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Re: ESPN Sucks

Postby Gregs Kite » 06 Mar 2017, 10:12

Briandong79 wrote:http://deadspin.com/here-come-big-espn-layoffs-1793002796

ESPN is going to start shitcanning people and this time it's going to be on air talent, not guys like the Schwab behind the scenes.


This is huge. I'm particularly interested in where Kevin Neghandi goes. They'll need to free up significant capital to keep trying to make the Jemele/Mike Smith thing happen even though it sucks but we have to pretend it doesn't because white guilt.
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Re: ESPN Sucks

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 06 Mar 2017, 10:15

Gregs Kite wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:http://deadspin.com/here-come-big-espn-layoffs-1793002796

ESPN is going to start shitcanning people and this time it's going to be on air talent, not guys like the Schwab behind the scenes.


This is huge. I'm particularly interested in where Kevin Neghandi goes. They'll need to free up significant capital to keep trying to make the Jemele/Mike Smith thing happen even though it sucks but we have to pretend it doesn't because white guilt.


Since I WFH on Friday, I had a chance to check out this Jemele and Mike thing. He was wearing some ironic t-shirt to look hip like the viewers. And they just debated crap, barely played any highlights. ESPN News didnt even have SC running, so there was no alternative. So I put on Friends.
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Re: ESPN Sucks

Postby CourtesyFlush » 06 Mar 2017, 10:17

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:http://deadspin.com/here-come-big-espn-layoffs-1793002796

ESPN is going to start shitcanning people and this time it's going to be on air talent, not guys like the Schwab behind the scenes.


This is huge. I'm particularly interested in where Kevin Neghandi goes. They'll need to free up significant capital to keep trying to make the Jemele/Mike Smith thing happen even though it sucks but we have to pretend it doesn't because white guilt.


Since I WFH on Friday, I had a chance to check out this Jemele and Mike thing. He was wearing some ironic t-shirt to look hip like the viewers. And they just debated crap, barely played any highlights. ESPN News didnt even have SC running, so there was no alternative. So I put on Friends.

Pretty soon they're going to cut back to just Jemele/Michael, SVP, Buccigross, Adnan Virk, Rece Davis, and Dickie V. Oh, and Beadle. What a network!
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Re: ESPN Sucks

Postby mj3528 » 06 Mar 2017, 11:01

CourtesyFlush wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:http://deadspin.com/here-come-big-espn-layoffs-1793002796

ESPN is going to start shitcanning people and this time it's going to be on air talent, not guys like the Schwab behind the scenes.


This is huge. I'm particularly interested in where Kevin Neghandi goes. They'll need to free up significant capital to keep trying to make the Jemele/Mike Smith thing happen even though it sucks but we have to pretend it doesn't because white guilt.


Since I WFH on Friday, I had a chance to check out this Jemele and Mike thing. He was wearing some ironic t-shirt to look hip like the viewers. And they just debated crap, barely played any highlights. ESPN News didnt even have SC running, so there was no alternative. So I put on Friends.

Pretty soon they're going to cut back to just Jemele/Michael, SVP, Buccigross, Adnan Virk, Rece Davis, and Dickie V. Oh, and Beadle. What a network!


He always wears those t-shirts. Jemele used to as well.
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Re: ESPN Sucks

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 08 Mar 2017, 13:52

I saw a vagrant skateboarding in philadelphia that was wearing a hat that said "Fuck ESPN". He had written the Fuck himself. He didnt look like the demographic to even know what espn was.

Prez: what do you make of this?
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Re: ESPN Sucks

Postby Prez » 08 Mar 2017, 14:12

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I saw a vagrant skateboarding in philadelphia that was wearing a hat that said "Fuck ESPN". He had written the Fuck himself. He didnt look like the demographic to even know what espn was.

Prez: what do you make of this?


I think it very acceptable. ESPN sucks and deserves every bit of hatred thrown its way.

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Re: ESPN Sucks

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 08 Mar 2017, 14:13

Prez wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I saw a vagrant skateboarding in philadelphia that was wearing a hat that said "Fuck ESPN". He had written the Fuck himself. He didnt look like the demographic to even know what espn was.

