God damn remakes

Re: God damn remakes

Postby TheWolf » 02 Nov 2017, 09:41

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Why?


No, really, why??


I believe the real reason is "The live action Jungle Book and Beauty and the Beast movies were not remotely necessary, but they made us a gajillion dollars, so let's go make another gajillion."
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 02 Nov 2017, 09:43

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Why?


Because Hollywood won't let black people be in anything else.

I don't get why they don't bring back more of the original cast. Jeremy Irons for Scar! Why is Seth Rogen Pumbaa? Like they couldn't get Nathan Lane to be Timon again rather than annoying fuck Eichner. Hell, why ain't Whoopi back???? Or Cheech????


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at least they still have JEJ
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby mj3528 » 02 Nov 2017, 09:44

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:Image

Why?


Because Hollywood won't let black people be in anything else.

I don't get why they don't bring back more of the original cast. Jeremy Irons for Scar! Why is Seth Rogen Pumbaa? Like they couldn't get Nathan Lane to be Timon again rather than annoying fuck Eichner. Hell, why ain't Whoopi back???? Or Cheech????


smh

at least they still have JEJ


I have never seen lion king
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby TheWolf » 02 Nov 2017, 09:45

mj3528 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:Image

Why?


Because Hollywood won't let black people be in anything else.

I don't get why they don't bring back more of the original cast. Jeremy Irons for Scar! Why is Seth Rogen Pumbaa? Like they couldn't get Nathan Lane to be Timon again rather than annoying fuck Eichner. Hell, why ain't Whoopi back???? Or Cheech????


smh

at least they still have JEJ


I have never seen lion king


It's still early, but this will likely go down as the least surprising post of the day.
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby ctz31 » 02 Nov 2017, 10:08

mj3528 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:Image

Why?


Because Hollywood won't let black people be in anything else.

I don't get why they don't bring back more of the original cast. Jeremy Irons for Scar! Why is Seth Rogen Pumbaa? Like they couldn't get Nathan Lane to be Timon again rather than annoying fuck Eichner. Hell, why ain't Whoopi back???? Or Cheech????


smh

at least they still have JEJ


I have never seen lion king


Same. the whole being an adult thing.
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby TheWolf » 02 Nov 2017, 10:21

ctz31 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:Image

Why?


Because Hollywood won't let black people be in anything else.

I don't get why they don't bring back more of the original cast. Jeremy Irons for Scar! Why is Seth Rogen Pumbaa? Like they couldn't get Nathan Lane to be Timon again rather than annoying fuck Eichner. Hell, why ain't Whoopi back???? Or Cheech????


smh

at least they still have JEJ


I have never seen lion king


Same. the whole being an adult thing.


a.) The movie came out 23 years ago.
b.) You have children. Do you know watch films with them on occasion?
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 02 Nov 2017, 10:23

TheWolf wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:Image

Why?


Because Hollywood won't let black people be in anything else.

I don't get why they don't bring back more of the original cast. Jeremy Irons for Scar! Why is Seth Rogen Pumbaa? Like they couldn't get Nathan Lane to be Timon again rather than annoying fuck Eichner. Hell, why ain't Whoopi back???? Or Cheech????


smh

at least they still have JEJ


I have never seen lion king


Same. the whole being an adult thing.


a.) The movie came out 23 years ago.
b.) You have children. Do you know watch films with them on occasion?

It came out when I was 10.

I saw it in theaters.

It's a great movie. Do you hate Africa? Blax? Elton John and his music, ergo, teh gheys?

It's based off of Hamlet, so it's refined, unlike you heathens!

Again, how did you guys lose your souls?
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby TheWolf » 02 Nov 2017, 10:25

If I can be a buck, your Hamlet point is a knock against an otherwise great movie. Fuck Shakespeare, fuck him right in the ear.
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby ctz31 » 02 Nov 2017, 10:26

TheWolf wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:Image

Why?


Because Hollywood won't let black people be in anything else.

I don't get why they don't bring back more of the original cast. Jeremy Irons for Scar! Why is Seth Rogen Pumbaa? Like they couldn't get Nathan Lane to be Timon again rather than annoying fuck Eichner. Hell, why ain't Whoopi back???? Or Cheech????


smh

at least they still have JEJ


I have never seen lion king


Same. the whole being an adult thing.


a.) The movie came out 23 years ago.
b.) You have children. Do you know watch films with them on occasion?


