House of Cards

House of Cards

Postby God Shamgod » 15 Feb 2014, 15:13

JUst watched the first ep of Season 2

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Re: House of Cards

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 17 Feb 2014, 09:14

God Shamgod wrote:JUst watched the first ep of Season 2

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Dat. Spent Sunday pounding through these. House of Cards season 2 power rankings. All the spoilers.

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HM: Poor, poor Freddy.
Last. Goodwin - pussy.
15. Walker's wife - Grow up, lady.
14. Galloway - Poor guy. I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't a foreigner.
13. Janine - Smart, smart. Loses points for not showing the goods.
12. Walker - You easily manipulated sap.
11. Rachel's lesbian church friend - You don't see a lot of lesbian church friends these days.
10. Feng - Well that was a sex scene.
9. Shapiro/Remy - Pawns in the game.
8. Doug - Poor guy just wants to be read to.
7. Seth - Still not sure what side he's on.
6. Meechum - HAHAHA THE FUCK. Somewhere, Brent is nodding.
5. Rachel the Prostitute - bonus points for lezzin' out. And killing Doug.
4. McPoyle - I have no idea what his pet is.
3. Claire - I don't care if your baby withers and dies in your womb. Damn.
2. Tusk - Killed a bird with his bare hands, effed the Prez in the A.
1. Underwood - Nice to have you back too, buddy.
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Re: House of Cards

Postby Briandong79 » 17 Feb 2014, 13:13

I'm not sure if I'll ever get through this show, but I do enjoy it. Spacey is really entertaining in it. My favorite role of his in a long time.
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Re: House of Cards

Postby Dthefritz » 17 Feb 2014, 17:07

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
God Shamgod wrote:JUst watched the first ep of Season 2

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Dat. Spent Sunday pounding through these. House of Cards season 2 power rankings. All the spoilers.

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HM: Poor, poor Freddy.
Last. Goodwin - pussy.
15. Walker's wife - Grow up, lady.
14. Galloway - Poor guy. I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't a foreigner.
13. Janine - Smart, smart. Loses points for not showing the goods.
12. Walker - You easily manipulated sap.
11. Rachel's lesbian church friend - You don't see a lot of lesbian church friends these days.
10. Feng - Well that was a sex scene.
9. Shapiro/Remy - Pawns in the game.
8. Doug - Poor guy just wants to be read to.
7. Seth - Still not sure what side he's on.
6. Meechum - HAHAHA THE FUCK. Somewhere, Brent is nodding.
5. Rachel the Prostitute - bonus points for lezzin' out. And killing Doug.
4. McPoyle - I have no idea what his pet is.
3. Claire - I don't care if your baby withers and dies in your womb. Damn.
2. Tusk - Killed a bird with his bare hands, effed the Prez in the A.
1. Underwood - Nice to have you back too, buddy.

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13. Janine - Smart, smart. Loses points for not showing the goods.

Eh, woulda just been a body double anyway, like Kelly MacDonald in Boardwalk.

Overall a big improvement on S1 IMO. Just went full retard in the best possible way.
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Re: House of Cards

Postby Theny » 17 Feb 2014, 18:59

Would it friggin kill them to give me a season 1 recap?
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Re: House of Cards

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 17 Feb 2014, 20:21

Theny wrote:Would it friggin kill them to give me a season 1 recap?

beginning of the 1st ep had a "previously on..."
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Re: House of Cards

Postby Theny » 17 Feb 2014, 20:58

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Theny wrote:Would it friggin kill them to give me a season 1 recap?

beginning of the 1st ep had a "previously on..."


Hmmm, it didn't do that for me. So I watched the last ep of season 1. Which didn't help really.
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Re: House of Cards

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 17 Feb 2014, 21:21

Just started Season 1. I'll return to this thread in a month or so.
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Re: House of Cards

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 18 Feb 2014, 12:29

Netflix still has a lot to learn from HBO as in:

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Especially you, Madame Whip. Oh, Raylan's banging you in the hotel room so the whole town of Deadwood can hear you and you flash them puppies plenty. But now you're a mudshark you've found your modesty? What bullshit.

But hey, you let Kevin Spacey make out with a dude, that's what the people wanted to see.


Anyway, good thing they wasted taxpayer money

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Oh, and mtm, McPoyle has a chinchilla. I'm still disappointed he was offering glasses of wine and not milk.
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Re: House of Cards

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 25 Feb 2014, 18:49

Just watched S2 - E1. LOL.

Thought that was a dream at first.


FU - good job, Meechum.
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Re: House of Cards

Postby Rodney Farva » 25 Feb 2014, 21:51

had my first exposure, a season one episode. the fourth one? it's running on regular tv here. thought it was pretty good, but i might find spacey's accent and breaking the fourth wall as barriers to entry here. do either improve?
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Re: House of Cards

Postby Dthefritz » 25 Feb 2014, 22:30

Rodney Farva wrote:had my first exposure, a season one episode. the fourth one? it's running on regular tv here. thought it was pretty good, but i might find spacey's accent and breaking the fourth wall as barriers to entry here. do either improve?

His accent is toned down a bit in season 2.
As for the fourth wall either 1 - you'll get used to it and it won't be so bad after a while or 2 - durr Shakespeare Richard 3 durr. Can't help you on that front.
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Re: House of Cards

Postby SouthernYokel » 26 Feb 2014, 09:35

i look forward to the random 1st person narration. the accent bothers me because he's supposed to be from Gaffney but he has a (bad) lowcountry accent.
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Re: House of Cards

Postby TVF wannabe » 28 Feb 2014, 10:11

Season 2 has less of him breaking the 4th barrier, I kind of like when e does. I haven't finished season 2 yet but I'm enjoying it.
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Re: House of Cards

Postby chrisco » 28 Feb 2014, 21:09

Not a fan of...

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This whole MMF with the secret service guy storyline. If the entire show is about ruthless power plays, and the one of the few diversions you are going to give us is awkward homoeroticism, well that's a bummer. I do at least appreciate immediately offsetting that with church lesbian nudity.
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