Prez: what do you make of this?


I think it very acceptable. ESPN sucks and deserves every bit of hatred thrown its way.

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Thanks! I agree,
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Re: ESPN Sucks

Postby SouthernYokel » 08 Mar 2017, 14:43

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Michael Smith makes me laugh every time he does the tough guy face. i assume he knows it looks ridiculous. it is slightly more imposing than when my toddler does it, and that is because I know my toddler makes that face when he has soiled himself. Otherwise i would give the child the W.
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Re: ESPN Sucks

Postby the cheese » 08 Mar 2017, 16:15

SouthernYokel wrote:
Prez wrote:Image


Michael Smith makes me laugh every time he does the tough guy face. i assume he knows it looks ridiculous. it is slightly more imposing than when my toddler does it, and that is because I know my toddler makes that face when he has soiled himself. Otherwise i would give the child the W.


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Re: ESPN Sucks

Postby CourtesyFlush » 10 Mar 2017, 09:31

Had ESPN on yesterday afternoon watching the end of the Duke/Louisville game before I went out for a run. Came back and they had about 30 people sitting around a board room table talking about NFL free agency. If the rumors of on-air talent cuts are true then half the jamokes at that table should be gone. Start with Bill Polian. He blows.

Also, the NFL has officially jumped the shark if there's this much attention to free agency.
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Re: ESPN Sucks

Postby mister bacon » 10 Mar 2017, 13:25

everyone here give us your TOP 5 ESPN Talents that should be fired in The Purge... GO!
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Re: ESPN Sucks

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 10 Mar 2017, 13:39

mister bacon wrote:everyone here give us your TOP 5 ESPN Talents that should be fired in The Purge... GO!

Are we counting idiots like the Around the Horn people who work for other outlets but frequent the show?
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Re: ESPN Sucks

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 10 Mar 2017, 13:51

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
mister bacon wrote:everyone here give us your TOP 5 ESPN Talents that should be fired in The Purge... GO!

Are we counting idiots like the Around the Horn people who work for other outlets but frequent the show?


Hmmm...I think they have to be the types that appear on more than just that.

I haven't watched ESPN enough in the past couple years to even do a top 5 though. I'd be fine if they turned it into the Bob Ley network and have him on for 24 hours straight, though. Replay shit when he needs to sleep.
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Re: ESPN Sucks

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 10 Mar 2017, 14:12

mister bacon wrote:everyone here give us your TOP 5 ESPN Talents that should be fired in The Purge... GO!


These are my top 5 that can beat it.

5. Chris Fowler
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Undermining Brent like that, angling for his job, threatening to leave ESPN if you didnt get that #1 CFB Gig? Where the hell are you gonna go, The Tennis Network? The only reason he is only #5 is because he doesnt suck as much as the rest of these jabonies.

4. Steve Levy
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I dunno. I just find him corny as fuck. I remember being unemployed at one point, eating pancakes and watching Steve Levy trying to get his cornball jokes over. and now I see he has orange hair. I couldnt locate a pic of that embarrassment.

3. Trey Wingo
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Everyone (fake)hates Berman, but now youre stuck with this lanky giraffe-looking motherfucker. Gimme a break.

2. Sean McDonough
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Try to be more nasally. you cant. ESPN is so terrible. They make the worst picks for MNF. Its like they try to pick the worst selections. If thats their angle, then well-done.

1. Steve Buccigross
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I dont know. He just bothers me. I stumble upon him every so often, and I see his even worse orange-dyed hair, and I think "who are you fooling?" Youre 50 years old. Own it, you barstoll wannabe (probably). He also blocked me on Twitter for a hair remark one time, but that is not why he is #1. I just think he stinks.
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Re: ESPN Sucks

Postby JichaelDick » 10 Mar 2017, 14:21

mister bacon wrote:everyone here give us your TOP 5 ESPN Talents that should be fired in The Purge... GO!


5. Neil Everett
4. Michael Smith
3. Jemele Hill
2. The Beads
1. Tom Luginbill
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