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Re: The Simpsons

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 06 Jan 2016, 14:43

This gal at work (early 20s, flip, small Bs): I hate the Simpsons because of that evil clown.
Me: What evil clown? The bed?
Gal: The one that was under the car.
Me: Ha! The murdering doll that was set to evil and they just had to flip the switch???
Gal: Yeah, it was scary. I hate scary clowns.
Me: How the fuck was that scary, it was hilarious.
Gal: Don't judge me.

So Treehouse of Horror actually does horror some people. Some stupid, stupid people.
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Re: The Simpsons

Postby JichaelDick » 06 Jan 2016, 14:50

MisterTambourineMan wrote:This gal at work (early 20s, flip, small Bs): I hate the Simpsons because of that evil clown.
Me: What evil clown? The bed?
Gal: The one that was under the car.
Me: Ha! The murdering doll that was set to evil and they just had to flip the switch???
Gal: Yeah, it was scary. I hate scary clowns.
Me: How the fuck was that scary, it was hilarious.
Gal: Don't judge me.

So Treehouse of Horror actually does horror some people. Some stupid, stupid people.


Really only one response I can come up with to that whole conversation...

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Re: The Simpsons

Postby SouthernYokel » 06 Jan 2016, 14:53

MisterTambourineMan wrote:This gal at work (early 20s, flip, small Bs): I hate the Simpsons because of that evil clown.
Me: What evil clown? The bed?
Gal: The one that was under the car.
Me: Ha! The murdering doll that was set to evil and they just had to flip the switch???
Gal: Yeah, it was scary. I hate scary clowns.
Me: How the fuck was that scary, it was hilarious.
Gal: Don't judge me.

So Treehouse of Horror actually does horror some people. Some stupid, stupid people.


too bad you didn't say "Sideshow Bob?" when she said the one that was under the car. Because then it could have drawn out longer. Also...they did a clown under the car twice! simpsons simpson'd themselves.
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Re: The Simpsons

Postby Briandong79 » 06 Jan 2016, 14:55

SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:This gal at work (early 20s, flip, small Bs): I hate the Simpsons because of that evil clown.
Me: What evil clown? The bed?
Gal: The one that was under the car.
Me: Ha! The murdering doll that was set to evil and they just had to flip the switch???
Gal: Yeah, it was scary. I hate scary clowns.
Me: How the fuck was that scary, it was hilarious.
Gal: Don't judge me.

So Treehouse of Horror actually does horror some people. Some stupid, stupid people.


too bad you didn't say "Sideshow Bob?" when she said the one that was under the car. Because then it could have drawn out longer. Also...they did a clown under the car twice! simpsons simpson'd themselves.


That might have reminded her of her fear of rakes, though.
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Re: The Simpsons

Postby BigJohnStudd » 06 Jan 2016, 21:47

Briandong79 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:This gal at work (early 20s, flip, small Bs): I hate the Simpsons because of that evil clown.
Me: What evil clown? The bed?
Gal: The one that was under the car.
Me: Ha! The murdering doll that was set to evil and they just had to flip the switch???
Gal: Yeah, it was scary. I hate scary clowns.
Me: How the fuck was that scary, it was hilarious.
Gal: Don't judge me.

So Treehouse of Horror actually does horror some people. Some stupid, stupid people.


too bad you didn't say "Sideshow Bob?" when she said the one that was under the car. Because then it could have drawn out longer. Also...they did a clown under the car twice! simpsons simpson'd themselves.


That might have reminded her of her fear of rakes, though.


MTM's not a rake. A roue, perhaps. A cad, most definitely. But not a rake.
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Re: The Simpsons

Postby NotAndyGreenwald » 07 Jan 2016, 06:12

SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:This gal at work (early 20s, flip, small Bs): I hate the Simpsons because of that evil clown.
Me: What evil clown? The bed?
Gal: The one that was under the car.
Me: Ha! The murdering doll that was set to evil and they just had to flip the switch???
Gal: Yeah, it was scary. I hate scary clowns.
Me: How the fuck was that scary, it was hilarious.
Gal: Don't judge me.

So Treehouse of Horror actually does horror some people. Some stupid, stupid people.


too bad you didn't say "Sideshow Bob?" when she said the one that was under the car. Because then it could have drawn out longer. Also...they did a clown under the car twice! simpsons simpson'd themselves.


I was legit thinking of sideshow bob when I first read this. But fuck the simpsons, anyway.
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Re: The Simpsons

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 19 Jan 2016, 14:37

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Re: The Simpsons

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 19 Jan 2016, 15:50

MisterTambourineMan wrote:


Wrong. It's:

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Re: The Simpsons

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 19 Jan 2016, 15:56

That is a go-to of mine as well, can't argue. And now let's just all post Simpsons lines.

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Re: The Simpsons

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Re: The Simpsons

Postby Colonel Angus » 19 Jan 2016, 16:27

"Isn't it no, baas or something? That's how I read it in a boxing book. It's South African or something."
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Re: The Simpsons

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 19 Jan 2016, 16:29

Does whiskey count as beer?

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Re: The Simpsons

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 19 Jan 2016, 16:30

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Re: The Simpsons

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 25 Jan 2016, 13:54

Clayton Bigsby - Mon Jan 25, 2016 12:42 pm: give me five simpsons quotes that you use to tell your lady that it's time to get it on that are better than "i said make way for willie!"


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Re: The Simpsons

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 25 Jan 2016, 14:16

Well done. I think other than #3, all could be argued to beat "Make Way for Willie"

For your consideration:

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And a little rapey, but....
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