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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

PostPosted: 29 Dec 2017, 16:21
by Gregs Kite
SouthernYokel wrote:My thoughts:

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6. I finally get that "extra wide kylo" meme. Holy crap he has a weird torso


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The more I read and reflect on this, Last Jedi is going to be the Paul's Boutique of the franchise. This is a good thing.

Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

PostPosted: 29 Dec 2017, 16:32
by SouthernYokel
Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:My thoughts:

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6. I finally get that "extra wide kylo" meme. Holy crap he has a weird torso


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The more I read and reflect on this, Last Jedi is going to be the Paul's Boutique of the franchise. This is a good thing.



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I dunno, I think it's just an ok space action movie. I get where you're going though, it tries to break away from star warsy stuff like Paul's boutique breaks away from rap. I guess if the next one is great we can say this one did the dirty work for a reset.

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PostPosted: 02 Jan 2018, 18:15
by MisterTambourineMan
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It was good. I liked all of Luke's scenes.

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PostPosted: 02 Jan 2018, 18:44
by SouthernYokel
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
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It was good. I liked all of Luke's scenes.


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you didn't think the jay z thing was too much? I thought it was too much. I keep going back to these jokes,
especially the visual gags and I'm like "this was the best take."

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PostPosted: 02 Jan 2018, 18:52
by MisterTambourineMan
SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
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It was good. I liked all of Luke's scenes.


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you didn't think the jay z thing was too much? I thought it was too much. I keep going back to these jokes,
especially the visual gags and I'm like "this was the best take."


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I can see what you're saying, but I'm a Hamill mark. Dude coulda taken a dook and I'd be all 'oh, what brilliant character development.'

Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

PostPosted: 02 Jan 2018, 21:56
by SouthernYokel
hot taek, he's a better Joker than Ledger

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PostPosted: 02 Jan 2018, 22:29
by MisterTambourineMan
SouthernYokel wrote:hot taek, he's a better Joker than Ledger


Hot taek: that's not a hot taek.

Whenever I hear the Joker's voice in my head, it ain't Heath.

Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

PostPosted: 04 Jan 2018, 16:25
by Frank the Tank
Every time I hear "bombogenesis" I think "bombad general".

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PostPosted: 11 Jan 2018, 22:17
by Iron Mike Sharpe
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

PostPosted: 12 Jan 2018, 14:40
by Goose
I'm sure everybody's been waiting for my white hot Last Jedi take.

It was okay. As mentioned in a bunch of previous posts, there was a lot of stupid stuff, but some of it bears repeating:

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The entire hacker/casino storyline was dumb.
Finn was wasted for the rest of the movie, too.
The animal rights thing was stupid, why weren't they gambling on pod racing?
What took Dern so long to kamikaze?
Chewbacca had a whole lot of nothing to do.
The B-Wing bombers might be the worst military invention since the Poles put screen doors on submarines.
Not sure why Luke died.
Space Leia looked like an idea stolen from the prequels or an old Supergirl comic.
I'm not a big fan of these energy weapons that seem to be the equal of lightsabers.

And for all of the complaints of Force Awakens being a rehash of Star Wars, Last Jedi seemed to be a mishmash of all six episodes.
Rey's training taken from ESB, bad casino planet CGI taken from the prequels, salt planet battle taken from Hoth in ESB, the Falcon and TIE fighters in the salt caverns taken from Lando's run in the Death Star II, Snoke's scenes taken from the Emperor's room in ROTJ, some bad dialogue leftover from George Lucas.


Overall, it was a meh-

To rate them all:

Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars
Return of the Jedi
Rogue One
Force Awakens
Last Jedi



Phantom Menace (pod racing and Darth Maul put it over the other two)
Me and my brother having a lightsaber battle in 1979 with survey stakes we took out of the neighbor's yard.
II and III tied for last place.

Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

PostPosted: 29 Jan 2018, 09:18
by Briandong79
I liked it. I thought Hamill was good. Some of the humor stuff was a bit much but I thought some was funny too. Underrated mvp: Hux, aka the ginger from Black Mirror that sco hopes finds more work soon.

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PostPosted: 31 Jan 2018, 12:11
by chrisco
Briandong79 wrote:I liked it. I thought Hamill was good. Some of the humor stuff was a bit much but I thought some was funny too. Underrated mvp: Hux, aka the ginger from Black Mirror that sco hopes finds more work soon.


So I had a dream last night where I walked by a movie poster and the Ginger from Black Mirror was on it. I was happy to see him getting some work in an upcoming movie in my dreams.

In that same dream I somehow thought it was ok to leave Kid B with some ice cubes at one bar so that I could go to another bar. In shocking news, he ended up not making it to that second bar, and everything started to go horribly wrong. I then woke up really needing to take a piss. #cooldreamsco

Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

PostPosted: 05 Feb 2018, 09:33
by Briandong79

Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

PostPosted: 05 Feb 2018, 09:53
by Iron Mike Sharpe
No chance that doesn't suck.

Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

PostPosted: 05 Feb 2018, 09:54
by JT99
Did I see something about "finding out Hans' real name"?

Someone is going to burn Disney to the ground.