"You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby Gregs Kite » 23 Mar 2017, 08:57

SouthernYokel wrote: We went upstairs to brush teeth and the white asks him what he had for breakfast (eg: checking to make sure i fed him)


I love the check up questions from mommy to make sure dad isn't doing DERRRRRRR DUM DADZ things like giving the kid a bag of M&Ms and some Jolt for breakfast because dadz r dumz.

Congrats on the pyramid, though.
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby SouthernYokel » 23 Mar 2017, 08:59

Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote: We went upstairs to brush teeth and the white asks him what he had for breakfast (eg: checking to make sure i fed him)


I love the check up questions from mommy to make sure dad isn't doing DERRRRRRR DUM DADZ things like giving the kid a bag of M&Ms and some Jolt for breakfast because dadz r dumz.

Congrats on the pyramid, though.


she also told "him" "he" needed to pick up his toys and make his bed before going to school because the maid is coming today. ostensibly to do things like pick up the toys and make the bed but i digress into other threads' territories here.
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby the cheese » 23 Mar 2017, 09:18

SouthernYokel wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote: We went upstairs to brush teeth and the white asks him what he had for breakfast (eg: checking to make sure i fed him)


I love the check up questions from mommy to make sure dad isn't doing DERRRRRRR DUM DADZ things like giving the kid a bag of M&Ms and some Jolt for breakfast because dadz r dumz.

Congrats on the pyramid, though.


she also told "him" "he" needed to pick up his toys and make his bed before going to school because the maid is coming today. ostensibly to do things like pick up the toys and make the bed but i digress into other threads' territories here.


It's never "let's go pick up your toys", it's always "you (and Dad) need to go pick up your toys," because women.

It gets better though. You can tell an 8 year old to go pick up their room and they'll do it if you threaten them well enough.

Changing the WiFi password is bullshit and impossible to do on the fly (for an IT luddite like me) but logging out of Netflix will do the same thing as long as they don't know the password.
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby Goose » 23 Mar 2017, 09:46

the cheese wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote: We went upstairs to brush teeth and the white asks him what he had for breakfast (eg: checking to make sure i fed him)


I love the check up questions from mommy to make sure dad isn't doing DERRRRRRR DUM DADZ things like giving the kid a bag of M&Ms and some Jolt for breakfast because dadz r dumz.

Congrats on the pyramid, though.


she also told "him" "he" needed to pick up his toys and make his bed before going to school because the maid is coming today. ostensibly to do things like pick up the toys and make the bed but i digress into other threads' territories here.


It's never "let's go pick up your toys", it's always "you (and Dad) need to go pick up your toys," because women.

It gets better though. You can tell an 8 year old to go pick up their room and they'll do it if you threaten them well enough.

Changing the WiFi password is bullshit and impossible to do on the fly (for an IT luddite like me) but logging out of Netflix will do the same thing as long as they don't know the password.


It works for 9-13 year olds, too. As long as you've been training them long enough. When they ask "can I watch Netfix/go on my tablet/go on my phone/have dessert/etc." I always say go pick up 10 things on your floor. That always gets the room clean. Oddly enough my youngest daughter always keeps her room clean, makes her bed, folds her own clothes, etc. It may be autism or OCD (or some other crippling disease) but at least I don't have to constantly remind her to clean up her room. :thumbsup:
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby Rodney Farva » 24 Mar 2017, 08:03

my daughter will attend the university of vermont. i'm happy that she picked the cheapest of her options, but i'm also happy that it will be a good fit and she's happy, and the whole experience was relatively stress free.
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby Frank the Tank » 24 Mar 2017, 08:04

Rodney Farva wrote:my daughter will attend the university of vermont. i'm happy that she picked the cheapest of her options, but i'm also happy that it will be a good fit and she's happy, and the whole experience was relatively stress free.


Congrats Farv! UVM was one of the schools I applied to as well. Great place. I shall try to cheer against them slightly less obscenely in Hockey East matchups going forward.
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby Briandong79 » 24 Mar 2017, 08:08

Congrats, Farva, that's awesome. Move to Vermont for in state tuition?
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby SouthernYokel » 24 Mar 2017, 08:10

Congrats Farv. When you get a chance please let us know what a Catamount is. I would say "a lesbian from Vermont" but now your daughter goes there so back in the drawer it goes.
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby babylurch » 24 Mar 2017, 08:13

Congrats. Always nice to have the decision made.
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby JT99 » 24 Mar 2017, 08:14

Congrats!
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby mister bacon » 24 Mar 2017, 08:18

SouthernYokel wrote:Congrats Farv. When you get a chance please let us know what a Catamount is. I would say "a lesbian from Vermont" but now your daughter goes there so back in the drawer it goes.


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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby mj3528 » 24 Mar 2017, 09:24

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Rodney Farva wrote:my daughter will attend the university of vermont. i'm happy that she picked the cheapest of her options, but i'm also happy that it will be a good fit and she's happy, and the whole experience was relatively stress free.


Congrats Farv! UVM was one of the schools I applied to as well. Great place. I shall try to cheer against them slightly less obscenely in Hockey East matchups going forward.


I applied to the University of Vermont as well. I think I was intrigued by a picture in the catalog from the top of a ski slope looking into town.
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby ctz31 » 24 Mar 2017, 09:32

Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote: We went upstairs to brush teeth and the white asks him what he had for breakfast (eg: checking to make sure i fed him)


I love the check up questions from mommy to make sure dad isn't doing DERRRRRRR DUM DADZ things like giving the kid a bag of M&Ms and some Jolt for breakfast because dadz r dumz.

Congrats on the pyramid, though.


I received two full pages of instruction for the 2 days that she will be gone. The other day i'm like don't worry i will be fine, this isn't difficult. Then last night i go "i can't remember, am i getting boy on the bus tomorrow or is he going to neighbor?" "OMG this is why i need to give you all these instructions, because i knew you weren't listening the other day and blah blah blah kill me." It was a simple question B.

Today i snapped a pic of me and the girl in the car to her and she responds "you are wearing that shirt to work?" It's dress down day which she obv forgot and thought i was playing hooky. Definitely shoulda workshopped my response and made her sweat on my whereabouts all day. Blown opp.

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Rodney Farva wrote:my daughter will attend the university of vermont. i'm happy that she picked the cheapest of her options, but i'm also happy that it will be a good fit and she's happy, and the whole experience was relatively stress free.


Congrats Farv! UVM was one of the schools I applied to as well. Great place. I shall try to cheer against them slightly less obscenely in Hockey East matchups going forward.


I applied to the University of Vermont as well. I think I was intrigued by a picture in the catalog from the top of a ski slope looking into town.


I honestly have no idea where Vermont is. Couldn't pick out the vague region on a map. Is it midwest like 75% of the country is?
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby Goose » 24 Mar 2017, 09:35

Did she pick Bernie's home state just to stick it to you? I hope not. I assume if she really wanted to twist the knife she would've matriculated at Trump University.
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby TVF wannabe » 24 Mar 2017, 09:38

Congrats Farva and Yokel
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