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Postby Frank the Tank » 01 Nov 2006, 09:19

I was thinking this morning about how we have so many work-related discussions in random thoughts, the SOTSG advice thread, put me on the board, RANTS, etc. that there really should be a thread for discussing all things work related.

FTTCorp is very stingy about paying for sick days during the first 90 days of employment. Today is the first day I can stay out of work for illness and not get docked. Oh joy! Oh rapture!

And in a follow-up to yesterday's discussion about the United Way drive all the corporate minions are out and about today pressuring everyone to fill out their donation forms for the 2007 campaign. This suffers from the same flaw as a PBS pledge drive. If TV was at the point where the announcers on PBS would shut the hell up when you made a $50 donation, then the phones would be ringing off the hook. However even after you donate they're still there begging for coin. Here I filled out my United Way form yesterday, but I still can't go to the bathroom or get a soda without going by the table where someone's shaking me down to make sure I've filled out the form. Once you fill out your pledge form you should get a pin that says "don't bug me!" or something like that.
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Postby bosux » 01 Nov 2006, 10:48

i can't believe you caved...the terrorists have won
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if the democratic power machine is so tone deaf as to foist $hrillary upon the electorate they will lose to Trump...bet on it
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Postby Frank the Tank » 01 Nov 2006, 10:52

bosux191820042090 wrote:i can't believe you caved...the terrorists have won

Bosux, the terrorists won when I signed the employment agreement. This is just them rubbing it in.
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Postby nova » 01 Nov 2006, 10:53

bosux191820042090 wrote:i can't believe you caved...the terrorists have won


No shit. Frank, I feel like Chris Parnell in Anchorman.
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Postby Ulysses Everett McGill » 01 Nov 2006, 10:56

nasty nova wrote:
bosux191820042090 wrote:i can't believe you caved...the terrorists have won


No shit. Frank, I feel like Chris Parnell in Anchorman.


If Frank gave you some money out of his wallet, would that make you feel better?
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Postby nova » 01 Nov 2006, 10:57

Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:
nasty nova wrote:
bosux191820042090 wrote:i can't believe you caved...the terrorists have won


No shit. Frank, I feel like Chris Parnell in Anchorman.


If Frank gave you some money out of his wallet, would that make you feel better?


No, because all I'd do is blow it on lottery tickets and malt liquor.
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Postby Frank the Tank » 01 Nov 2006, 10:57

Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:
nasty nova wrote:
bosux191820042090 wrote:i can't believe you caved...the terrorists have won


No shit. Frank, I feel like Chris Parnell in Anchorman.


If Frank gave you some money out of his wallet, would that make you feel better?

I had no idea there would be so many angry SOTSG...ites.

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Postby bosux » 01 Nov 2006, 10:58

Frank the Tank wrote:
Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:
nasty nova wrote:
bosux191820042090 wrote:i can't believe you caved...the terrorists have won


No shit. Frank, I feel like Chris Parnell in Anchorman.


If Frank gave you some money out of his wallet, would that make you feel better?

I had no idea there would be so many angry SOTSG...ites.

"SOTSGans."


i cant believe that poop came out of your mouth, you poop-mouth
by bosux » 02 Mar 2016, 13:34
if the democratic power machine is so tone deaf as to foist $hrillary upon the electorate they will lose to Trump...bet on it
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Postby DirtDawg » 01 Nov 2006, 11:44

bosux191820042090 wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:
Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:
nasty nova wrote:
bosux191820042090 wrote:i can't believe you caved...the terrorists have won


No shit. Frank, I feel like Chris Parnell in Anchorman.


If Frank gave you some money out of his wallet, would that make you feel better?

I had no idea there would be so many angry SOTSG...ites.

"SOTSGans."


i cant believe that poop came out of your mouth, you poop-mouth


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Postby TheWolf » 01 Nov 2006, 12:39

Wow, this thread really degenerated from work talk in a hurry. That escalated quickly. It jumped up a notch.
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Postby DirtDawg » 01 Nov 2006, 12:42

TheWolf wrote:Wow, this thread really degenerated from work talk in a hurry. That escalated quickly. It jumped up a notch.


You might wanna take the next few plays off, Wolfie.
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Postby bosux » 01 Nov 2006, 13:35

DirtDawg wrote:
TheWolf wrote:Wow, this thread really degenerated from work talk in a hurry. That escalated quickly. It jumped up a notch.


You might wanna take the next few plays off, Wolfie.


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Postby Theny » 01 Nov 2006, 13:42

bosux191820042090 wrote:
DirtDawg wrote:
TheWolf wrote:Wow, this thread really degenerated from work talk in a hurry. That escalated quickly. It jumped up a notch.


You might wanna take the next few plays off, Wolfie.


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Postby Rickey Sez » 01 Nov 2006, 15:42

So someone at work signed up to be featured on this site and they've completely taken over our office. My conference room is taken. They're filming all over the place. I can't move. I go outside to have a freakin' cigarette 'cuz I'm stressed as hell after being out the early part of the week and having assloads of shit to catch up on, and these people have taken over my desk, which is covered with a bunch of shit people have left on it over the past couple of days because, apparently, when I'm away my desk turns into the office fucking garbage can. I can't get anything done, and I'm sure my sour-ass face is going to be featured on the video at some point.
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Postby Frank the Tank » 01 Nov 2006, 15:46

Rickey Sez wrote:So someone at work signed up to be featured on this site

FTTCorp security would have banned those fuckers at the door.
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