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Postby Frank the Tank » 26 Nov 2016, 11:47

This Apple commercial with Frankenstein blows. You know the little girl is going to grow up to be some arch-villain in a volcano lair. The accent gives it away.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby SouthernYokel » 28 Nov 2016, 14:08

Frank the Tank wrote:This Apple commercial with Frankenstein blows. You know the little girl is going to grow up to be some arch-villain in a volcano lair. The accent gives it away.


the touching holiday commercials are always bad. except for the budweiser one where the guy sold his horse. but even that one becomes problematic when you think about how much could he really have loved this horse if he was willing to sell it to an alcohol conglomerate*.

My white loves the Amazon touching holiday commercial where the priest and imam buy each other knee pads.





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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby mj3528 » 19 Dec 2016, 14:21

I don't think I can stand to see this commercial one more time:

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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby TheWolf » 19 Dec 2016, 15:57

mj3528 wrote:I don't think I can stand to see this commercial one more time:

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What do they have to be grateful for? There's no wifi and no shows.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby JichaelDick » 19 Dec 2016, 16:03

TheWolf wrote:
mj3528 wrote:I don't think I can stand to see this commercial one more time:

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What do they have to be grateful for? There's no wifi and no shows.


Spending time with their grandparents. Home cooked meals. Being out of the house.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby BigJohnStudd » 20 Dec 2016, 03:05

JichaelDick wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
mj3528 wrote:I don't think I can stand to see this commercial one more time:

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ungrateful children


What do they have to be grateful for? There's no wifi and no shows.


Spending time with their grandparents. Home cooked meals. Being out of the house.


Jeez that picture makes me sad. Be nice to old people.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby jman » 04 Jan 2017, 14:25

anyone else get a little creeped out by the commercial with the little kids playing Romeo and Juliet? You know...the teenagers that fell into an illicit relationship and eventually offed themselves?
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby Frank the Tank » 04 Jan 2017, 14:27

jman wrote:anyone else get a little creeped out by the commercial with the little kids playing Romeo and Juliet? You know...the teenagers that fell into an illicit relationship and eventually offed themselves?


THANK YOU! I get what they're trying to show, but would've been better as a kid shooting an action film or sports movie.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 04 Jan 2017, 14:37

Frank the Tank wrote:
jman wrote:anyone else get a little creeped out by the commercial with the little kids playing Romeo and Juliet? You know...the teenagers that fell into an illicit relationship and eventually offed themselves?


THANK YOU! I get what they're trying to show, but would've been better as a kid shooting an action film or sports movie.

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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby Goose » 04 Jan 2017, 15:50

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:
jman wrote:anyone else get a little creeped out by the commercial with the little kids playing Romeo and Juliet? You know...the teenagers that fell into an illicit relationship and eventually offed themselves?


THANK YOU! I get what they're trying to show, but would've been better as a kid shooting an action film or sports movie.

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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby the cheese » 12 Jan 2017, 22:53

That gatorade energy bar commercial where all of the various sports teens are singing Kanye's 2010 hit All of the Lights.

Because sports teens love group sing-a-longs of decade old songs by guys who make overpriced and artificially scarce shoes.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby JT99 » 13 Jan 2017, 06:43

the cheese wrote:That gatorade energy bar commercial where all of the various sports teens are singing Kanye's 2010 hit All of the Lights.

Because sports teens love group sing-a-longs of decade old songs by guys who make overpriced and artificially scarce shoes.


That's all true, but I will tell you what, they will sing the fuck out of a Lil' Herb song when you are driving them home after football practice.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby SouthernYokel » 13 Jan 2017, 09:23

JT99 wrote:
the cheese wrote:That gatorade energy bar commercial where all of the various sports teens are singing Kanye's 2010 hit All of the Lights.

Because sports teens love group sing-a-longs of decade old songs by guys who make overpriced and artificially scarce shoes.


That's all true, but I will tell you what, they will sing the fuck out of a Lil' Herb song when you are driving them home after football practice.


my problem with this commercial is not the song choice, it's that they're all singing with their mouth full of gatorade bar. the fuck is that?
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby mister bacon » 13 Jan 2017, 12:31

the cheese wrote:That gatorade energy bar commercial where all of the various sports teens are singing Kanye's 2010 hit All of the Lights.

Because sports teens love group sing-a-longs of decade old songs by guys who make overpriced and artificially scarce shoes.


my problem is that it's a song about the fallout from a domestic violence conviction and they have HS athletes singing about it. wtf?
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 13 Jan 2017, 13:36

mister bacon wrote:
the cheese wrote:That gatorade energy bar commercial where all of the various sports teens are singing Kanye's 2010 hit All of the Lights.

Because sports teens love group sing-a-longs of decade old songs by guys who make overpriced and artificially scarce shoes.


my problem is that it's a song about the fallout from a domestic violence conviction and they have HS athletes singing about it. wtf?

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