The Trailer Park with Balls : Rules for Movie-going

The Trailer Park with Balls : Rules for Movie-going

Postby JT99 » 19 Dec 2013, 10:55

This thread is designed for Boston SucksMyBalls to review the previews posted by JT99 (and others) so that the Bored can learn the Balls' Rules for Successful Movie Enjoyment-Going Action or S.M.E.G.M.A.

First up...

Pompeii

BigJohnStudd wrote:The original Annie movie from the 80s has a lot of panty shots for a PG rated kids film.


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Re: The Trailer Park with Balls : Rules for Movie-going

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 19 Dec 2013, 11:10

JT99 wrote:This thread is designed for Boston SucksMyBalls to review the previews posted by JT99 (and others) so that the Bored can learn the Balls' Rules for Successful Movie Enjoyment-Going Action or S.M.E.G.M.A.

First up...

Pompeii



FOH.

I love how Jon Snow is typecast already. Game of Thrones is on hiatus, why dont I just act in a film thats a clear ripoff? What range he has!

But honestly, no just no. Not into this type of film. I dont care about a fight for a throne or whetever the fuck. I think they are called "Epic" films?

I like my films (USUALLY) to be set in the presnet time and (ALWAYS) based in some sort of reality.
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Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 19 Dec 2013, 12:45

So Gladiator with a Roland Emmerich twist?
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Re: The Trailer Park with Balls : Rules for Movie-going

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 19 Dec 2013, 15:44

MisterTambourineMan wrote:


Sure why not. Good family fun.

I liked it better when it was set in Hawaii with Brooklyn Decker/JA instead of Africa with Drew Barrymore but whatever. I'd watch it On Demand.

This isnt a film I need to see in the theater. /people
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Postby Mario Speedwagon » 19 Dec 2013, 18:05

JT99 wrote:This thread is designed for Boston SucksMyBalls to review the previews posted by JT99 (and others) so that the Bored can learn the Balls' Rules for Successful Movie Enjoyment-Going Action or S.M.E.G.M.A.

First up...

Pompeii



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Postby nova » 19 Dec 2013, 18:31

Smegma. Nicely done.
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Postby BigJohnStudd » 19 Dec 2013, 23:44

nova wrote:Smegma. Nicely done.


Not sure where the second M comes from. :-k
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Re: The Trailer Park with Balls : Rules for Movie-going

Postby JT99 » 20 Dec 2013, 08:43

BigJohnStudd wrote:
nova wrote:Smegma. Nicely done.


Not sure where the second M comes from. :-k


Throw another "movie" in there. Makes as much sense as this thread does. :idea:
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Postby JT99 » 24 Dec 2013, 12:15

Ball: please provide your thoughts....

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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 24 Dec 2013, 12:32

JT99 wrote:Ball: please provide your thoughts....


In. Anything that stars Ron Donald/Guy Young must be good. It goes against my no sci-if rule. But that rule is only 100% used in sci if films that try to be serious. It's fiction. Don't be gay about it. Also I see The Wiz as the dr. I would watch this.
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Postby JT99 » 26 Dec 2013, 10:26

BigJohnStudd wrote:The original Annie movie from the 80s has a lot of panty shots for a PG rated kids film.


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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 26 Dec 2013, 12:21

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Fuck.No.

I could see this potentially working if you switched every actor for someone that we would want to see in a movie. Like Will Ferrell, Jonah Hill, whatever.

As it stands, the lead star is Van Damme. I hate action movies, and that is what he is known for. I dont care if this isnt pure action. The other guy is that dickhead that was stealing LD's newspaper. Fuck him. And then Full-Blown Ted, who is good in The League I guess. But nah, Ima pass on this POS.
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Postby JT99 » 03 Jan 2014, 08:15

Let's take a step back to a simpler time, Ball....

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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 03 Jan 2014, 09:48

JT99 wrote:Let's take a step back to a simpler time, Ball....



That looks atrocious. I could maybe use it, doe.

It has the feel of the Beverly Hills Beach Club (which was awesome) mixed with an ARD video (Terrible).
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