"You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby Jew Jitsu » 03 Feb 2017, 16:03

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TheWolf wrote:Farv, I forget if this has been asked/answered before... Who do they play against in these tournaments? Are these all like ex-pat/embassy type of schools for American kids in different countries? Or are you playing locals, or what?


for all our sports, the season itself really is just the league tournament at the end of the season. we are in a six-team league. each school has 'american' in its name, but the reality is they each have 30% or so american kids and the rest are a mix of locals and other nationalities. the other five schools are all in the middle east, two schools in Dubai (UAE), one in Abu Dhabi (UAE), one in Doha (Qatar) and one in Muscat (Oman).

Your sons high school league spans half a continent? Fml
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby TheWolf » 03 Feb 2017, 17:06

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Magnum wrote:What are the ages for these things? Assuming older than 2?


They are labeled as being for 3 and up. Pup 2 (he's almost 2 and a half) does just fine with them though.



my son loves these. when he goes on 'playdates' he always takes them with him and his friends love them too. cheap and fun toys ftw.


They ain't cheap homey. The 100 piece set is $119 on Amazon. Prime eligible. We have two sets. It's a blast.

By we I mean me. I have two sets.


When I picked pup 2 up at daycare today, they were playing with these. Good talk.
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby Rodney Farva » 03 Feb 2017, 23:22

Jew Jitsu wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:
TheWolf wrote:Farv, I forget if this has been asked/answered before... Who do they play against in these tournaments? Are these all like ex-pat/embassy type of schools for American kids in different countries? Or are you playing locals, or what?


for all our sports, the season itself really is just the league tournament at the end of the season. we are in a six-team league. each school has 'american' in its name, but the reality is they each have 30% or so american kids and the rest are a mix of locals and other nationalities. the other five schools are all in the middle east, two schools in Dubai (UAE), one in Abu Dhabi (UAE), one in Doha (Qatar) and one in Muscat (Oman).

Your sons high school league spans half a continent? Fml


not like we're playing each other every weekend doe.

played poorly in first game saturday. rod jr was a turnover machine and only scored 4. key players got a lot of rest as they knew winning would be difficult. finished 4th after round robin, probably what we deserved as top 3 teams (all finished 4-1) were clearly better. play host team in the bronze medal game in the afternoon.

ETA played best game of the tournament. rodney jr had 10 at the half and finished with 15 including a 3 in last minute to get them within 2 (no holsteringhis pistols). ended up losing by 5. big beast only played 5 minutes because of his knee which was the difference because he was a defensive and rebounding force when he was in.
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby mister bacon » 05 Feb 2017, 21:10

how do you get your kid to stop eating his own boogers asking for me tyia
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby chrisco » 05 Feb 2017, 21:21

mister bacon wrote:how do you get your kid to stop eating his own boogers asking for me tyia

Super glue his nostrils shut. /Not real advice
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby Briandong79 » 05 Feb 2017, 21:29

chrisco wrote:
mister bacon wrote:how do you get your kid to stop eating his own boogers asking for me tyia

Super glue his nostrils shut. /Not real advice

I assume wait until he's humiliated at school and stops on his own.
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby Rodney Farva » 05 Feb 2017, 22:59

luckily we never had to tackle that one. good luck, tho there are worse problems to have with your kids
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby Theny » 05 Feb 2017, 23:05

My 5 year old puked on me today. Luckily it was only once. And only the second time she's ever vomited. #ironstomachs
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby JT99 » 06 Feb 2017, 08:40

Theny wrote:My 5 year old puked on me today. Luckily it was only once. And only the second time she's ever vomited. #ironstomachs


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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 06 Feb 2017, 10:00

In 15 years, that's what she's gonna call her... #toosoon
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby TVF wannabe » 06 Feb 2017, 10:09

mister bacon wrote:how do you get your kid to stop eating his own boogers asking for me tyia


Good luck with that.

My 5 year old loves magna tiles, he got a set for his 3rd birthday but was all into it, I'm sure had he gotten them a few months earlier he'd have done just fine. We bought him a bunch more pieces this year including a remote control car, he really likes that.

Theny was right, never be the asshole caring parent and if it's no score T-ball if you argue you're an ass. That doesn't mean you have to let the crying mother have her kid be safe. A couple years ago, my son' was 6 I think and there was a close play in a blowout, so the losing team said let him (their kid) be safe. All the kids on my sons team went crazy and one kid called them a cheater, the coach screamed and yelled like a lunatic, not realizing his team in fact cheated. Moral of the story when the kids know the rules, you have to follow them even when you want to be nice and dont be an ass.
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby TheWolf » 06 Feb 2017, 10:14

Theny wrote:My 5 year old puked on me today. Luckily it was only once. And only the second time she's ever vomited. #ironstomachs


My 2 year old puked all over me last week. It caught me so off guard that I almost dropped him. Then that night he puked in his bed 3 times. Fun stuff.
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby Briandong79 » 06 Feb 2017, 10:15

TheWolf wrote:
Theny wrote:My 5 year old puked on me today. Luckily it was only once. And only the second time she's ever vomited. #ironstomachs


My 2 year old puked all over me last week. It caught me so off guard that I almost dropped him. Then that night he puked in his bed 3 times. Fun stuff.


My 2 year old did that a couple weeks ago, I literally tossed him off me. Onto the couch. Which he then puked on and that was a bitch to get cleaned up. Moral of the story: should have just kept getting puked on.
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby TVF wannabe » 06 Feb 2017, 10:19

Briandong79 wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
Theny wrote:My 5 year old puked on me today. Luckily it was only once. And only the second time she's ever vomited. #ironstomachs


My 2 year old puked all over me last week. It caught me so off guard that I almost dropped him. Then that night he puked in his bed 3 times. Fun stuff.


My 2 year old did that a couple weeks ago, I literally tossed him off me. Onto the couch. Which he then puked on and that was a bitch to get cleaned up. Moral of the story: should have just kept getting puked on.


My wife's always into that. "when a kid starts puking, don't run with him. You just end up with a trail of puke to clean."
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Re: "You're Only As Good As Your Dumbest Kid" - Parenting

Postby Goose » 06 Feb 2017, 10:57

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Briandong79 wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
Theny wrote:My 5 year old puked on me today. Luckily it was only once. And only the second time she's ever vomited. #ironstomachs


My 2 year old puked all over me last week. It caught me so off guard that I almost dropped him. Then that night he puked in his bed 3 times. Fun stuff.


My 2 year old did that a couple weeks ago, I literally tossed him off me. Onto the couch. Which he then puked on and that was a bitch to get cleaned up. Moral of the story: should have just kept getting puked on.


My wife's always into that. "when a kid starts puking, don't run with him. You just end up with a trail of puke to clean."


All three of my kids went through a puking run over the last week: the oldest threw up Tuesday night and a couple of times on Wed and Thursday. The youngest kid did Wednesday night through Friday and the middle kid did Thursday night and Friday. They all had fevers and missed a bunch of school. I didn't get sick, but did manage to get woken up each of those nights (my wife is a much deeper sleeper than I am) by puking, crying kids. Luckily they all made it to the toilet so no post-puke cleanup to be done.
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