mister bacon wrote:everyone here give us your TOP 5 ESPN Talents that should be fired in The Purge... GO!
These are my top 5 that can beat it.
5. Chris Fowler
Undermining Brent like that, angling for his job, threatening to leave ESPN if you didnt get that #1 CFB Gig? Where the hell are you gonna go, The Tennis Network? The only reason he is only #5 is because he doesnt suck as much as the rest of these jabonies.
4. Steve Levy
I dunno. I just find him corny as fuck. I remember being unemployed at one point, eating pancakes and watching Steve Levy trying to get his cornball jokes over. and now I see he has orange hair. I couldnt locate a pic of that embarrassment.
3. Trey Wingo
Everyone (fake)hates Berman, but now youre stuck with this lanky giraffe-looking motherfucker. Gimme a break.
2. Sean McDonough
Try to be more nasally. you cant. ESPN is so terrible. They make the worst picks for MNF. Its like they try to pick the worst selections. If thats their angle, then well-done.
1. Steve Buccigross
I dont know. He just bothers me. I stumble upon him every so often, and I see his even worse orange-dyed hair, and I think "who are you fooling?" Youre 50 years old. Own it, you barstoll wannabe (probably). He also blocked me on Twitter for a hair remark one time, but that is not why he is #1. I just think he stinks.
PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.