God damn remakes

Re: God damn remakes

Postby CourtesyFlush » 25 Jan 2017, 13:27

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:The news of the remake of White Men Cant Jump got us thinking. What classic film would you like to see re-made, and who would star in it?

I'll go first.

Office Space.
- Peter is played by Michael B Jordan
- Aziz Ansari plays the middle eastern w*gger
- Dave Franco is Michael Bolton
- Christian Bale could be the boss.
- Anna Kendrick plays the Jen Aniston role

Thoughts?

Of course you'd make the lead a black guy now. Do you think that really happens in Trump's America?

I'd also go with the McLovin dude from SuperBad as the "Oh Face" guy.
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 25 Jan 2017, 14:11

Aidy Bryant as the stapler guy.
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby CourtesyFlush » 25 Jan 2017, 14:12

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Aidy Bryant as the stapler guy.

Melissa McCarthy would also work, but didn't she lose a ton of weight?

On second thought, let's just put all girls in our remake a la the Ghostbusters movie. Yeah, that'll work. :^o
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby TheWolf » 25 Jan 2017, 14:25

CourtesyFlush wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Aidy Bryant as the stapler guy.

Melissa McCarthy would also work, but didn't she lose a ton of weight?

On second thought, let's just put all girls in our remake a la the Ghostbusters movie. Yeah, that'll work. :^o


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Re: God damn remakes

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 25 Jan 2017, 14:26

TheWolf wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Aidy Bryant as the stapler guy.

Melissa McCarthy would also work, but didn't she lose a ton of weight?

On second thought, let's just put all girls in our remake a la the Ghostbusters movie. Yeah, that'll work. :^o


Make sure their algorithm only takes those fractions of pennies on 70% of all transactions.


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Re: God damn remakes

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 25 Jan 2017, 14:38

Do you know who the highest grossing actor of 2016 was? Meaning box office.

Scarlatt Johannsen. Thats right. A WOMEN. Think she earned the most in compensation? HELL NO.
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby BigJohnStudd » 26 Jan 2017, 02:46

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Do you know who the highest grossing actor of 2016 was? Meaning box office.

Scarlatt Johannsen. Thats right. A WOMEN. Think she earned the most in compensation? HELL NO.


Because people go to those Marvel movies to see Scarlett Johannsen.
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby SouthernYokel » 26 Jan 2017, 09:01

BigJohnStudd wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Do you know who the highest grossing actor of 2016 was? Meaning box office.

Scarlatt Johannsen. Thats right. A WOMEN. Think she earned the most in compensation? HELL NO.


Because people go to those Marvel movies to see Scarlett Johannsen.


tbh at this point that's probably accurate for me as far as the reason i'm watching, but i'm not going to the theater to see Avengers movies.
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby Rodney Farva » 26 Jan 2017, 09:10

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:The news of the remake of White Men Cant Jump got us thinking. What classic film would you like to see re-made, and who would star in it?

I'll go first.

Office Space.
- Peter is played by Michael B JordanRyan Gosling
- Aziz Ansari plays the middle eastern w*gger YES HE DOES
- Dave FrancoJoseph Gordon-Levitt is Michael Bolton
- Christian Bale Billy Bob Thornton could be the boss.
- Anna KendrickMila Kunis plays the Jen Aniston role

Thoughts?


Jim Gaffigan as Milton
David Harbour as Lawrence
Bryan Cranston and Patton Oswalt as the Bobs
Lewis Black as Tom Smykowski
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 26 Jan 2017, 09:28

Peter Gibbons - BSMB
Joanna - magnum
Milton - jike
Lumbergh - Farva
Michael Bolton - sux
Samir - dthe
Lawrence - kite
the Bobs - dong and FTT
Tom Smykowski - prez
Drew (O Face) - the cheese
Brian and his 37 pieces of flair - flush
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby CourtesyFlush » 26 Jan 2017, 09:32

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Peter Gibbons - BSMB
Joanna - magnum
Milton - jike
Lumbergh - Farva
Michael Bolton - sux
Samir - dthe
Lawrence - kite
the Bobs - dong and FTT
Tom Smykowski - prez
Drew (O Face) - the cheese
Brian and his 37 pieces of flair - flush

That....that's not bad at all =D+=
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby Gregs Kite » 26 Jan 2017, 09:39

CourtesyFlush wrote:
Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Peter Gibbons - BSMB
Joanna - magnum
Milton - jike
Lumbergh - Farva
Michael Bolton - sux
Samir - dthe
Lawrence - kite
the Bobs - dong and FTT
Tom Smykowski - prez
Drew (O Face) - the cheese
Brian and his 37 pieces of flair - flush

That....that's not bad at all =D+=


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Re: God damn remakes

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 26 Jan 2017, 09:41

Done.
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby SouthernYokel » 26 Jan 2017, 10:39

Se7en:
Detective Brad: Ctz (i am against a producer casting himself in a movie, so)
Detective Black: Bacon (so difficult to cast a minority character in sotsgollywood)
Killer Spacey: BJS (fuckin...slam dunk, right?)
Gwyneth: wolfette
Gwyneth's head: Jaime90
Upset man with knife for a dick: seems like a job for ##s
Prideful woman who dies rather than be ugly: You know what i take it back about the producer casting himself thing, i was born for this role. Yokel
Gluttony fatty: some of these roles are too easy to cast
Captain R Lee Ermey: IMS
Slothful not-quite-dead-yet man: Frank The
Rich Greedy Lawyer: shit, i already cast most of the lawyers. Sorry Dong, we gotta cut off your love handles
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Re: God damn remakes

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 26 Jan 2017, 11:20

SouthernYokel wrote:Se7en:
Detective Brad: Ctz (i am against a producer casting himself in a movie, so)
Detective Black: Bacon (so difficult to cast a minority character in sotsgollywood)
Killer Spacey: BJS (fuckin...slam dunk, right?)
Gwyneth: wolfette
Gwyneth's head: Jaime90
Upset man with knife for a dick: seems like a job for ##s
Prideful woman who dies rather than be ugly: You know what i take it back about the producer casting himself thing, i was born for this role. Yokel
Gluttony fatty: some of these roles are too easy to cast
Captain R Lee Ermey: IMS
Slothful not-quite-dead-yet man: Frank The
Rich Greedy Lawyer: shit, i already cast most of the lawyers. Sorry Dong, we gotta cut off your love handles


Fantastic.



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