Why would my children watch movies from the 80's? They weren't even in high def.
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby TheWolf » 02 Nov 2017, 10:28

ctz31 wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:Image

Why?


Because Hollywood won't let black people be in anything else.

I don't get why they don't bring back more of the original cast. Jeremy Irons for Scar! Why is Seth Rogen Pumbaa? Like they couldn't get Nathan Lane to be Timon again rather than annoying fuck Eichner. Hell, why ain't Whoopi back???? Or Cheech????


smh

at least they still have JEJ


I have never seen lion king


Same. the whole being an adult thing.


a.) The movie came out 23 years ago.
b.) You have children. Do you know watch films with them on occasion?


Why would my children watch movies from the 80's? They weren't even in high def.


I enjoyed the high def remark, TY for making me laugh. Also, 2017 - 23 = 1994.

In any case, the answer we were looking for was, "They prolly watched it with white some time. How the hell would I know? Anyway, gotta run, my steak is ready." Did I do that right?
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 02 Nov 2017, 10:31

ctz31 wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:Image

Why?


Because Hollywood won't let black people be in anything else.

I don't get why they don't bring back more of the original cast. Jeremy Irons for Scar! Why is Seth Rogen Pumbaa? Like they couldn't get Nathan Lane to be Timon again rather than annoying fuck Eichner. Hell, why ain't Whoopi back???? Or Cheech????


smh

at least they still have JEJ


I have never seen lion king


Same. the whole being an adult thing.


a.) The movie came out 23 years ago.
b.) You have children. Do you know watch films with them on occasion?


Why would my children watch movies from the 80's? They weren't even in high def.

here you go

Image

also, 23 years ago was 1994 iiiiiiiiiiiidiot :mrgreen:
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby TVF wannabe » 02 Nov 2017, 10:32

TheWolf wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:Image

Why?


Because Hollywood won't let black people be in anything else.

I don't get why they don't bring back more of the original cast. Jeremy Irons for Scar! Why is Seth Rogen Pumbaa? Like they couldn't get Nathan Lane to be Timon again rather than annoying fuck Eichner. Hell, why ain't Whoopi back???? Or Cheech????


smh

at least they still have JEJ


I have never seen lion king


Same. the whole being an adult thing.


a.) The movie came out 23 years ago.
b.) You have children. Do you know watch films with them on occasion?


Why would my children watch movies from the 80's? They weren't even in high def.


I enjoyed the high def remark, TY for making me laugh. Also, 2017 - 23 = 1994.

In any case, the answer we were looking for was, "They prolly watched it with white some time. How the hell would I know? Anyway, gotta run, my steak is ready." Did I do that right?


I never watched the Lion king because I was never into cartoons. I dont think I have watched it but I've heard it 800 times because my kids liked it and watched it in the car.
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby ctz31 » 02 Nov 2017, 10:37

TheWolf wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:Image

Why?


Because Hollywood won't let black people be in anything else.

I don't get why they don't bring back more of the original cast. Jeremy Irons for Scar! Why is Seth Rogen Pumbaa? Like they couldn't get Nathan Lane to be Timon again rather than annoying fuck Eichner. Hell, why ain't Whoopi back???? Or Cheech????


smh

at least they still have JEJ


I have never seen lion king


Same. the whole being an adult thing.


a.) The movie came out 23 years ago.
b.) You have children. Do you know watch films with them on occasion?


Why would my children watch movies from the 80's? They weren't even in high def.


I enjoyed the high def remark, TY for making me laugh. Also, 2017 - 23 = 1994.

In any case, the answer we were looking for was, "They prolly watched it with white some time. How the hell would I know? Anyway, gotta run, my steak is ready." Did I do that right?


I was actually going to comment on your restraint not making a childish craig like comment from your initial post. Way to redeem yourself! lol
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby JichaelDick » 02 Nov 2017, 14:45

Moira Kelly is still MY Nala, damn it.
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby Goose » 02 Nov 2017, 14:55

I have not seen The Lion King. I don't have any interest in watching kids' movies.

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