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Postby Gaylord2 » 16 Jan 2017, 10:49

That stupid Bill Cowher Verizon commercial where he says the perfect mix of football and life is watching a football game at a kids party on your phone, with your wife (?!?!) really grinds my gears.

Yeah Cowher, I wouldn't be getting quite enough "life" enjoying one football game on a big screen TV, in the quiet of a basement. I'd really be missing my kids running around and ruining the game for me, and a game is always much more enjoyable on a tiny phone. Is this guy a moron, senile, or just a shameless sellout?! This commercial really angers me.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby Goose » 16 Jan 2017, 10:51

Gaylord2 wrote:That stupid Bill Cowher Verizon commercial where he says the perfect mix of football and life is watching a football game at a kids party on your phone, with your wife (?!?!) really grinds my gears.

Yeah Cowher, I wouldn't be getting quite enough "life" enjoying one football game on a big screen TV, in the quiet of a basement. I'd really be missing my kids running around and ruining the game for me, and a game is always much more enjoyable on a tiny phone. Is this guy a moron, senile, or just a shameless sellout?! This commercial really angers me.


That commercial is terrible and stupid, but I think that for Cowher the money was probably right, so I'm going to go with C and pick shameless sellout.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby TheWolf » 16 Jan 2017, 10:56

Yeah, I'd say Cowher is a shameless sellout, while Verizon is a bunch of morons who think the rest of us are also morons. Someone involved may be senile, too.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby SouthernYokel » 16 Jan 2017, 16:29

on the other hand, i think his delivery of "maybe not enough life" is very good.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 20 Jan 2017, 12:00

The SJWs are in an uproar about this ad. They believe it is raycess. I think it is just lame like most advertising is.

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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 20 Jan 2017, 12:30

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:The SJWs are in an uproar about this ad. They believe it is raycess. I think it is just lame like most advertising is.


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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby BigJohnStudd » 28 Feb 2017, 16:47

Is that Old Navy commercial with Amy Schumer bitching at her friends supposed to make me want to shop there? Also, am I supposed to believe that Old Navy carries pants in Amy Schumer's size? She weighs as much as the other 4 gals put together.

I also don't buy her as the "cool aunt" in whatever commercial she does with that little girl. I can't even remember what it's for.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby Briandong79 » 28 Feb 2017, 16:48

BigJohnStudd wrote:Is that Old Navy commercial with Amy Schumer bitching at her friends supposed to make me want to shop there? Also, am I supposed to believe that Old Navy carries pants in Amy Schumer's size? She weighs as much as the other 4 gals put together.

I also don't buy her as the "cool aunt" in whatever commercial she does with that little girl. I can't even remember what it's for.


I'm comfortable in saying that based on my personal observation of Old Navy customers, I can assure you that they do in fact carry pants in a size sufficient to fit Ms. Schumer.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by Chevy Silverado)

Postby TheWolf » 28 Feb 2017, 16:49

Briandong79 wrote:
BigJohnStudd wrote:Is that Old Navy commercial with Amy Schumer bitching at her friends supposed to make me want to shop there? Also, am I supposed to believe that Old Navy carries pants in Amy Schumer's size? She weighs as much as the other 4 gals put together.

I also don't buy her as the "cool aunt" in whatever commercial she does with that little girl. I can't even remember what it's for.


I'm comfortable in saying that based on my personal observation of Old Navy customers, I can assure you that they do in fact carry pants in a size sufficient to fit Ms. Schumer.


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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by GEICO)

Postby mj3528 » 09 Mar 2017, 13:06

the 6 commercial where Michael Smith and Jemelle Hill take suggestions from characters played by them for their show.

"What about more classic hip hop"

"More Movies"

"What about more Michael and Jemelle"

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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by GEICO)

Postby TheWolf » 09 Mar 2017, 13:46

I do not care for the ESPN NBA commercials featuring that "Turn Down for What" song.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by GEICO)

Postby SouthernYokel » 09 Mar 2017, 21:23

The Budweiser "Peach-A-Rita" ad. it uses that old Jagged Edge song, Where the Party At. Which is fine except what is the first thing you think of when you hear that song? "WHERE THE BACARDI AT," right??? Why would budweiser use a song that references another alcohol company in their own ad? idiots
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by GEICO)

Postby mister bacon » 09 Mar 2017, 21:44

SouthernYokel wrote:The Budweiser "Peach-A-Rita" ad. it uses that old Jagged Edge song, Where the Party At. Which is fine except what is the first thing you think of when you hear that song? "WHERE THE BACARDI AT," right??? Why would budweiser use a song that references another alcohol company in their own ad? idiots


the best part about that is that you know they had AT LEAST seven meetings about that one topic, and 10 sign-offs before they began airing the commercial. god corporate america blows.
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by GEICO)

Postby bosux » 11 Mar 2017, 21:26

thread title is a misnomer...geico commercials are great
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Re: Worst commercial on TV (Sponsored by GEICO)

Postby SouthernYokel » 11 Mar 2017, 22:48

bosux wrote:thread title is a misnomer...geico commercials are great


Yeah Progressive is the real violator as far as insurance company advertisers go. Bout 10 years past time to send flo to the mascot island with the dell kid and the budweiser frogs and a chainsaw wielding maniac
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