Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby JT99 » 02 Mar 2017, 19:15

mister bacon wrote:
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mister bacon wrote:i'm sure this will shock exactly none of you but i would eat her ass like a smothered porkchop. [-X

she deserves some good dick. and who is gonna give it to her? me. that's who.

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It looks like she knows all about eating smothered porkchops.


effing and snacking. What's not to like?


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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby Dthefritz » 02 Mar 2017, 20:43

I feel like such a hypocrite on this issue. Big girls need lovin too! Just not in my dickyard.
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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby Gregs Kite » 02 Mar 2017, 21:17

Dthefritz wrote:I feel like such a hypocrite on this issue. Big girls need lovin too! Just not in my dickyard.


Which is ironic, as it would seem to take a yards worth of dick to love that ass.
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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby Goose » 03 Mar 2017, 13:49

mister bacon wrote:
Goose wrote:
mister bacon wrote:i'm sure this will shock exactly none of you but i would eat her ass like a smothered porkchop. [-X

she deserves some good dick. and who is gonna give it to her? me. that's who.

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no i won't i am married lol


It looks like she knows all about eating smothered porkchops.


effing and snacking. What's not to like?


That woman ain't sharing no snacks with you! #3hunna

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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby Gregs Kite » 03 Mar 2017, 13:52

Goose wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
Goose wrote:
mister bacon wrote:i'm sure this will shock exactly none of you but i would eat her ass like a smothered porkchop. [-X

she deserves some good dick. and who is gonna give it to her? me. that's who.

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no i won't i am married lol


It looks like she knows all about eating smothered porkchops.


effing and snacking. What's not to like?


That woman ain't sharing no snacks with you! #3hunna

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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby mister bacon » 03 Mar 2017, 13:55

Goose wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
Goose wrote:
mister bacon wrote:i'm sure this will shock exactly none of you but i would eat her ass like a smothered porkchop. [-X

she deserves some good dick. and who is gonna give it to her? me. that's who.

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no i won't i am married lol


It looks like she knows all about eating smothered porkchops.


effing and snacking. What's not to like?


That woman ain't sharing no snacks with you! #3hunna

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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby Rodney Farva » 04 Mar 2017, 00:27

who are... these people? i wanna know!
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby BigJohnStudd » 15 Mar 2017, 17:30

I should get head from this girl.

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NAVASOTA, Texas (AP) — The mother of a 19-year-old woman says her daughter was killed when she was struck by a train while having photos taken of her on the tracks in a bid to launch a modeling career.

Hakamie Stevenson told The Eagle newspaper that her daughter, Fredzania Thompson, attended Blinn College in Bryan but wanted to put her education on hold to begin modeling.

Authorities say Thompson was standing between two sets of tracks Friday in Navasota when a BNSF Railway train approached.

She moved out of the way of the train but was apparently unaware that a Union Pacific train was coming in the opposite direction on the other tracks and was struck.


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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby Rodney Farva » 15 Mar 2017, 22:04

Fredzania
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby CourtesyFlush » 16 Mar 2017, 07:24

Rodney Farva wrote:Fredzania

Hakamie

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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby mister bacon » 21 Mar 2017, 12:19



down the street from UMS-Wright! Go Bulldogs!
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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 21 Mar 2017, 12:20

mister bacon wrote:


down the street from UMS-Wright! Go Bulldogs!


She murdered an older man, who was 36.
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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby SouthernYokel » 21 Mar 2017, 12:20

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
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down the street from UMS-Wright! Go Bulldogs!


She murdered an older man, who was 36.


:shock: it me
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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

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