May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Thread

Best Star Wars Movie?

ANH
8
14%
ESB
32
56%
ROTJ
9
16%
TPM
2
4%
AOTC
0
No votes
ROTS
0
No votes
Star Wars is gayer than two boys fuckin'
6
11%
 
Total votes : 57

Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 10 Oct 2017, 08:41

Briandong79 wrote:
chrisco wrote:Why do the Star Wars movies need to revisit the same tropes over and over again? /rhetorical question

I have zero interest in forbidden love between possibly related jedis.


You don't think Leia might have said something to Rey when she was with her? I don't think there's any chance that Rey and Kylo are related.

Obi Wan didn't exactly warn Luke in person or as a ghost for 2 movies that he and Leia were related.....
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby Briandong79 » 10 Oct 2017, 08:42

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
chrisco wrote:Why do the Star Wars movies need to revisit the same tropes over and over again? /rhetorical question

I have zero interest in forbidden love between possibly related jedis.


You don't think Leia might have said something to Rey when she was with her? I don't think there's any chance that Rey and Kylo are related.

Obi Wan didn't exactly warn Luke in person or as a ghost for 2 movies that he and Leia were related.....


Warning is different than a mother wanting to reunite with her daughter, to me.
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 10 Oct 2017, 08:44

Briandong79 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
chrisco wrote:Why do the Star Wars movies need to revisit the same tropes over and over again? /rhetorical question

I have zero interest in forbidden love between possibly related jedis.


You don't think Leia might have said something to Rey when she was with her? I don't think there's any chance that Rey and Kylo are related.

Obi Wan didn't exactly warn Luke in person or as a ghost for 2 movies that he and Leia were related.....


Warning is different than a mother wanting to reunite with her daughter, to me.

What if she's Luke's? Or Han's with some space floozy? You think Han was a one woman man?

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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby Briandong79 » 10 Oct 2017, 08:47

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
chrisco wrote:Why do the Star Wars movies need to revisit the same tropes over and over again? /rhetorical question

I have zero interest in forbidden love between possibly related jedis.


You don't think Leia might have said something to Rey when she was with her? I don't think there's any chance that Rey and Kylo are related.

Obi Wan didn't exactly warn Luke in person or as a ghost for 2 movies that he and Leia were related.....


Warning is different than a mother wanting to reunite with her daughter, to me.

What if she's Luke's? Or Han's with some space floozy? You think Han was a one woman man?

Image


I took sco's comment to mean siblings, not just cousins, but fair enough.
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby chrisco » 10 Oct 2017, 08:50

Briandong79 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
chrisco wrote:Why do the Star Wars movies need to revisit the same tropes over and over again? /rhetorical question

I have zero interest in forbidden love between possibly related jedis.


You don't think Leia might have said something to Rey when she was with her? I don't think there's any chance that Rey and Kylo are related.

Obi Wan didn't exactly warn Luke in person or as a ghost for 2 movies that he and Leia were related.....


Warning is different than a mother wanting to reunite with her daughter, to me.

What if she's Luke's? Or Han's with some space floozy? You think Han was a one woman man?

Image


I took sco's comment to mean siblings, not just cousins, but fair enough.


Don't drag me back into this!
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 10 Oct 2017, 09:03

Briandong79 wrote:Image


Ha! What the fuck was that thing?
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby Briandong79 » 10 Oct 2017, 09:04

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Image


Ha! What the fuck was that thing?


A porg. Apparently lives on that planet that Rey and Luke were on.

AKA this movie's blatant marketing cash grab.
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 10 Oct 2017, 09:05

chrisco wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
chrisco wrote:Why do the Star Wars movies need to revisit the same tropes over and over again? /rhetorical question

I have zero interest in forbidden love between possibly related jedis.


You don't think Leia might have said something to Rey when she was with her? I don't think there's any chance that Rey and Kylo are related.

Obi Wan didn't exactly warn Luke in person or as a ghost for 2 movies that he and Leia were related.....


Warning is different than a mother wanting to reunite with her daughter, to me.

What if she's Luke's? Or Han's with some space floozy? You think Han was a one woman man?

Image


I took sco's comment to mean siblings, not just cousins, but fair enough.


Don't drag me back into this!

also, han's would make half-sibling!

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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby Briandong79 » 10 Oct 2017, 09:10

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
chrisco wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
chrisco wrote:Why do the Star Wars movies need to revisit the same tropes over and over again? /rhetorical question

I have zero interest in forbidden love between possibly related jedis.


You don't think Leia might have said something to Rey when she was with her? I don't think there's any chance that Rey and Kylo are related.

Obi Wan didn't exactly warn Luke in person or as a ghost for 2 movies that he and Leia were related.....


Warning is different than a mother wanting to reunite with her daughter, to me.

What if she's Luke's? Or Han's with some space floozy? You think Han was a one woman man?

Image


I took sco's comment to mean siblings, not just cousins, but fair enough.


Don't drag me back into this!

also, han's would make half-sibling!

Image


Han has shown no force sensitivity. You think he just went out and happened to fuck some possible Jedi chick? C'mon man.

Plus, I believe Han went monogamous after he and Leia got together, and Rey is younger than Return of the Jedi minus Force Awakens (I think).
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 10 Oct 2017, 09:16

Briandong79 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
chrisco wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
chrisco wrote:Why do the Star Wars movies need to revisit the same tropes over and over again? /rhetorical question

I have zero interest in forbidden love between possibly related jedis.


You don't think Leia might have said something to Rey when she was with her? I don't think there's any chance that Rey and Kylo are related.

Obi Wan didn't exactly warn Luke in person or as a ghost for 2 movies that he and Leia were related.....


Warning is different than a mother wanting to reunite with her daughter, to me.

What if she's Luke's? Or Han's with some space floozy? You think Han was a one woman man?

Image


I took sco's comment to mean siblings, not just cousins, but fair enough.


Don't drag me back into this!

also, han's would make half-sibling!

Image


Han has shown no force sensitivity. You think he just went out and happened to fuck some possible Jedi chick? C'mon man.

Plus, I believe Han went monogamous after he and Leia got together, and Rey is younger than Return of the Jedi minus Force Awakens (I think).

But they broke up! And Han says it was his (dick's) fault.

Also, Han's got that Force sensitivity, just ask the ladies

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Postby SouthernYokel » 10 Oct 2017, 12:53

Briandong79 wrote:Image


ok that's a good one.
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Postby CourtesyFlush » 19 Oct 2017, 13:01

Abrams has reportedly said Episode IX will unite all three trilogies.

I'm not sure how I feel about that. Jar Jar cameo? Qui-Gon hologram?
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