Best Comic Book and Superhero Movies?

Re: Best Comic Book and Superhero Movies?

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Re: Best Comic Book and Superhero Movies?

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 25 Mar 2016, 08:53

Batman/Superman.

Well..the first hour's pretty goddamn tedious, the ending is laughably cheap (except for the people that were crying in the theatre, I guess), they still can't write Superman for shit, it reallllllllly suffered from showing too much in the trailers, and Amy's put on a couple LBs.

Having said that....Wonder Woman can get it. Eisenberg did a good job playing crazy paranoid. Affleck is the best Bats since Keaton - maybe ever. Jeremy.....Irons. And 1:30 or so through 2:15 or so is just the fucking fireworks factory. If you can't enjoy that fight, you're dead inside.
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Re: Best Comic Book and Superhero Movies?

Postby Rodney Farva » 27 Mar 2016, 13:16

huh, every review i've seen says this is absolute dogshit.

i saw somewhere a list of the movie pipeline for either marvel or dc comics (is there a difference? WGAF) stretching out to 2019 and a little piece of my soul died. yeah, i'm that asshole who came in here to shit all over comic book movies. so sue me. this non-stop building of franchises so these two companies can squirt out piece of shit after piece of shit for people to jerk to and ooh and ahh over the easter eggs and little snippets during the credits and OHMYFUCKINGGODYOU'LLNEVERGUESSWHICHVILLIANISGOINGTOBEINTHENEXTAVENGERSMOVIEHOLYFUCKINGSHITIJUSTCAMEANDSHITMYPANTSANDHADASTROKEALLATONCEDERRRRRRPPPPPP. this shit just needs to go away.

fuck me? no, fuck you.
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Re: Best Comic Book and Superhero Movies?

Postby Gregs Kite » 27 Mar 2016, 17:54

Sounds like someone regrets not buying a hundo dollar hawaii shirt.
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Re: Best Comic Book and Superhero Movies?

Postby Frank the Tank » 27 Mar 2016, 17:55

Gregs Kite wrote:Sounds like someone regrets not buying a hundo dollar hawaii shirt.


Don't forget that in his time zone he is highly susceptible to having a case of the Mondays.
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Re: Best Comic Book and Superhero Movies?

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 27 Mar 2016, 18:41

Rodney Farva wrote:huh, every review i've seen says this is absolute dogshit.

i saw somewhere a list of the movie pipeline for either marvel or dc comics (is there a difference? WGAF) stretching out to 2019 and a little piece of my soul died. yeah, i'm that asshole who came in here to shit all over comic book movies. so sue me. this non-stop building of franchises so these two companies can squirt out piece of shit after piece of shit for people to jerk to and ooh and ahh over the easter eggs and little snippets during the credits and OHMYFUCKINGGODYOU'LLNEVERGUESSWHICHVILLIANISGOINGTOBEINTHENEXTAVENGERSMOVIEHOLYFUCKINGSHITIJUSTCAMEANDSHITMYPANTSANDHADASTROKEALLATONCEDERRRRRRPPPPPP. this shit just needs to go away.

fuck me? no, fuck you.


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Re: Best Comic Book and Superhero Movies?

Postby chrisco » 27 Mar 2016, 19:10

Frank the Tank wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Sounds like someone regrets not buying a hundo dollar hawaii shirt.


Don't forget that in his time zone he is highly susceptible to having a case of the Mondays.

His lost. Great shirts.

Then again, mine have always been gifts from vendors so now I'm just straight douching here.
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Re: Best Comic Book and Superhero Movies?

Postby Briandong79 » 28 Mar 2016, 13:30

io9 ranks the best super hero movies.

http://io9.gizmodo.com/superhero-movies ... 1717934837

There are 110 GD super hero movies.
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Re: Best Comic Book and Superhero Movies?

Postby Frank the Tank » 28 Mar 2016, 15:50

Once I saw Ironman 3 was ahead of Superman II I stopped reading.
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Re: Best Comic Book and Superhero Movies?

Postby Briandong79 » 11 Apr 2016, 13:12

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Re: Best Comic Book and Superhero Movies?

Postby Briandong79 » 09 Jun 2016, 08:35

Michael B Jordan is going to be in Black Panther. He's following Simmons' advice and appearing in a superhero movie!
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Re: Best Comic Book and Superhero Movies?

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 09 Jun 2016, 14:36

MisterTambourineMan wrote:Batman/Superman.

Well..the first hour's pretty goddamn tedious, the ending is laughably cheap (except for the people that were crying in the theatre, I guess), they still can't write Superman for shit, it reallllllllly suffered from showing too much in the trailers, and Amy's put on a couple LBs.

Having said that....Wonder Woman can get it. Eisenberg did a good job playing crazy paranoid. Affleck is the best Bats since Keaton - maybe ever. Jeremy.....Irons. And 1:30 or so through 2:15 or so is just the fucking fireworks factory. If you can't enjoy that fight, you're dead inside.


I am watching this right now.

It is terrible. And it has no redeeming features.
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Re: Best Comic Book and Superhero Movies?

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 02 Aug 2016, 13:21

Mario Speedwagon wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:Batman/Superman.

Well..the first hour's pretty goddamn tedious, the ending is laughably cheap (except for the people that were crying in the theatre, I guess), they still can't write Superman for shit, it reallllllllly suffered from showing too much in the trailers, and Amy's put on a couple LBs.

Having said that....Wonder Woman can get it. Eisenberg did a good job playing crazy paranoid. Affleck is the best Bats since Keaton - maybe ever. Jeremy.....Irons. And 1:30 or so through 2:15 or so is just the fucking fireworks factory. If you can't enjoy that fight, you're dead inside.


I am watching this right now.

It is terrible. And it has no redeeming features.


Well, no. Batfleck was tits, I won't accept any argument otherwise. The rest, eh, to each their own.



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Re: Best Comic Book and Superhero Movies?

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 02 Aug 2016, 13:23

Warner Bros just needs to punt on the superhero movies.
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Re: Best Comic Book and Superhero Movies?

Postby Frank the Tank » 02 Aug 2016, 13:39

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Warner Bros just needs to punt on the superhero movies.


Marvel >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DC right now.
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