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Re: According to Jim

Postby TheWolf » 09 Jun 2008, 08:21

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:This show is like if Seinfeld and Arrested Development fucked and nine months later they had a kid together.


You forgot to mention that Arrested Development smoked crack throughout the pregnancy. Also, Seinfeld and Arrested Development were brother and sister.
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Re: According to Jim

Postby JichaelDick » 09 Jun 2008, 11:17

TheWolf wrote:
Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:This show is like if Seinfeld and Arrested Development fucked and nine months later they had a kid together.


You forgot to mention that Arrested Development smoked crack throughout the pregnancy. Also, Seinfeld and Arrested Development were brother and sister.


Seinfeld and Arrested Development weren't set in West Virginia, were they?
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Re: According to Jim

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 10 Jun 2008, 10:31

JichaelDick wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:This show is like if Seinfeld and Arrested Development fucked and nine months later they had a kid together.


You forgot to mention that Arrested Development smoked crack throughout the pregnancy. Also, Seinfeld and Arrested Development were brother and sister.


Seinfeld and Arrested Development weren't set in West Virginia, were they?


west virginia is lower on the pecking order than alabama? who knew...
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Re: According to Jim

Postby mister bacon » 10 Jun 2008, 10:46

Untouchable wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:This show is like if Seinfeld and Arrested Development fucked and nine months later they had a kid together.


You forgot to mention that Arrested Development smoked crack throughout the pregnancy. Also, Seinfeld and Arrested Development were brother and sister.


Seinfeld and Arrested Development weren't set in West Virginia, were they?


west virginia is lower on the pecking order than alabama? who knew...


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Re: According to Jim

Postby JichaelDick » 10 Jun 2008, 10:58

Untouchable wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:This show is like if Seinfeld and Arrested Development fucked and nine months later they had a kid together.


You forgot to mention that Arrested Development smoked crack throughout the pregnancy. Also, Seinfeld and Arrested Development were brother and sister.


Seinfeld and Arrested Development weren't set in West Virginia, were they?


west virginia is lower on the pecking order than alabama? who knew...


Here ya go, the official pecking order for the South (Texas doesn't count)...

Virginia
North Carolina
Florida
Georgia
South Carolina
Tennessee
Kentucky
Alabama
Louisiana/Mississippi
Arkansas
West Virginia
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Re: According to Jim

Postby nova » 10 Jun 2008, 11:02

JichaelDick wrote:
Untouchable wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:This show is like if Seinfeld and Arrested Development fucked and nine months later they had a kid together.


You forgot to mention that Arrested Development smoked crack throughout the pregnancy. Also, Seinfeld and Arrested Development were brother and sister.


Seinfeld and Arrested Development weren't set in West Virginia, were they?


west virginia is lower on the pecking order than alabama? who knew...


Here ya go, the official pecking order for the South (Florida and Texas don't count)...

Virginia
North Carolina
Florida
Georgia
South Carolina
Tennessee
Kentucky
Alabama
Louisiana/Mississippi
Arkansas
West Virginia


Dood, South Carolina is as bad, or worse than West Virginia. That place is 20 years behind the times.
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Re: According to Jim

Postby JichaelDick » 10 Jun 2008, 11:04

I'll admit that my view of South Carolina is somewhat skewed by the fact that every single quiz bowl team I played from South Carolina was really, really, really fucking good. And, the times I went there, it didn't strike me as any more backwoods than Alabama.
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Re: According to Jim

Postby Briandong79 » 10 Jun 2008, 11:05

SC has the coast, and Charleston, and Myrtle Beach...that elevates it a bit, though I'm sure some of the inland areas are as backwoods as it gets.
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Re: According to Jim

Postby Dunking Donut » 10 Jun 2008, 11:08

And Greenville/Spartanburg and Columbia. The SC economy is hot right now (still). Same thing with NC -- you get 30 miles out from the cities and it's Hicksville. Some scary shit on the back roads. I'm talking Deliverance and whatnot.
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Re: According to Jim

Postby nova » 10 Jun 2008, 11:18

Dunking Donut wrote:And Greenville/Spartanburg and Columbia. The SC economy is hot right now (still). Same thing with NC -- you get 30 miles out from the cities and it's Hicksville. Some scary shit on the back roads. I'm talking Deliverance and whatnot.


Columbia reminds me of an inland Baltimore. That place blows.
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Re: According to Jim

Postby IhateTomBrady » 10 Jun 2008, 19:40

JichaelDick wrote:
Untouchable wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:This show is like if Seinfeld and Arrested Development fucked and nine months later they had a kid together.


You forgot to mention that Arrested Development smoked crack throughout the pregnancy. Also, Seinfeld and Arrested Development were brother and sister.


Seinfeld and Arrested Development weren't set in West Virginia, were they?


west virginia is lower on the pecking order than alabama? who knew...


Here ya go, the official pecking order for the South (Texas doesn't count)...

Virginia
North Carolina
Florida
Georgia
South Carolina
Tennessee
Kentucky
Alabama
Louisiana/Mississippi
Arkansas
West Virginia


New Orleans alone puts LA above MS and AL.
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Re: According to Jim

Postby JichaelDick » 11 Jun 2008, 00:04

Maybe. But the rest of that state doesn't (although if you're willing to trade Ali Landry in exchange for a move up, that could be arranged).

I have, however, come to the conclusion that people in North Alabama are a helluva lot dumber than I originally thought, and I never really was that impressed with the average IQ north of Birmingham in the first place.
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Re: According to Jim

Postby SouthernYokel » 11 Jun 2008, 17:59

JichaelDick wrote:Maybe. But the rest of that state doesn't (although if you're willing to trade Ali Landry in exchange for a move up, that could be arranged).

I have, however, come to the conclusion that people in North Alabama are a helluva lot dumber than I originally thought, and I never really was that impressed with the average IQ north of Birmingham in the first place.



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Re: According to Jim

Postby IhateTomBrady » 11 Jun 2008, 20:04

JichaelDick wrote:Maybe. But the rest of that state doesn't (although if you're willing to trade Ali Landry in exchange for a move up, that could be arranged).

I have, however, come to the conclusion that people in North Alabama are a helluva lot dumber than I originally thought, and I never really was that impressed with the average IQ north of Birmingham in the first place.


Meh, without NO, BR and Lafayette, the whole state would be worthless. How about a ranking for southern LA separate from North LA? Northern LA brings the whole entire state down.
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Re: According to Jim

Postby JichaelDick » 11 Jun 2008, 20:35

Fair enough.

Although I've given up on North Alabama. Every letter to the editor or "You Said It" (basically, someone calls into the paper, rants, and some intern or something documents it in the paper) is about Obama being a Muslim or the only solution being to get a half tank of gas or BUSH IS TEH SATAN!!!!!!1111111111
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