It's gold Jerry, GOLD!

Re: It's gold Jerry, GOLD!

Postby Goose » 23 Jun 2016, 08:16

Seinfeld in DOOM II

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Re: It's gold Jerry, GOLD!

Postby Prez » 20 Jul 2016, 12:32

More "plagerism" by Melania:

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Re: It's gold Jerry, GOLD!

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Re: It's gold Jerry, GOLD!

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 27 Jul 2016, 15:38

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:The Bottle Deposit in real life


He couldn't crunch the numbers.
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Re: It's gold Jerry, GOLD!

Postby Colonel Angus » 03 Aug 2016, 16:43

Some guy wrote a spec script for a 9/11 episode of Sein.

It's... not good.

LARRY (CONT’D)

He doesn’t get ANYTHING until he eats

that sandwich. Thinks he’s too good

for dust. That dust is AMERICA.
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Re: It's gold Jerry, GOLD!

Postby Briandong79 » 04 Aug 2016, 16:12

Colonel Angus wrote:Some guy wrote a spec script for a 9/11 episode of Sein.

It's... not good.

LARRY (CONT’D)

He doesn’t get ANYTHING until he eats

that sandwich. Thinks he’s too good

for dust. That dust is AMERICA.


People seem to really think it's funny. :beatsme:
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Re: It's gold Jerry, GOLD!

Postby Goose » 26 Aug 2016, 08:17

Seinfeld bosses ranked:

http://www.hitfix.com/the-dartboard/sei ... ses-ranked

Mr. Tomasulo was not included because of his short tenure. smdh


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Also, left off the list: Sid "Summer Nights" Farkus.

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Re: It's gold Jerry, GOLD!

Postby CourtesyFlush » 26 Aug 2016, 08:31

Goose wrote:Seinfeld bosses ranked:

http://www.hitfix.com/the-dartboard/sei ... ses-ranked

Mr. Tomasulo was not included because of his short tenure. smdh


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Also, left off the list: Sid "Summer Nights" Farkus.

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Can't really argue with those rankings. The top 4 were all very funny in some capacity and had their moments. Lippman was far and away the bottom of that list. He was too dry most of the time.
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Re: It's gold Jerry, GOLD!

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 26 Aug 2016, 08:38

Couple of honorable mentions:

Kramer's Boss at Brandt/Leland.


Newman's Boss for the Merv Griffin Show.
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Re: It's gold Jerry, GOLD!

Postby Goose » 29 Aug 2016, 09:59

Can't forget Newman's real boss:

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Re: It's gold Jerry, GOLD!

Postby CourtesyFlush » 29 Aug 2016, 10:00

Goose wrote:Can't forget Newman's real boss:

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Every time I see that man I think 'diabeetus'
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Re: It's gold Jerry, GOLD!

Postby bosux » 29 Aug 2016, 10:12

CourtesyFlush wrote:
Goose wrote:Can't forget Newman's real boss:

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Every time I see that man I think 'diabeetus'


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Re: It's gold Jerry, GOLD!

Postby Goose » 29 Aug 2016, 10:26

Every time I see that word I think about Mac mispronouncing it.

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Re: It's gold Jerry, GOLD!

Postby Briandong79 » 29 Aug 2016, 14:41

Which then makes me think of the best Stefon moment from SNL

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Re: It's gold Jerry, GOLD!

Postby Goose » 02 Sep 2016, 13:56

Silvio from Seinfeld is dead.

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If only he'd have installed his own reverse peephole, he would have seen death waiting behind his door with that sock full of pennies.

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