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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 16 Mar 2017, 07:13

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Dr Jeckyll wrote:Any of you sons see Jim norton's new special? Guys a weirdo but funny. I was forced into watching the Amy schumer special last weekend, it really was terrible. Don't know how she made it in show biz, maybe her earlier specials were better? I haven't seen them.


Forced, you say? Go on...

Norton was on Bill Burr's latest podcast. He's an acquired taste and best in small doses. I was never a huge fan of the Opie and Anthony show, so I don't know much about his stuff there.

Good post? Great post!


My gf wanted to see it, since usually I choose the movie I felt like I couldn't say no. She did not care for the link you or balls posted yesterday about AS that I sent to her haha.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby JT99 » 20 Mar 2017, 10:36

Jim Norton's new Netflix special is a solid ground rule double that drives in two to tie the game in the seventh with one out.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Goose » 20 Mar 2017, 10:52

JT99 wrote:Jim Norton's new Netflix special is a solid ground rule double that drives in two to tie the game in the seventh with one out.


Did you have a specific Indian in mind when you came up with your rating?
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 20 Mar 2017, 10:55

Goose wrote:
JT99 wrote:Jim Norton's new Netflix special is a solid ground rule double that drives in two to tie the game in the seventh with one out.


Did you have a specific Indian in mind when you came up with your rating?


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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 20 Mar 2017, 10:55

Goose wrote:
JT99 wrote:Jim Norton's new Netflix special is a solid ground rule double that drives in two to tie the game in the seventh with one out.


Did you have a specific Indian in mind when you came up with your rating?

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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby TheWolf » 20 Mar 2017, 12:00

JT99 wrote:Jim Norton's new Netflix special is a solid ground rule double that drives in two to tie the game in the seventh with one out.


I'm listening to this right now. I'll probably need the full experience to determine the accuracy of your metaphor, but it's funny so far. OK.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Dthefritz » 20 Mar 2017, 17:47

TheWolf wrote:
JT99 wrote:Jim Norton's new Netflix special is a solid ground rule double that drives in two to tie the game in the seventh with one out.


I'm listening to this right now. I'll probably need the full experience to determine the accuracy of your metaphor, but it's funny so far. OK.

I always liked him just fine, but he always seemed in danger of devolving into a guy shouting unfunny insults at blacks, women and gays. Glad to hear that hasn't happened!

I think the last time i saw him was the Zakk Wylde roast, which apparently was a thing. Other than Norton and Brian Posehn, it was completely unwatchable. Would not recommend.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Prez » 21 Mar 2017, 08:47

JT99 wrote:Jim Norton's new Netflix special is a solid ground rule double that drives in two to tie the game in the seventh with one out.


I watched this last night, some solid LOLs all around. I particularly enjoyed his bit about getting his asshole licked. He's a (funny) sick dood.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby TheWolf » 21 Mar 2017, 08:52

I decided to find out if all the awful reviews are accurate, and fired up the Schumer special for some background noise this morning. She talks about her vagina sooooo much, and I just totally lost my shit. No I didn't. I got 35 minutes in, laughed twice, and couldn't continue. I'm not even a Schumer hater. I've said in the past that I thought she was the funniest female comic working right now, but holy shit is this thing bad. It has 1 star on Netflix, and that's generous.

Really liked the Norton special. I give that one a strong rec.

Hoping to check out Chappelle's new stuff today. We'll see how much I have to actually pay attention to work.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 21 Mar 2017, 08:58

TheWolf wrote:I decided to find out if all the awful reviews are accurate, and fired up the Schumer special for some background noise this morning. She talks about her vagina sooooo much, and I just totally lost my shit. No I didn't. I got 35 minutes in, laughed twice, and couldn't continue. I'm not even a Schumer hater. I've said in the past that I thought she was the funniest female comic working right now, but holy shit is this thing bad. It has 1 star on Netflix, and that's generous.


it's trump's fault it got bad reviews thewolf: https://heatst.com/entertainment/amy-schumer-blames-trump-and-the-alt-right-for-bad-reviews/
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby TheWolf » 21 Mar 2017, 09:02

Of course it's Trump's fault. That was never in question.

Seriously though, don't bother with this. It's atrocious.
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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby mister bacon » 21 Mar 2017, 09:05

TheWolf wrote:I decided to find out if all the awful reviews are accurate, and fired up the Schumer special for some background noise this morning. She talks about her vagina sooooo much, and I just totally lost my shit. No I didn't. I got 35 minutes in, laughed twice, and couldn't continue. I'm not even a Schumer hater. I've said in the past that I thought she was the funniest female comic working right now, but holy shit is this thing bad. It has 1 star on Netflix, and that's generous.


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TheWolf wrote:Hoping to check out Chappelle's new stuff today. We'll see how much I have to actually pay attention to work.


somebody said this on twitter yesterday but i'm going to repeat it here:

10 years ago chappelle walked away from a contract with comedy central that would have paid him $55mm over five years. this year netflix paid him $60mm for THREE SPECIALS.

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Re: Best Stand-Up Bits

Postby Gregs Kite » 21 Mar 2017, 09:07

TheWolf wrote:Of course it's Trump's fault. That was never in question.

Seriously though, don't bother with this. It's atrocious.


Well, now I'm excited for Balls and ctz to post their GLOWING reviews of this.
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