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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 11 May 2016, 12:11

bosux wrote:chevy does yet again with the douche hosting the fake focus groups

'describe this car using only emojis'

everything about these commercials starting with that hipster fag just blows donkey dick
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 03 Jun 2016, 09:38

If the straights won't drink your crap anymore, pander to the gays.

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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby Gregs Kite » 03 Jun 2016, 13:32

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:If the straights won't drink your crap anymore, pander to the gays.



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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 03 Jun 2016, 13:37

I've already got my beer picked out

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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby Gaylord2 » 04 Jul 2016, 14:29

Anyone seen that Tom Brady commercial, where Tom Terrible goes into some secret club wearing uggs and a turtleneck and some British guy grabs a key and takes him down a secret elevator to a locked room with just a double bed and then TT says, "this looks great", and then the Brit leaves and tells Tom that his boyfriend will be arriving shortly?

What's the deal with that commercial?
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby Gaylord2 » 19 Oct 2016, 09:19

What is the deal with the new Verizon commercials - they have Jamie Foxx talking about how great Verizon, and then two good natured Jamie Foxx "look-alikes" coming out to talk about T-Mobile and Sprint.

How is this an ad for Verizon - isn't Jamie Foxx widely considered an unlikable douche?? The two look-alikes come off way more likable in the commercial. If anything this commercial would make me consider T-mobile or Sprint... Why don't they just have Denzel come in at the end and represent AT&T if they truly want to make people reconsider Verizon...
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby SouthernYokel » 19 Oct 2016, 14:55

Gaylord2 wrote:What is the deal with the new Verizon commercials - they have Jamie Foxx talking about how great Verizon, and then two good natured Jamie Foxx "look-alikes" coming out to talk about T-Mobile and Sprint.

How is this an ad for Verizon - isn't Jamie Foxx widely considered an unlikable douche?? The two look-alikes come off way more likable in the commercial. If anything this commercial would make me consider T-mobile or Sprint... Why don't they just have Denzel come in at the end and represent AT&T if they truly want to make people reconsider Verizon...


Agreed.

Samsung also used to do this, i think for the S6 - they had a bunch of ads where someone's iphone wouldn't do something and the superior Samsung user would come lord over the pitiful apple user how woefully inept they and their phone were. I like samsung phones more than apple phones and i came away from those commercials disliking samsung.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby TheCEO » 20 Oct 2016, 13:56

SouthernYokel wrote:
Gaylord2 wrote:What is the deal with the new Verizon commercials - they have Jamie Foxx talking about how great Verizon, and then two good natured Jamie Foxx "look-alikes" coming out to talk about T-Mobile and Sprint.

How is this an ad for Verizon - isn't Jamie Foxx widely considered an unlikable douche?? The two look-alikes come off way more likable in the commercial. If anything this commercial would make me consider T-mobile or Sprint... Why don't they just have Denzel come in at the end and represent AT&T if they truly want to make people reconsider Verizon...


Agreed.

Samsung also used to do this, i think for the S6 - they had a bunch of ads where someone's iphone wouldn't do something and the superior Samsung user would come lord over the pitiful apple user how woefully inept they and their phone were. I like samsung phones more than apple phones and i came away from those commercials disliking samsung.


I think it's a play off of the Sprint commercials where they have the "Can You Hear Me Now" guy saying Sprint is 98% percent as reliable as Verizon or whatever. As if to say these mongoloids are 98% of Jamie Foxx but that's still miles away from the douche-tastic original.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby jman » 31 Oct 2016, 14:53

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
bosux wrote:chevy does yet again with the douche hosting the fake focus groups

'describe this car using only emojis'

everything about these commercials starting with that hipster fag just blows donkey dick

sad to say this was posted back in May and these ads are still all over the postseason baseball broadcasts, only now they're trying to tell you how revolutionary a fucking hatchback is. Just die already douche.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby mj3528 » 31 Oct 2016, 14:57

jman wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
bosux wrote:chevy does yet again with the douche hosting the fake focus groups

'describe this car using only emojis'

everything about these commercials starting with that hipster fag just blows donkey dick

sad to say this was posted back in May and these ads are still all over the postseason baseball broadcasts, only now they're trying to tell you how revolutionary a fucking hatchback is. Just die already douche.


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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby Colonel Angus » 31 Oct 2016, 15:13

mj3528 wrote:
jman wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
bosux wrote:chevy does yet again with the douche hosting the fake focus groups

'describe this car using only emojis'

everything about these commercials starting with that hipster fag just blows donkey dick

sad to say this was posted back in May and these ads are still all over the postseason baseball broadcasts, only now they're trying to tell you how revolutionary a fucking hatchback is. Just die already douche.


I want to punch the woman who says, "business in the front party in the back"


Oh, the car reminds people of a mullet? I want one of those!
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby Briandong79 » 31 Oct 2016, 15:14

Colonel Angus wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
jman wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
bosux wrote:chevy does yet again with the douche hosting the fake focus groups

'describe this car using only emojis'

everything about these commercials starting with that hipster fag just blows donkey dick

sad to say this was posted back in May and these ads are still all over the postseason baseball broadcasts, only now they're trying to tell you how revolutionary a fucking hatchback is. Just die already douche.


I want to punch the woman who says, "business in the front party in the back"


Oh, the car reminds people of a mullet? I want one of those!


Worked for the El Camino.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby Colonel Angus » 31 Oct 2016, 15:16

Briandong79 wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
jman wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
bosux wrote:chevy does yet again with the douche hosting the fake focus groups

'describe this car using only emojis'

everything about these commercials starting with that hipster fag just blows donkey dick

sad to say this was posted back in May and these ads are still all over the postseason baseball broadcasts, only now they're trying to tell you how revolutionary a fucking hatchback is. Just die already douche.


I want to punch the woman who says, "business in the front party in the back"


Oh, the car reminds people of a mullet? I want one of those!


Worked for the El Camino.


Mullets were cooler back then.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby the cheese » 04 Nov 2016, 15:13

Briandong79 wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
jman wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
bosux wrote:chevy does yet again with the douche hosting the fake focus groups

'describe this car using only emojis'

everything about these commercials starting with that hipster fag just blows donkey dick

sad to say this was posted back in May and these ads are still all over the postseason baseball broadcasts, only now they're trying to tell you how revolutionary a fucking hatchback is. Just die already douche.


I want to punch the woman who says, "business in the front party in the back"


Oh, the car reminds people of a mullet? I want one of those!


Worked for the El Camino.


Didn't work for the Subaru Baja.

Except sux. He loved the Baja.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby bosux » 05 Nov 2016, 20:35

the cheese wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
jman wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
bosux wrote:chevy does yet again with the douche hosting the fake focus groups

'describe this car using only emojis'

everything about these commercials starting with that hipster fag just blows donkey dick

sad to say this was posted back in May and these ads are still all over the postseason baseball broadcasts, only now they're trying to tell you how revolutionary a fucking hatchback is. Just die already douche.


I want to punch the woman who says, "business in the front party in the back"


Oh, the car reminds people of a mullet? I want one of those!


Worked for the El Camino.


Didn't work for the Subaru Baja.

Except sux. He loved the Baja.


loved that freakin car...it was basically an outback with the ass chopped off and a pickup bed
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