It's gold Jerry, GOLD!

It's gold Jerry, GOLD!

Postby jwill » 17 Nov 2004, 15:13

Any Seinfeld junkies out there?

Share your favorite episodes, scenes, quotes and exchanges here....

Yes, but where does the meat go? -Kramer (from The Slicer)
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Postby TAbbott » 17 Nov 2004, 15:24

"Noooooooooobagelnobaglenobaglenobaglenobagelnobagle"

-Kramer protesting at the local bagle shop
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Postby JohnnyRyall » 17 Nov 2004, 15:39

"Why don't you just tell me what movie you want to see." - Kramer, Moviephone
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Postby TheWolf » 18 Nov 2004, 14:44

I usually like to keep the quotes short, but this is one of my all-time favorite Seinfeld exchanges, from when Jerry and George are at that party watching like the NYC marathon, or some charity run or something:

George: I just passed up floor seats to every event at Madison Square Garden, and a lifetime of guilt-free sex. So bow to me, for I am Costanza..Lord of the Idiots.

Lady in background (yelling to runners outside): YOU'RE ALL WINNERS!!

George: Suddenly, a new candidate has emerged.
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Postby Frank the Tank » 18 Nov 2004, 14:49

"Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp."
"Oh yeah, well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!"
"So, you're their number one best seller!"
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Postby Mark Prior's Calves » 19 Nov 2004, 13:11

You got a question? You gotta talk to the Eight Ball.
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Postby MoreCowbell » 19 Nov 2004, 14:38

George: I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!

Jerry: Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
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Postby Snake » 20 Nov 2004, 04:13

That entire segment where Kramer and Newman blame Keith Hernandez for spitting on them is one of the funniest moments in TV history.
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Postby howboutafrescahmmm » 20 Nov 2004, 08:11

The episode you find out Kramer has a job at a bagel place and has been on strike for what 10-12 years? Fantastic.
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Postby JohnnyRyall » 21 Nov 2004, 00:56

The Bizzaro Sienfeld episode is sooooo classic. Its even become a Simmons-ism.
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Postby Snake » 21 Nov 2004, 02:00

Seriously, Feldman may be the best one-shot character in the history of the show.
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Postby jack_daniels » 21 Nov 2004, 21:46

The one where they bet on who could be "masters of their own domain" was a classic, along with the reverse episode-because there were INDIAN people in it! I get so giddy every time I see that episode. You ever notice that there isn't a major Indian star in hollywood right now(And No the guy from Harold and Kuamr DOES NOT COUNT) yet we have the second most people living on this planet? Talk about suckiness. Were the suckiest bunch of sucks to ever suck at....acting? I don't know. I'm trying to make a joke here.
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Postby Tecmo Bo » 21 Nov 2004, 22:11

yet we have the second most people living on this planet?

I would think the percentage of Indians in America would be a more relevant statistic, since Hollywood makes American films. China has the highest population of any country on the planet, how many major Chinese stars do you see in Hollywood?
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Postby jack_daniels » 21 Nov 2004, 22:31

good point.

well.....there's always......Bollywood(Indian film industry)

Oh god. Those movies are SO bad, and yet I love them, because they are uniquely Indian. :?
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Postby thedudeabides » 21 Nov 2004, 22:41

jack, you need to drink less jack
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