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Postby Colonel Angus » 23 Feb 2006, 14:13

JichaelDick wrote:And, one horse...who was ahead of Mickey Mantle, Edwin Moses, and Bo Jackson (who, IIRC, was not even on the top 50 athletes of all-time list).


Was it the horse whose hormones Barry Bonds uses?
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Postby JichaelDick » 23 Feb 2006, 14:15

I think so...they took all the hormones out of Secretariat before she died, then gave them to Bonds.
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Postby Rickey Sez » 23 Feb 2006, 14:17

JichaelDick wrote:I think so...they took all the hormones out of Secretariat before she died, then gave them to Bonds.


Well, that explains the tits.
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Postby Montecore's Revenge » 23 Feb 2006, 14:33

JichaelDick wrote:I think so...they took all the hormones out of Secretariat before she died, then gave them to Bonds.


Secretariat was male. That's inexcusable from someone who touts their Southern-ness as much as you do.
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Postby JichaelDick » 23 Feb 2006, 14:34

Montecore's Revenge wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:I think so...they took all the hormones out of Secretariat before she died, then gave them to Bonds.


Secretariat was male. That's inexcusable from someone who touts their Southern-ness as much as you do.


I don't watch horse racin'. That's too uppity for a genteel Southerner like myself.

For some reason, I thought only 3-year-old fillies were eligible for Triple Crown races. Guess I was wrong.
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Postby Montecore's Revenge » 23 Feb 2006, 14:42

JichaelDick wrote:
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JichaelDick wrote:I think so...they took all the hormones out of Secretariat before she died, then gave them to Bonds.


Secretariat was male. That's inexcusable from someone who touts their Southern-ness as much as you do.


I don't watch horse racin'. That's too uppity for a genteel Southerner like myself.

For some reason, I thought only 3-year-old fillies were eligible for Triple Crown races. Guess I was wrong.


You can probably count the number of fillies who have won a Triple Crown race in the past 50 years on two hands.
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Postby JichaelDick » 23 Feb 2006, 14:42

I really should follow racin' more closely.
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Postby TheDooze » 23 Feb 2006, 15:18

If horses drove the cars, THAT would be a sport.
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Postby SouthernYokel » 23 Feb 2006, 15:20

TheDooze wrote:If horses drove the cars, THAT would be a sport.


No, THAT would be a dooze wetdream.
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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 15 Feb 2017, 20:30

TheDooze wrote:The weird thing is that 20-21 were two Detroiters, Howe and Cobb, and 30-31 were two Bostoners, Bird and Orr.

That's so weird!
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Postby Frank the Tank » 16 Feb 2017, 08:28

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
TheDooze wrote:The weird thing is that 20-21 were two Detroiters, Howe and Cobb, and 30-31 were two Bostoners, Bird and Orr.

That's so weird!


I love how BSMB goes through old Dooze posts when he's feeling down like a depressed single person goes through old love letters. Or love texts. Or whatever the fuck the modern equivalent is.
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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 16 Feb 2017, 09:07

Frank the Tank wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
TheDooze wrote:The weird thing is that 20-21 were two Detroiters, Howe and Cobb, and 30-31 were two Bostoners, Bird and Orr.

That's so weird!


I love how BSMB goes through old Dooze posts when he's feeling down like a depressed single person goes through old love letters. Or love texts. Or whatever the fuck the modern equivalent is.

No, I did a search for "Detroiters" and this was the only post that came up.

Btw has anyone seen this new show on Comedy Central called "Detroiters"? There have been 2 eps. It's Workaholics-esque. These two idiots, a white and a black, run a crappy ad agency in Detroit. Funny stuff happens.
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