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Postby Clayton Bigsby » 30 Nov 2012, 11:26

BostonSucksMyBalls - Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:46 am:
OK, compare SOTSG to Friends characters




Monica Geller - Jichael Dick

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How many of the Dick family home videos feature this, only with a Twins hat instead of long dark hair? A fat nerd in high school that transitioned to a know-it-all, albeit a really insecure know-it-all in adulthood. Remember when Monica got fired from her chef job for taking kickbacks? Same thing happened to Jike and the pharmacy/meth lab.



Ross Geller - Mister Bacon

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You telling me that mister b has never worn this to a rave? Intelligent but nerdy, mister bacon probably entertained his friends with "music" similar to that played by the Ross-a-tron. Also married a lesbian.





Chandler Bing - PornoGil

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The wittiest of the bunch, this career-minded man struggled with the ladies for years until settling in with a former fat chick and getting pussy whipped like nobody's business.



Rachel Green - Clayton Bigsby

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Spoiled little princess; doesn't take criticism well. Love hate relationship with Ross/Mister Bacon, but you know they're each others TRU lobster. Also: great hair, probably the best looking of the bunch :corn:



Phoebe Buffay - MisterTambourineMan

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The oddest and probably funniest of the bunch. Phoebe used to live on the streets, Mr. T sleeps with girls that live on the streets. Both of them have an intense sexual attraction to Hank Azaria.



Joey Tribbiani - ctz31

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Comes from a large Italian family, has been known to do well with the ladies, loves a good meatball sub (just not around the gayz, lol). Has a soft side, but doesn't want to let us see it.



Gunther- someguysomewhere

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He's just kind of always "there", you know? Loves Rachel/Bix.



Mr. Heckles - Rodney Farva

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Miserable old bastard. Apparently used to be funny back in high school.



Fun Bobby - Iron Mike Sharpe

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Used to be the life of the party, untiiiiiilllllll.... he realized he was an alcoholic. Now he's just not the same.
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Re: Friends

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 30 Nov 2012, 12:12

Excellent job. I was thinking MR could be Gunther since he used to hit on Magnum via email, but would never come right out and ask her out.
PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Re: Friends

Postby Gregs Kite » 30 Nov 2012, 12:48

What about Janice? Richard? Chandlers weirdo roommate? Rachels two sisters? The health inspector Phoebe dated? The cop Phoebe dated? Joeys agent Estelle?

Get your head in the game Clayton.
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Postby Clayton Bigsby » 30 Nov 2012, 13:01

Gregs Kite wrote:What about Janice? Richard? Chandlers weirdo roommate? Rachels two sisters? The health inspector Phoebe dated? The cop Phoebe dated? Joeys agent Estelle?

Get your head in the game Clayton.


Kite, assignment. Janice. Richard. Chandlers weirdo roommate. Rachels two sisters. The health inspector. Michael Rappaport. Estelle. TYIA.
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Re: Friends

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 09 Dec 2012, 20:33

I watched about 10 minutes of Wanderlust. It was odd seeing Paul Rudd being with Rachel, since he was married to phoebe.

Also: Jen Aniston is past her expiration date. Or is it passed? There's noway of knowing.
PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Re: Friends

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 05 Feb 2013, 13:55

Assignment from Clayton:
Hottest Girlfriends on Friends, excluding main characters

This is my list. GFYs.

HM:
Cheryl – Rebecca Romijn (dated Ross)
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Reese Witherspoon – Jill Green (got on Ross)
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Sarah Peterson – Elizabeth Horsnwoggle (leather pants)
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Kate Miller – Dina Meyer (dated Joey)
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Elle MacPherson – Janine (dated Joey)
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Missi Pyle – Kim (teeth whitening)
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5. Christine Taylor – Bonnie (got on Ross)
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4. Alexandra Holden - Elizabeth (Ross)
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3. Aisha Tyler – Charlie
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2. Bonnie Somerville - Mona
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1. Solie Moon Frye - Katie
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PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Re: Friends

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 05 Feb 2013, 14:03

Good list. I'd swap in Janine for Charlie, and I don't think Punky Brewster would be my #1. Mona is hot.
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Re: Friends

Postby Montecore's Revenge » 05 Feb 2013, 14:22

Bonnie Summerville has enormous irises. This is a good thing.

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Re: Friends

Postby SDGuy » 05 Feb 2013, 19:04

#5 was on last night on Nick @ Nite. Ross leaves her for Rachel after she shaves her head :/
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Re: Friends

Postby JT99 » 11 Apr 2013, 20:12

Someone figured out how much sex the Friends were having

Chandler: 10.5 sex partners
Ross: 14 sex partners
Monica: 14.5 sex partners
Rachel: 15.5 sex partners
Phoebe: 32.5 sex partners
Joey: 51.5 sex partners

Here's the graph...

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Re: Friends

Postby Frank the Tank » 11 Apr 2013, 20:36

Half a partner???
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Re: Friends

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Frank the Tank wrote:Half a partner???


Assigning a score of 1 to each definite or strongly suggested sexual partner and a score of .5 to each probable but uncertain sexual partner, the six friends collectively shtupped about 138 people over 10 seasons.
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Re: Friends

Postby BFP » 12 Apr 2013, 08:19

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Also: Jen Aniston is past her expiration date. Or is it passed? There's noway of knowing.


Sadly, this is true. It's even more glaring when you see her in her prime. Saw a couple minutes of a movie she was in last night when she was in her prime. Not sure the movie, but it looked like Jay Mohr had beaten her up, so it's probably pretty high up on everyone's greatest movies of all time list. Was it Citizen Kane maybe?
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Re: Friends

Postby bosux » 12 Apr 2013, 08:52

BFP wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Also: Jen Aniston is past her expiration date. Or is it passed? There's noway of knowing.


Sadly, this is true. It's even more glaring when you see her in her prime. Saw a couple minutes of a movie she was in last night when she was in her prime. Not sure the movie, but it looked like Jay Mohr had beaten her up, so it's probably pretty high up on everyone's greatest movies of all time list. Was it Citizen Kane maybe?


i was always a fan of younger chubbier aniston
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Re: Friends

Postby JT99 » 12 Apr 2013, 08:55

bosux wrote:
BFP wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Also: Jen Aniston is past her expiration date. Or is it passed? There's noway of knowing.


Sadly, this is true. It's even more glaring when you see her in her prime. Saw a couple minutes of a movie she was in last night when she was in her prime. Not sure the movie, but it looked like Jay Mohr had beaten her up, so it's probably pretty high up on everyone's greatest movies of all time list. Was it Citizen Kane maybe?


i was always a fan of younger chubbier aniston


Agree because the ass was banging back then.

She's probably off my list at this point but she had a Hall of Fame run.
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