I had a meeting last night that kept me out until 8, and the wife needed some ingredient for cupcakes that she was baking for Curd #3's class at a school, so I stopped at the store on the drive home. I'm at the store and up walks this Iranian girl I went to high school with that we used to call Reallyhotbody because her last name was hard to say and Reallyhotbody was virtually the same as her last name and she was really hot and we were 17 and I'm babbling.
Spoiler alert, she still has a really hot body despite being 35 with three kids. The below picture doesn't really do her justice, because her goober husband is in it. HOWEVA, we talked for a minute and I pulled a Garg and wandered around so we wouldn't be going through the same aisles at the same time. HOWEVA x 2 we ended up walking out at the same time and were parked in the same row. The truly arousing thing here wasn't the yoga pants or her great huge tits on a tiny frame. It was the fact that she was driving a perfectly restored mid 80s Jeep Waggoneer woody. With a "GRISWLD" plate. Nothing that turns me on more than hot chicks driving vintage SUVs. Not a damn thing.
And the picture won't display and I'm not friends with her anymore on facebook. Damn it. Just imagine a white Woody and a 5'2" 105 pound Iranian chick with huge cans.
I posted this in this forum because the picture won't display and I really want that damn Woody. And this morning I ran into one of my dad's friend's daughters leaving my Thursday morning bible study and she, who previously alternated between an awesome lifted and expedition equipped 1994 Land Rover Discovery and a Theny approved Jeep but was now driving a white 1989 Range Rover that was also in great condition. Hot chicks in great cars everywhere. God damn it. My penis can only get so erect.
I don't give a shit about cars except vintage SUVs and old Porsches, and god damn it they're everywhere in the last 24 hours.
Clayton Bigsby - Wed May 23, 2012 2:55 pm: i'd rather live with a guy who's kind of annoying but a nice guy than a guy who's kind of annoying and a dick