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Women you want to have sex with, but shouldn't want to

Postby Fletch » 16 Jun 2006, 10:17

From a shoutbox conversation. I'll start with Broadway Joe's favorite gal and a damn cute lesbian:

Suzy Kolber (image no longer linking)
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Postby Theny » 16 Jun 2006, 10:26

I'm putting Hurley (from Lost) down for Tiff.

As for me, I'll go with Paris Hilton. I shouldn't (because I'd catch 9,012 std's and I'd probably be unknowingly videotaped), but I would.
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Postby SouthernYokel » 16 Jun 2006, 10:29

This is a FANTASTIC picture of her so it doesn't LOOK like i shouldn't want to have sex with her, but normally Alyson Hannigan is pretty plain looking.

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Postby the cheese » 16 Jun 2006, 10:32

She's got a body under that shirt
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Postby mmutoni » 16 Jun 2006, 10:33

Oprah.
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Postby SouthernYokel » 16 Jun 2006, 10:34

mmutoni wrote:Oprah.


Every man here should want to fuck oprah. Who could pass on 30 billion dollars, or whatever she's worth now?
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Postby the cheese » 16 Jun 2006, 10:34

mmutoni wrote:Oprah.


Fuck no. But to each his own. I'd hit it with Stockard Channing I guess so that makes me weird.
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Postby Goose » 16 Jun 2006, 10:34

I'd add Tara Reid to the list. I would also cite all of the reasons Theny did for hesitating with Paris Hilton. But at the end of the day, you just have to shrug your shoulders and knock it out.
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Postby Montecore's Revenge » 16 Jun 2006, 10:35

SouthernYokel wrote:
mmutoni wrote:Oprah.


Every man here should want to fuck oprah. Who could pass on 30 billion dollars, or whatever she's worth now?


I am as attracted to Oprah as I am to Bill Gates. Which is to say - not at all.
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Postby Goose » 16 Jun 2006, 10:36

SouthernYokel wrote:
mmutoni wrote:Oprah.


Every man here should want to fuck oprah. Who could pass on 30 billion dollars, or whatever she's worth now?


Oprah only makes the list on two conditions: 1) no condom, and 2) she's ovulating. Just so I can pull a Chappelle and quit my job while running around yelling "I'm rich bitch!"
Balls: I know a guy who came home after high school one day to over hear his mom and dad having a 3some with another lady. He actually went to beat off during it in his room.
mister bacon: Wow no wonder PJ is so fucked up.
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Postby gabe » 16 Jun 2006, 10:37

SouthernYokel wrote:This is a FANTASTIC picture of her so it doesn't LOOK like i shouldn't want to have sex with her, but normally Alyson Hannigan is pretty plain looking.

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Damn! Is that Willow? She looks pretty hot on How I Met your mother, but was pretty plain looking on Buffy..

Sativa Rose is probably someone i shouldn't have sex with ...since she's a porn star ... but I'd do her anyways ..
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Postby Ulysses Everett McGill » 16 Jun 2006, 10:37

the cheese wrote:
mmutoni wrote:Oprah.


Fuck no. But to each his own. I'd hit it with Stockard Channing I guess so that makes me weird.


I saw Stockard Channing live in Toronto about 5 years ago...her body was smoking
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Postby Rodney Farva » 16 Jun 2006, 10:37

the cheese wrote:...Stockard Channing....


hell yeah. me first.
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Postby the cheese » 16 Jun 2006, 10:38

Rodney Farva wrote:
the cheese wrote:...Stockard Channing....


hell yeah. me first.


Its different for you guys considering that you're both old as well. I'm 23.
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Postby SouthernYokel » 16 Jun 2006, 10:39

Who is Stockard Channing?
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