Not Guilty

Would you watch this show?

I will watch it every week
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75%
I'll watch this sometimes
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I'll watch this and see how it is
2
17%
I'll never watch this
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People who watch this show should get an STD
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8%
 
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Not Guilty

Postby mister bacon » 14 Jun 2005, 16:44

So here is the premise for the show. Its kind of like the Surreal life, except its a "halfway" house for celebrities who were aquitted (or maybe a couple guilty ones..) of crimes.

For the first season, the show will consist of the following "players":

OJ Simspon
R.Kelly
Jason Williams
Phil Spector
Kenneth Lay
Scot Weiland
Jose Conseco
Tommy Chong
Tom Sizemore
Ray Lewis
Robert Blake
Michael Jackson
Nick Nolte

Each week, 2 teams have to investigate "crimes" through their private detective agency and solve crimes. Depending on their ability to present evidence to a "judge" (Lance Ito) each week a team wins and a member the losing team has to be voted off.. or found "Guilty".

At the end the show, the champion will be declared "Not Guilty" and have their criminal record completely wiped (unless its a sex crime).

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Postby Big Scary Monster » 14 Jun 2005, 16:46

I can't wait for the Phil Specter/Robert Blake episode. I think we'll need a translator that understands "crazy."
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 14 Jun 2005, 16:47

This would be the second greatest show ever, just behind "Tards."
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Postby Big Scary Monster » 14 Jun 2005, 16:54

I dunno about that. We would have to put them up head to head. I would be torn on which one I would watch and which one I would TIVO.
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Postby jack_daniels » 14 Jun 2005, 16:58

Tards, for the utter insanity and mayhem that could come out of it.

Still, brilliant idea Bacon.
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Postby Big Scary Monster » 14 Jun 2005, 17:05

I would also put both shows up against a new kind of show called "Drunk Strength" where you get all the contestants drunk and you see what they are able to do while they are drunk. Then the show returns the next day to see how the people are doing.

Perhaps as a "Real World/Road Rules" contest it could be drunk strength vs. retard strength.
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Postby Snake » 14 Jun 2005, 21:03

Count me in for the preorder of Not Guilty Seasons 1-78 on DVD.
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Postby jwill » 15 Jun 2005, 09:06

Can we just convince all of those people they're going to be on a show, then firebomb the house once they're all inside?
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Postby Frank the Tank » 15 Jun 2005, 09:09

Part Not Guilty part Running Man may work. One person gets his record expunged, the middle finishers go back to prison, and the bottom two have to fight a cage match where only one person leaves the cage alive.
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Postby TheWolf » 15 Jun 2005, 09:40

I'd watch, but I still prefer Tards.
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Postby Big Scary Monster » 15 Jun 2005, 14:21

Am i the only one who thinks that the title "Not Guilty" looks kinda like nudity if you look at it really fast? If so, don't you think that will help the ratings.
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Postby TheWolf » 15 Jun 2005, 15:33

This is usually reserved for the shoutbox, but something tells me BSM's post will be replied to by a lot of crickets.
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Postby Scoring Machine » 17 Jun 2005, 23:20

I assume you're talking about Jason Williams who shot his driver and not the stoned redneck who fucked up his house??

Or that could be a team all itself...
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Postby mister bacon » 18 Jun 2005, 02:37

Scoring Machine wrote:I assume you're talking about Jason Williams who shot his driver and not the stoned redneck who fucked up his house??

Or that could be a team all itself...


Yeah, they can ride bikes with the other Jason Williams and Kellen Winslow one episode.
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Postby fatty » 18 Jun 2005, 02:59

lol, nice bacon! I totally ignored this thread thinking it was about jacko. I gotta say, I'd watch it. Totally. I can't remember the list already, but if Lawrence Phillips isn't already involved, he should be...maybe team with Tonya Harding.
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