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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby the cheese » 26 Apr 2017, 13:42

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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby Jew Jitsu » 26 Apr 2017, 19:58

She looks pretty hot in that pic where she's sucking that Star Wars saber.
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby TheWolf » 18 May 2017, 13:40

CourtesyFlush - Thu May 18, 2017 2:11 pm: ok thewolf--top 5 Kristen bell roles if you're up for that


I feel like I've seen this broad in a million things, but after briefly perusing her IMDB I struggled to come up with 5. OK, here goes...

HM: Pootie Tang. I don't remember her being in this so I can't judge her role, but I just wanted to mention Pootie Tang.

5.) Gossip Girl. She was the narrator and title character, I guess. What a dumb show. But apparently I haven't seen many of her movies and I need 5. Since she was never on screen, here's the 2 hot girls from that show doing sexual things to a Twizzler (maybe that's a Red Vine; it doesn't matter, you're supposed to imagine it's your penis).

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4.) Frozen. I did not enjoy this movie because I'm not a child, and I won't bother with a picture because she just does voices in it. But credit where it's due; 8 trillion kids can't be wrong. Apparently she nailed this performance.

3.) Bad Moms. I liked this movie more than I expected to, but she was mostly dreadful and didn't even look that hot. I actually thought Kathryn Hahn looked better. Seriously, there's not a single hot pic of her from this movie. w.e.

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2.) When in Rome. This was a dumb rom-com that managed to be sorta not terrible in spite of itself. It's also 1 of only 3 movies that she's a "star" of and I've seen in its entirety, so here you go.

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mj3528 - Thu May 18, 2017 2:15 pm: we all know #1, but it will be interesting to see the rest


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Yes, yes we do.

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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 18 May 2017, 14:21

Needed Deadwood, she gets the shit beat out of her for being a dumb, thieving cut. I think the bored can empathize
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby TheWolf » 18 May 2017, 14:22

Never seen Deadwood. I was only ranking based on what I've seen her do.
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby Briandong79 » 18 May 2017, 14:23

Perusing her IMDB:

Veronica Mars was really good. Easy #2 for me.

Couples Retreat was awful. Like possibly in my top 5 worst movies ever awful.

Zootopia was better than Frozen if we are including voice work.

Safety Not Guaranteed but like you with Pootie Tang, no memory of her at all.
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby mj3528 » 18 May 2017, 14:24

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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby TheWolf » 18 May 2017, 14:25

Zootopia is a way better movie than Frozen. But I don't even know what character she was (IMDB says one of the DMV sloths, apparently). So if I'm ranking her roles, I'm comfortably leaving Zootopia out.
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby SouthernYokel » 18 May 2017, 14:28

TheWolf wrote:Zootopia is a way better movie than Frozen. But I don't even know what character she was (IMDB says one of the DMV sloths, apparently). So if I'm ranking her roles, I'm comfortably leaving Zootopia out.


She's the rabbit i think. the main character. I like Frozen better than Zootopia.


ETA - nope. the broad from that ABC fantasy show is the rabbit. Kristen Bell is a sloth. in a cameo.
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby TheWolf » 18 May 2017, 14:30

SouthernYokel wrote:
TheWolf wrote:Zootopia is a way better movie than Frozen. But I don't even know what character she was (IMDB says one of the DMV sloths, apparently). So if I'm ranking her roles, I'm comfortably leaving Zootopia out.


She's the rabbit i think. the main character. I like Frozen better than Zootopia.


ETA - nope. the broad from that ABC fantasy show is the rabbit. Kristen Bell is a sloth. in a cameo.


So she's a sloth then?
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby SouthernYokel » 18 May 2017, 14:30

TheWolf wrote:
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TheWolf wrote:Zootopia is a way better movie than Frozen. But I don't even know what character she was (IMDB says one of the DMV sloths, apparently). So if I'm ranking her roles, I'm comfortably leaving Zootopia out.


She's the rabbit i think. the main character. I like Frozen better than Zootopia.


ETA - nope. the broad from that ABC fantasy show is the rabbit. Kristen Bell is a sloth. in a cameo.


So she's a sloth then?


if i'm being honest, i didn't read past "zootopia is better than frozen" before i started typing
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby Briandong79 » 18 May 2017, 14:31

TheWolf wrote:
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TheWolf wrote:Zootopia is a way better movie than Frozen. But I don't even know what character she was (IMDB says one of the DMV sloths, apparently). So if I'm ranking her roles, I'm comfortably leaving Zootopia out.


She's the rabbit i think. the main character. I like Frozen better than Zootopia.


ETA - nope. the broad from that ABC fantasy show is the rabbit. Kristen Bell is a sloth. in a cameo.


So she's a sloth then?


Wait, are we sure?
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby CourtesyFlush » 18 May 2017, 14:32

Briandong79 wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
TheWolf wrote:Zootopia is a way better movie than Frozen. But I don't even know what character she was (IMDB says one of the DMV sloths, apparently). So if I'm ranking her roles, I'm comfortably leaving Zootopia out.


She's the rabbit i think. the main character. I like Frozen better than Zootopia.


ETA - nope. the broad from that ABC fantasy show is the rabbit. Kristen Bell is a sloth. in a cameo.


So she's a sloth then?


Wait, are we sure?

No way to know really
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 18 May 2017, 14:40

she played a hardass business lady in pant suits, with a fragile psyche in Party Down.

She also looks like a cat.
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Re: Top 5 Lists, Movie Edition

Postby JT99 » 18 May 2017, 18:59

Missing:

The Lifeguard.



Story sucks but she's in a bikini most of the movie and diddles a 17-year old many times.

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