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Re: People I'm Vaguely Aqcuainted With Say the Darndest Thin

Postby JichaelDick » 09 Jul 2010, 16:11

mj3528 wrote:
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someguysomewhere wrote:
Define "good friends".


We were romantically involved for a month in high school. I never slept with her though. She is now engaged. She isn't, however, the engaged girl that I cheated on my girlfriend with.


Excellent antics, my fellow Twins fan!

Between me becoming a strip club patron, you cheating with your girl with an engaged girl, and the always awesome MTM, we Twins fans are taking the antics to a new level.


there is one very important level where you have not taken your antics JD. who's now is not over yet. get to work.


Three more weeks (although my birthday is a week from Tuesday and I'll have a weekend beforehand to do some stuff)
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Re: People I'm Vaguely Aqcuainted With Say the Darndest Thin

Postby JichaelDick » 21 Jul 2010, 18:08

If you believe in God repost this! Please don't ignore; you are being tested. It says in the Bible, "Deny me in front of everyone, I will deny you in front of my father." 97% WON'T POST. Will you? I WILL NEVER BE ASHAMED OF GOD.


Jesus (pronounced "Hay-zeus"), this shit pisses me off. Don't guilt trip legit non-batshit crazy believers on Facebook, it's lame.

With that, here's my response...



(H/T to #1 for showing us this a few months back. It's great.)
#1 wrote:JichaelDick is a terrible poster. I mean really bad. He is rarely, if ever, intentionally funny. He talks sports a lot, yes, but it's always something really boring, completely irrelevant, or absolutely nonsensical.
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Re: People I'm Vaguely Aqcuainted With Say the Darndest Thin

Postby nasty nova » 22 Jul 2010, 13:30

A buddy of mine thought he was texting a slag between 2:27 am and 2:31 am, but instead was updating his Facebook status:

Sorry what's on your mind. Very intrested. I'll wait.


Sorry where do I go


I guess I wait


Sorry what's on your mind. Very intrested. I'll wait.


Yes hold your breath


Have u ever sucked Dick


No?
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Re: People I'm Vaguely Aqcuainted With Say the Darndest Thin

Postby Jew Jitsu » 22 Jul 2010, 13:31

hahahahahhah, that's hilarious...drunk facebooking is worse then drunk dialing or texting.
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Re: People I'm Vaguely Aqcuainted With Say the Darndest Thin

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 29 Jul 2010, 11:49

friend's wife who got way too drunk at my wedding, passed out on the dance floor of the other wedding going on in he building and then in the bushes outside wrote: Walking around the mall in sherbrooke with a smirnoff ice in my purse waiting to ice block someone


Man, I hope she gets firstborn.
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Re: People I'm Vaguely Aqcuainted With Say the Darndest Thin

Postby bosux » 29 Jul 2010, 11:58

Clayton Bigsby wrote:
friend's wife who got way too drunk at my wedding, passed out on the dance floor of the other wedding going on in he building and then in the bushes outside wrote: Walking around the mall in sherbrooke with a smirnoff ice in my purse waiting to ice block someone


Man, I hope she gets firstborn.


how old is this person?
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is ogie banned?

firstborn - Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:58 pm:
no, just digesting some pills in a baggie
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Re: People I'm Vaguely Aqcuainted With Say the Darndest Thin

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 29 Jul 2010, 12:00

bosux wrote:
Clayton Bigsby wrote:
friend's wife who got way too drunk at my wedding, passed out on the dance floor of the other wedding going on in he building and then in the bushes outside wrote: Walking around the mall in sherbrooke with a smirnoff ice in my purse waiting to ice block someone


Man, I hope she gets firstborn.


how old is this person?


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Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:00 am - jack_daniels - shut the fuck up dipshit. im not trying to impress anyone
Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:00 am - MisterTambourineMan - well you failed then because i am impressed
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Re: People I'm Vaguely Aqcuainted With Say the Darndest Thin

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 30 Jul 2010, 07:52

Clayton Bigsby wrote:
friend's wife who got way too drunk at my wedding, passed out on the dance floor of the other wedding going on in he building and then in the bushes outside wrote: Walking around the mall in sherbrooke with a smirnoff ice in my purse waiting to ice block someone


Man, I hope she gets firstborn.


same girl wrote:Just got iced...fuck...first time


IN YOUR FACE!
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Re: People I'm Vaguely Aqcuainted With Say the Darndest Thin

Postby Rodney Farva » 31 Jul 2010, 01:09

JD may or may not catch a social disease in tampa this weekend, but it appears his computer did b/c his facebook account is posting "free ipad!" with a weird link on all his 'friends''s fb pages.
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Re: People I'm Vaguely Aqcuainted With Say the Darndest Thin

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 31 Jul 2010, 01:19

Rodney Farva wrote:JD may or may not catch a social disease in tampa this weekend, but it appears his computer did b/c his facebook account is posting "free ipad!" with a weird link on all his 'friends''s fb pages.

So what you're saying is his facebook/computer got a virus yet he won't even have the chance at an STD this weekend?
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Re: People I'm Vaguely Aqcuainted With Say the Darndest Thin

Postby bosux » 31 Jul 2010, 12:13

Rodney Farva wrote:JD may or may not catch a social disease in tampa this weekend, but it appears his computer did b/c his facebook account is posting "free ipad!" with a weird link on all his 'friends''s fb pages.


fuckin joogle spam
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is ogie banned?

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no, just digesting some pills in a baggie
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Re: People I'm Vaguely Aqcuainted With Say the Darndest Thin

Postby ComplexLitigations » 31 Jul 2010, 15:15

Farva, I couldn't imagine why you wouldn't want to be MY facebook friend.
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Re: People I'm Vaguely Aqcuainted With Say the Darndest Thin

Postby Bricks » 31 Jul 2010, 16:20

Ha, "have you ever sucked dick," reads like To Catch A Predator.
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Re: People I'm Vaguely Aqcuainted With Say the Darndest Thin

Postby ComplexLitigations » 31 Jul 2010, 16:32

Next time you fags have a golf outing someone needs to get ICED.
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Re: People I'm Vaguely Aqcuainted With Say the Darndest Thin

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 01 Aug 2010, 04:17

ComplexLitigations wrote:Next time you fags have a golf outing someone needs to get ICED.

................Jesus you're gay
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