Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 26 Oct 2017, 13:14

the cheese wrote:
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TheWolf wrote:
ctz31 wrote:the wolf: top 5 baseball movies pls. in the top 5 movie thread


Mailing this in a bit because I'm on a call and can't take the time to include pics or clips or anything, but here we go. And before you all complain about my list... Bull Durham is overrated af. I don't even think I'd give it an HM.

5.) Rookie of the Year. This is probably not a good movie, but I love every single thing about it.
4.) A League of Their Own. 79's people told me I have to give girls some rights in my list. Just kidding, this is a great flick. Somehow Rosie and Madonna didn't ruin it, even though I hate both of them. One of Tommy H's finest roles, IMO.
3.) Field of Dreams. I don't really think it holds up all that well, tbh. Maybe I just don't have the patience to re-watch non-comedies, but I got pretty bored with this the last time I tried to watch it. Still a great story, and a classic film that everyone should watch.
2.) Major League. Just an all-time comedy. One of the most rewatchable films I've ever seen.
1.) The Sandlot. I won't fight anyone who likes Major League more, but this one just always stuck with me because I was around the same age as the kids when it came out. Nostalgia may cause me to slightly overrate it, but I fucking love this movie.


Whenever I come across League of their Own or Major League I stop and watch the rest. Shit, I even do it with Major League 2. Rookie of the Year is bad, but so so good. I think I agree with every noun, verb, and adjective in this take. Except Field of Dreams, fuck Field of Dreams, Field of Dreams sucks. Take that out and toss in, I dunno....Little Big League? "Tettleton is hitting just .200 after off days in dome stadiums above the Mason-Dixon line."

And Joe.....the horse is named Friday.


He's right, you know.gif


Field of Dreams does not speak to me. I've tried to watch it four times and every time I got bored in 30 minutes or less.

The first 30 or so min are blah. The last 30 min are just about perfect. last 5 min.... dusty everywhere


Further proof that LDOTL is no less than 50 years old and is actually starting his SECOND family.

Just because your father didn't love you IS NO REASON TO TAKE IT OUT ON ARE NATIONAL PASTTIME NOR A NATION OF FATHERS AND SONS PLAYING CATCH

Maybe if at the end Costner offered to do a line with his old man....

I'm sorry, those were over the line, I hope you found them amusing. If you did not, I apologize sincerely and hope we can move past this.
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby JT99 » 26 Oct 2017, 13:24

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
the cheese wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
the cheese wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
ctz31 wrote:the wolf: top 5 baseball movies pls. in the top 5 movie thread


Mailing this in a bit because I'm on a call and can't take the time to include pics or clips or anything, but here we go. And before you all complain about my list... Bull Durham is overrated af. I don't even think I'd give it an HM.

5.) Rookie of the Year. This is probably not a good movie, but I love every single thing about it.
4.) A League of Their Own. 79's people told me I have to give girls some rights in my list. Just kidding, this is a great flick. Somehow Rosie and Madonna didn't ruin it, even though I hate both of them. One of Tommy H's finest roles, IMO.
3.) Field of Dreams. I don't really think it holds up all that well, tbh. Maybe I just don't have the patience to re-watch non-comedies, but I got pretty bored with this the last time I tried to watch it. Still a great story, and a classic film that everyone should watch.
2.) Major League. Just an all-time comedy. One of the most rewatchable films I've ever seen.
1.) The Sandlot. I won't fight anyone who likes Major League more, but this one just always stuck with me because I was around the same age as the kids when it came out. Nostalgia may cause me to slightly overrate it, but I fucking love this movie.


Whenever I come across League of their Own or Major League I stop and watch the rest. Shit, I even do it with Major League 2. Rookie of the Year is bad, but so so good. I think I agree with every noun, verb, and adjective in this take. Except Field of Dreams, fuck Field of Dreams, Field of Dreams sucks. Take that out and toss in, I dunno....Little Big League? "Tettleton is hitting just .200 after off days in dome stadiums above the Mason-Dixon line."

And Joe.....the horse is named Friday.


He's right, you know.gif


Field of Dreams does not speak to me. I've tried to watch it four times and every time I got bored in 30 minutes or less.

The first 30 or so min are blah. The last 30 min are just about perfect. last 5 min.... dusty everywhere


Further proof that LDOTL is no less than 50 years old and is actually starting his SECOND family.

Just because your father didn't love you IS NO REASON TO TAKE IT OUT ON ARE NATIONAL PASTTIME NOR A NATION OF FATHERS AND SONS PLAYING CATCH

Maybe if at the end Costner offered to do a line with his old man....

I'm sorry, those were over the line, I hope you found them amusing. If you did not, I apologize sincerely and hope we can move past this.


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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby mj3528 » 26 Oct 2017, 13:33

JT99 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
the cheese wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
the cheese wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
ctz31 wrote:the wolf: top 5 baseball movies pls. in the top 5 movie thread


Mailing this in a bit because I'm on a call and can't take the time to include pics or clips or anything, but here we go. And before you all complain about my list... Bull Durham is overrated af. I don't even think I'd give it an HM.

5.) Rookie of the Year. This is probably not a good movie, but I love every single thing about it.
4.) A League of Their Own. 79's people told me I have to give girls some rights in my list. Just kidding, this is a great flick. Somehow Rosie and Madonna didn't ruin it, even though I hate both of them. One of Tommy H's finest roles, IMO.
3.) Field of Dreams. I don't really think it holds up all that well, tbh. Maybe I just don't have the patience to re-watch non-comedies, but I got pretty bored with this the last time I tried to watch it. Still a great story, and a classic film that everyone should watch.
2.) Major League. Just an all-time comedy. One of the most rewatchable films I've ever seen.
1.) The Sandlot. I won't fight anyone who likes Major League more, but this one just always stuck with me because I was around the same age as the kids when it came out. Nostalgia may cause me to slightly overrate it, but I fucking love this movie.


