May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Thread

Best Star Wars Movie?

ANH
7
12%
ESB
33
58%
ROTJ
9
16%
TPM
2
4%
AOTC
0
No votes
ROTS
0
No votes
Star Wars is gayer than two boys fuckin'
6
11%
 
Total votes : 57

Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby mister bacon » 19 Dec 2016, 23:03

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
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I was sitting there with about 20 minutes left and like "man, it'd be a good idea to just kill everyone" and then they fucking did it! That was great, can't remember the last time a movie just offed everyone. And then Vader comes in with an all-time asskicking and sploooooge.


It was the tits. There was a slight slog in the middle, but overall, the tits.


agree with all of this. treeeemendous flick.

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i really enjoyed everyone dying. top notch end. and everyone got a good on-screen death. the cgi didnt bother me re grand moff tonkin. i dont even think that leia was actually a cgi carrie fisher, it seemed like an entirely different human being. also mon motha. would.


Gregs Kite wrote:I liked it. I liked it a lot. I was worried it was a mistake to advertise Vader, but I am no longer worried about that. I also kept thinking Mon Mothma was Ross' British wife in "Friends". I ate a lot of candy and got woozy, sue me.

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But Vader's red saber.......worth it.


yessssss this is 100% on point.

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i know i'm still excited because i just saw it but the vader scene might be one of his best ever. iconic.
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Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 24 Dec 2016, 23:03

Couldn't they just email the plans as an attachment?
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 24 Dec 2016, 23:04

Couldn't they just email the plans as an attachment?
k2 might have been the worst character in franchise history. Emphysema guy sucked too.
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby Frank the Tank » 25 Dec 2016, 11:12

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Couldn't they just email the plans as an attachment?
k2 might have been the worst character in franchise history. Emphysema guy sucked too.


I liked K2. A lot.
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby mister bacon » 26 Dec 2016, 00:39

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Couldn't they just email the plans as an attachment?
k2 might have been the worst character in franchise history. Emphysema guy sucked too.


Maybe the star wars universe has yet to discover compression.
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby Briandong79 » 27 Dec 2016, 12:55

mister bacon wrote:
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the cgi didnt bother me re grand moff tonkin. i dont even think that leia was actually a cgi carrie fisher, it seemed like an entirely different human being.



Well, I hope they got better at it. RIP

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Postby SouthernYokel » 27 Dec 2016, 13:59

how the hell did Billy Dee Williams outlive Carrie Fisher
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Postby the cheese » 27 Dec 2016, 14:03

SouthernYokel wrote:how the hell did Billy Dee Williams outlive Carrie Fisher


Cocaine, quaaludes, speed, and vodka are all independently a helluva a drug.
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 28 Dec 2016, 22:03

Getting this thread back on track

mister bacon wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
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I was sitting there with about 20 minutes left and like "man, it'd be a good idea to just kill everyone" and then they fucking did it! That was great, can't remember the last time a movie just offed everyone. And then Vader comes in with an all-time asskicking and sploooooge.


It was the tits. There was a slight slog in the middle, but overall, the tits.


agree with all of this. treeeemendous flick.

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i really enjoyed everyone dying. top notch end. and everyone got a good on-screen death. the cgi didnt bother me re grand moff tonkin. i dont even think that leia was actually a cgi carrie fisher, it seemed like an entirely different human being. also mon motha. would.


Gregs Kite wrote:I liked it. I liked it a lot. I was worried it was a mistake to advertise Vader, but I am no longer worried about that. I also kept thinking Mon Mothma was Ross' British wife in "Friends". I ate a lot of candy and got woozy, sue me.

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But Vader's red saber.......worth it.


yessssss this is 100% on point.

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i know i'm still excited because i just saw it but the vader scene might be one of his best ever. iconic.


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Nit picks: Yeah the first like 20ish minutes or so could have been cut because the jumping around quickly between places just was kinda dumb/confusing then they just spelled it all out in the exposition on Yavin making those scenes superfluous (loogit up balls, [jk you're not reading this]). Also don't know why Forrest Whitaker just gave up when he did. If he's the extremist part of the Rebellion, he's gonna go out kicking and screaming, not just be like, "ok, Imma chill here while everyone else runs away. I could join you but, meh, I'm done." Cool knockoff vader prototype thingy though. I liked that. ummm.... oh man I was hoping Vader was gonna kill Director whoever since he kept screwing up and now he'd "failed me for the last time" then have Vader kill our couple before jetting off. Which is the last nit, woulda looooved 5 more minutes of Vader just tearing up the ship while storm troopers follow and just go, "glad he's on our side" because daaaaaaaaaamn that was fun. God he fucked those dudes up. Oh, the AT-ATs coming in I enjoyed, seemed very T-Rex in Jurassic Park-esque with the stomps and ground shakes. In conclusion, I would watch a solid 10 movies of just Vader going around the galaxy and fucking up resistance groups/governments trying to resist. I was getting worried they weren't gonna use him for anything more than just choking the guy one time but no! Oh you guys are gonna hyperspace away? Boom crash into my ship bitches now get ready to die.


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Wait, Vader has jokes now? I don't know yet how I feel about this....
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby babylurch » 29 Dec 2016, 11:33

What was up with the high school chemistry class protective goggles for Bodhi?
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 29 Dec 2016, 11:34

babylurch wrote:What was up with the high school chemistry class protective goggles for Bodhi?


I was wondering about that as well.
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby mister bacon » 29 Dec 2016, 16:12

babylurch wrote:What was up with the high school chemistry class protective goggles for Bodhi?


one of my pakistani buddies said he loved this movie, but thought it was hilarious that the first south asian in star wars history (no admiral akbar doesnt count i asked him) was a essentially a glorified IT guy trying to fix a networking issue.


here's an article by one of my favorite tech writers about data formats in the star wars universe
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Re: May the Force be with you - The Official Star Wars Threa

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 29 Dec 2016, 16:28

mister bacon wrote:
babylurch wrote:What was up with the high school chemistry class protective goggles for Bodhi?


one of my pakistani buddies said he loved this movie, but thought it was hilarious that the first south asian in star wars history (no admiral akbar doesnt count i asked him) was a essentially a glorified IT guy trying to fix a networking issue.


here's an article by one of my favorite tech writers about data formats in the star wars universe


I enjoyed that link.
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