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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby JT99 » 25 Feb 2017, 07:47

Patrice O'Neal is about 10-15 spots too low.

Kevin Hart is funny, but he can't hold Patrice's shoes.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby babylurch » 25 Feb 2017, 07:51

JT99 wrote:Patrice O'Neal is about 10-15 spots too low.

Kevin Hart is funny, but he can't hold Patrice's shoes.

Patrice certainly cannot hold Kevin's shoes.


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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby TheWolf » 25 Feb 2017, 20:37

I like how it claims to "tiptoe past the early craftsmen" and then ranks a bunch of unfunny old people like Bruce, Hicks, and Pryor as some of the best ever. Great list, Rolling Stone.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby BigJohnStudd » 26 Feb 2017, 22:37

TheWolf wrote:I like how it claims to "tiptoe past the early craftsmen" and then ranks a bunch of unfunny old people like Bruce, Hicks, and Pryor as some of the best ever. Great list, Rolling Stone.


I haven't listened to much of Bill Hicks, but I'm pretty sure he's overrated.

Good on them for ranking Cosby top ten. Anything else is just plain wrong.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 27 Feb 2017, 06:42

I haven't heard of a bunch of those people, not that that means anything. I think norm should be mentioned. I missed dices prime, just remember the night court episode taking him on. I also saw he's performing in montclair(nj) next week, what a fall from grace. Sad.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Prez » 27 Feb 2017, 07:26

Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:46 pm BostonSucksMyBalls That cunt Nikki Glaser tweeted me tonight.


Probably not the right thread choice (suck it, Porno Gil) but I was hoping that Ballz could shed some light on this. tyia.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 27 Feb 2017, 09:34

Prez wrote:
Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:46 pm BostonSucksMyBalls That cunt Nikki Glaser tweeted me tonight.


Probably not the right thread choice (suck it, Porno Gil) but I was hoping that Ballz could shed some light on this. tyia.

She's my only hate-follow other than this one dude that me and PJ know. Almost all of her tweets bash Trump. It's tiresome. Also I'm deranged.

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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Gregs Kite » 27 Feb 2017, 09:45

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Prez wrote:
Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:46 pm BostonSucksMyBalls That cunt Nikki Glaser tweeted me tonight.


Probably not the right thread choice (suck it, Porno Gil) but I was hoping that Ballz could shed some light on this. tyia.

She's my only hate-follow other than this one dude that me and PJ know. Almost all of her tweets bash Trump. It's tiresome. Also I'm deranged.

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Be honest, this is the height of your Twitter trolling, isn't it? You finally got an attractive girl to acknowledge you by pulling her hair. Well done!
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 27 Feb 2017, 09:51

Gregs Kite wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Prez wrote:
Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:46 pm BostonSucksMyBalls That cunt Nikki Glaser tweeted me tonight.


Probably not the right thread choice (suck it, Porno Gil) but I was hoping that Ballz could shed some light on this. tyia.

She's my only hate-follow other than this one dude that me and PJ know. Almost all of her tweets bash Trump. It's tiresome. Also I'm deranged.

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Be honest, this is the height of your Twitter trolling, isn't it? You finally got an attractive girl to acknowledge you by pulling her hair. Well done!


No. I wasnt trolling her. I didnt expect a response. I wanted her to know that her tweets stink. Just like her act!
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Gregs Kite » 27 Feb 2017, 09:53

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Prez wrote:
Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:46 pm BostonSucksMyBalls That cunt Nikki Glaser tweeted me tonight.


Probably not the right thread choice (suck it, Porno Gil) but I was hoping that Ballz could shed some light on this. tyia.

She's my only hate-follow other than this one dude that me and PJ know. Almost all of her tweets bash Trump. It's tiresome. Also I'm deranged.

image.jpg


Be honest, this is the height of your Twitter trolling, isn't it? You finally got an attractive girl to acknowledge you by pulling her hair. Well done!


No. I wasnt trolling her. I didnt expect a response. I wanted her to know that her tweets stink. Just like her act!


Feels like this is the exact definition of trolling. Keep pulling those pigtails, though.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Gregs Kite » 15 Mar 2017, 09:56

Dong's girlfriend is in hot water for stealing jokes again.

Not a good look. I assume this is some man's fault, though.

Cross post to Barstool Sports.....of course.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 15 Mar 2017, 13:51

Gregs Kite wrote:Dong's girlfriend is in hot water for stealing jokes again.

Not a good look. I assume this is some man's fault, though.

Cross post to Barstool Sports.....of course.

She stinks!

That Attel album is maybe my fav comedy album Ive ever pwned. Its awesome from the first line til the end. He's on fire.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Gregs Kite » 16 Mar 2017, 06:55

Gregs Kite wrote:Dong's girlfriend is in hot water for stealing jokes again.

Not a good look. I assume this is some man's fault, though.

Cross post to Barstool Sports.....of course.


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Balls, what's your handle on Reddit, by the way lol.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 16 Mar 2017, 07:00

Any of you sons see Jim norton's new special? Guys a weirdo but funny. I was forced into watching the Amy schumer special last weekend, it really was terrible. Don't know how she made it in show biz, maybe her earlier specials were better? I haven't seen them.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Gregs Kite » 16 Mar 2017, 07:04

Dr Jeckyll wrote:Any of you sons see Jim norton's new special? Guys a weirdo but funny. I was forced into watching the Amy schumer special last weekend, it really was terrible. Don't know how she made it in show biz, maybe her earlier specials were better? I haven't seen them.


Forced, you say? Go on...

Norton was on Bill Burr's latest podcast. He's an acquired taste and best in small doses. I was never a huge fan of the Opie and Anthony show, so I don't know much about his stuff there.

Good post? Great post!
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