Whenever I come across League of their Own or Major League I stop and watch the rest. Shit, I even do it with Major League 2. Rookie of the Year is bad, but so so good. I think I agree with every noun, verb, and adjective in this take. Except Field of Dreams, fuck Field of Dreams, Field of Dreams sucks. Take that out and toss in, I dunno....Little Big League? "Tettleton is hitting just .200 after off days in dome stadiums above the Mason-Dixon line."

And Joe.....the horse is named Friday.


He's right, you know.gif


Field of Dreams does not speak to me. I've tried to watch it four times and every time I got bored in 30 minutes or less.

The first 30 or so min are blah. The last 30 min are just about perfect. last 5 min.... dusty everywhere


Further proof that LDOTL is no less than 50 years old and is actually starting his SECOND family.

Just because your father didn't love you IS NO REASON TO TAKE IT OUT ON ARE NATIONAL PASTTIME NOR A NATION OF FATHERS AND SONS PLAYING CATCH

Maybe if at the end Costner offered to do a line with his old man....

I'm sorry, those were over the line, I hope you found them amusing. If you did not, I apologize sincerely and hope we can move past this.


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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 26 Oct 2017, 13:45

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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby Gregs Kite » 26 Oct 2017, 13:47

"A Sein or pizza issue"

We've grown so much.
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby the cheese » 26 Oct 2017, 13:49

Oof, 46% battery with location services turned on? I'm stressin'.
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby Rodney Farva » 26 Oct 2017, 19:16

the natural was great, flaws and all. far better than those kid movies you all overrate because they're from your yute.
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby TheWolf » 26 Oct 2017, 19:51

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Gil won't come back bc of Gary.

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I always just assumed he stopped coming around here because we have no thread integrity anymore.
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby mister bacon » 26 Oct 2017, 20:00

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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby ctz31 » 01 Nov 2017, 12:43

Top 5 movies that fag that got diddled by kevin spacey was in:

5. A beautiful mind. I think i may have seen this at some point.

4. Dazed and Confused. I can't remember who he played in this. I think one of the young tuffs.

3. Adventures in Babysitting. He played the friend to the main teenager kid.

2. School Ties. He played that worm mcgoo that liked to terrorize the hnj bastard.

1. Road Trip. He played the swarmy kid sucking off the dean for favors.

Man he played a little poof in everything. Where there is smoke.....
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby Dthefritz » 02 Nov 2017, 20:04

ctz31 wrote:Top 5 movies that fag that got diddled by kevin spacey was in:

5. A beautiful mind. I think i may have seen this at some point.

I would enjoy if you previewed this movie. IDK if it's available on any streaming service, and I don't think you'd like it, but..yeah.

Also, full circle, John Nash was a poof IRL and they left it out of the movie completely! I'm sure Jike has a whale of a post about all the other historical inaccuracies in this/
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby JichaelDick » 03 Nov 2017, 11:41

Jike never saw and never has seen A Beautiful Mind.
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 03 Nov 2017, 11:45

JichaelDick wrote:Jike never saw and never has seen A Beautiful Mind.

I bet Brittany2005 had a beautiful mind, you were just too shallow to notice
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby Gregs Kite » 03 Nov 2017, 11:47

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:Jike never saw and never has seen A Beautiful Mind.

I bet Brittany2005 had a beautiful mind, you were just too shallow to notice


Was that a short dick joke?
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby ctz31 » 12 Dec 2017, 11:48

Top 5 "brad" wesley snipes films/roles:

He was in a film called "King of New york" who knew? #topical

HM: Undisputed. Plays a boxer that has to beat up ving rames in prison. i enjoy prison films. Wildcats. Underrated movie from the shitty 80's movie genre. Goldie hawn beats him in running. Money train. Tough to leave off the list. Quality film and peak j-lo. Wes steals her from woody har with his BBC. Fucking typical.

5. Passenger 57. I haven't seen this in a minute. May need to peep it again and see if it holds up. Always bet on black is my preferred roulette strategy. When we went to Cinci like 15 years ago, during the chad johnson era, to see my bills roll the bengals we went to a kentucky casino. As we were leaving we all threw in $20 and put it on black on the roulette three straight rolls. Turned it into like $800, bounced, and went to a kentucky scrip club and made it rain on those one eyed, cleft pallet donkey looking strippers. GREAT TIME.

4. Demolition Man. I tried to watch this recent and didn't get through it but it holds fond memories from my childhood. I enjoy wesley as a bad ass mother in this. It also has my boo sly and peak sandra. Murder Death Kill

3. Major League. This may be the best movie on the list but it's 3 because wes has a smaller part than the top 2. One of the best comedies of all time. Love bob euchre.

2. New Jack City. I love this film as well and wes is bad ass again. Reminds me of the 2nd GOAT, the Wire

1. White Men Can't Jump. His quintessential role. I played in the Gus Macker for the first time last summer and it reminded me so much of that tourney they played in when billy hoyle was spitting hot fire at all the n*ggers. Great film and wes is fantastic. Another hall of sander on the comedy list. That mouthy bitch rosey could get it too.
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