SOTSGers as BBT Characters:
Sheldon: Sheldon is difficult. First instinct was Dong due to robotic jokes. Then Frank cause smartypants. I am going to go with DTHEFRITZ however. He is the king of "ACTUALLY," which feels like a Sheldon trait. He is very funny all the time and 50% of that is unintentional. He seems like the kind of guy to wear a longsleeve shirt under a shortsleeve shirt but that remains unconfirmed.
Raj: seems like a good time to remind everyone of _. literally nothing like the character besides race but hey, race defines us, man. there were a few episodes where Raj was lying about himself to impress women (every fucking episode) so we'll say that's the similarity.
Leonard: The straight-man, nice guy, trampled on by everyone who comes in contact with him, very small. Earnest and generally honest. Women trouble, but somehow successful with them despite it all. Flush.
Wolowitz: Clever. odd fashion sense. used to have the best jokes but recently has been neutered for some reason. Has traveled very far. Bix.
Penny: Dumb. Pretty. Yokel.
Bernadette: quiet and unassuming until her ire is raised. great tits. Jichael Dick.
Blossom: unaware of many basic social norms. Sexually frustrated by spouse. funniest when explaining these frustrations. Kite.
Kripke: It's been so long since i listened to the voices of SOTSG thread i can't remember if anyone had a speech impediment. Oh well. Sheldon's rival so we'll just have to hope Theny got his tongue hit by a runaway weedeater.
Stuart Bloom: Similar to Leonard really. I have never understood this character. It's like Leonard, but if he existed in the real world. Same exact person except with the proper female reactions. I know he's married now but i feel certain this was MJ#s.
Leslie Winkle: Wisecracking rival to Sheldon. Drug habit (at least in other shows). Lazy eye*. MTM.
*no confirmation of this but it just seems right doesnt it
Dr Gabelhauser: Head of the department. must clean up after the rest of them from their hijinks. involved in fundraising. FTT.
Janine Davis: Has to explain racism to the group. Baaaaaaaaaaconnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Wil Wheaton: quite popular in the old days. now shows up only to shit on everything. Nerf.
Mrs Wolowitz: loud. on the "spectrum" genius at certain things (wheel of fortune). Fat. weird Bates family vibe with Howard. Nasty Nova.
JT99 wrote:imagine working your entire board life on being a guy investigating every nook and cranny of others' sexual lives only to have some drunken baboon stumble into the r&t jackpot