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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 02 Feb 2017, 13:50

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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 02 Feb 2017, 13:55

Of those 5, I seen two of them. Sein in 89 or 90 and Rock probably around 94 before he became CHRIS ROCK. Sein was much better, but he was much further along in his career development.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby TheWolf » 02 Feb 2017, 14:01

I've seen all of them except Sein. Chappelle and Schumer twice. Second time for both of them was on the same night, and Aziz was in that lineup as well.

The ranking based on my experience is Chappelle > Rock >>>>>>> Schumer > Aziz. I enjoyed all of them though. Would see them all again, as long as Schumer promises not to be a whiny cunt and just tell jokes.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Rodney Farva » 03 Feb 2017, 00:43

i think jer would kill with an audience more than his material and delivery deserve, because he still has that halo effect of "wow, it's saint jerry!"

i'll be in ny in march and might try the comedy cellar out, haven't seen standup in a long time.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Goose » 07 Feb 2017, 16:17

Saw the Billy Burr stand up special. Pretty funny, he sticks pretty close to home on past topics: Americans getting fat, overpopulation, Hitler. He's no Carrot Top, but worth a watch.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 07 Feb 2017, 16:44

Goose wrote:Saw the Billy Burr stand up special. Pretty funny, he sticks pretty close to home on past topics: Americans getting fat, overpopulation, Hitler. He's no Carrot Top, but worth a watch.


Having seen them both live, i agree with your post 1000%.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Goose » 07 Feb 2017, 16:48

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Goose wrote:Saw the Billy Burr stand up special. Pretty funny, he sticks pretty close to home on past topics: Americans getting fat, overpopulation, Hitler. He's no Carrot Top, but worth a watch.


Having seen them both live, i agree with your post 1000%.


Honestly, it's not even fair.

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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Prez » 24 Feb 2017, 18:59

Rolling Stone ranks the 50 best stand-up comics of all time
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 24 Feb 2017, 19:47

Prez wrote:Rolling Stone ranks the 50 best stand-up comics of all time

Before looking I will guess they have Pryor and E Murphy as the top 2 in some order. White Guilt Rolling Stone.

ETA: Pryor was 1, Murphy was 25!

I think they forgot Carrotop and Dice :x
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby mister bacon » 24 Feb 2017, 22:00

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Prez wrote:Rolling Stone ranks the 50 best stand-up comics of all time

Before looking I will guess they have Pryor and E Murphy as the top 2 in some order. White Guilt Rolling Stone.

ETA: Pryor was 1, Murphy was 25!

I think they forgot Carrotop and Dice :x


i like dice but cmon son.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 24 Feb 2017, 22:37

mister bacon wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Prez wrote:Rolling Stone ranks the 50 best stand-up comics of all time

Before looking I will guess they have Pryor and E Murphy as the top 2 in some order. White Guilt Rolling Stone.

ETA: Pryor was 1, Murphy was 25!

I think they forgot Carrotop and Dice :x


i like dice but cmon son.

He sold out arenas. How many comics have ever done that? 5?
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby JichaelDick » 24 Feb 2017, 22:45

You know, I get he was influential and, as REM pointed out "not afraid," but I've never found Lenny Bruce that funny. SNS.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby mister bacon » 24 Feb 2017, 22:48

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Prez wrote:Rolling Stone ranks the 50 best stand-up comics of all time

Before looking I will guess they have Pryor and E Murphy as the top 2 in some order. White Guilt Rolling Stone.

ETA: Pryor was 1, Murphy was 25!

I think they forgot Carrotop and Dice :x


i like dice but cmon son.

He sold out arenas. How many comics have ever done that? 5?



dane cook sold out arenas too. so the fuck what?

popular is not the same as good.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby nerf66 » 25 Feb 2017, 01:15

mister bacon wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Prez wrote:Rolling Stone ranks the 50 best stand-up comics of all time

Before looking I will guess they have Pryor and E Murphy as the top 2 in some order. White Guilt Rolling Stone.

ETA: Pryor was 1, Murphy was 25!

I think they forgot Carrotop and Dice :x


i like dice but cmon son.

He sold out arenas. How many comics have ever done that? 5?



dane cook sold out arenas too. so the fuck what?

popular is not the same as good.


Dice sold out stadiums - THAT was the "holy fuck" moment for comedy that Dice was responsible for. Still doesn't deserve to be on a top 50 list.

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