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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby Gregs Kite » 22 Feb 2017, 07:23

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Well played I love me a skinny five foot blond with some tiny boobers


Give me a petite skinny blonde with big boobers


Is your new hot, super hot girlfriend petite with big boober doobers?
You fuckers ruined kite.

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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby JichaelDick » 22 Feb 2017, 08:33

Gregs Kite wrote:Vlad Putin's daughter:

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Handsome woman.


It looks kinda like Jon Gruden
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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby mj3528 » 22 Feb 2017, 09:12

Gregs Kite wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
PhillyJim76 wrote:
Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Jike
FTT
Mister bacon
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PJ


Well played I love me a skinny five foot blond with some tiny boobers


Give me a petite skinny blonde with big boobers


Is your new hot, super hot girlfriend petite with big boober doobers?

The person I am seeing has big boobers, but she is 5' 8", so not petite. My last girlfriend was 5' 4" with even bigger boobers. It was something
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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby Gregs Kite » 02 Mar 2017, 10:13

We still don't have a "mister bacon presents: swamp donkeyz" thread so this will do:

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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby SouthernYokel » 02 Mar 2017, 10:15

who is that? I see ashley in the tag but surely that's not ashley benson. she looks like she ate ashley benson
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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby CourtesyFlush » 02 Mar 2017, 10:17

SouthernYokel wrote:who is that? I see ashley in the tag but surely that's not ashley benson. she looks like she ate ashley benson

I see Bay Beach Patrol so I'm guessing either Yasmine Bleeth or Alexandra Paul.
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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby TheWolf » 02 Mar 2017, 10:18

I think it's Yasmine Bleeth, and it makes me sad.
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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby Gregs Kite » 02 Mar 2017, 10:19

Something called Ashley Graham.
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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby CourtesyFlush » 02 Mar 2017, 10:20

TheWolf wrote:I think it's Yasmine Bleeth, and it makes me sad.

Oh dear. Remember the good times.

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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby JichaelDick » 02 Mar 2017, 10:21

Gregs Kite wrote:Something called Ashley Graham.


Ahh, yes, the big 'un that made it to SI Cover Girl. Second fatty in history after Kate Upton.
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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby SouthernYokel » 02 Mar 2017, 10:24

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH they put her in Baywatch to head off the SJW assault. That's good PR chess right there.
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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby TheWolf » 02 Mar 2017, 10:27

SouthernYokel wrote:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH they put her in Baywatch to head off the SJW assault. That's good PR chess right there.


Yeah, that was well-played.

I didn't recognize her. SI did a good job of making her look a lot better than she looks in that pic.
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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby mister bacon » 02 Mar 2017, 10:27

i'm sure this will shock exactly none of you but i would eat her ass like a smothered porkchop. [-X

she deserves some good dick. and who is gonna give it to her? me. that's who.

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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby Goose » 02 Mar 2017, 17:01

mister bacon wrote:i'm sure this will shock exactly none of you but i would eat her ass like a smothered porkchop. [-X

she deserves some good dick. and who is gonna give it to her? me. that's who.

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It looks like she knows all about eating smothered porkchops.
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Re: Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby mister bacon » 02 Mar 2017, 19:08

Goose wrote:
mister bacon wrote:i'm sure this will shock exactly none of you but i would eat her ass like a smothered porkchop. [-X

she deserves some good dick. and who is gonna give it to her? me. that's who.

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It looks like she knows all about eating smothered porkchops.


effing and snacking. What's not to like?
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