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Postby ctz31 » 18 Jan 2018, 09:24

I had to get the stink of a robin williams jorn off me, so i decided to watch a light, fluffy, whimsical comedy on home box office go. Who better to go to for that than of According to Jim fame, James Belushi. The film in question: Mr. Destiny

It stars Jim as a 35 year old gent, celebrating his birthday, and reflecting on his miserable life. He relates all his misery back to not hitting the big pitch when he was in high school, and losing the big game. Michael Caine shows up as some sorceror and allows him to live a new density as the guy that hit the big pitch and won the big game. Hilarity ensues, until spoiler alert: he realizes he may actually miss his old life. This film had some big actor/esses in it once again. Jon Lovitz played a prominent role, as did, courtney cock, and once AGAIN renee russo. I liked how in this film, in his alternate 1985, where he is rich and famous, and biff is married to his mom, his hot sexy love interest is.....renee russo? Really? They couldn't get say susanna hoff to play that role? Anyway, good film. Would rec.
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Re: Movies You've Seen Recently

Postby TheWolf » 18 Jan 2018, 09:30

I've never seen this film. Sounds awful, in an enjoyable way. I'm just happy to see someone else jump on the "Rene Russo? Really?" train with me.
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Re: Movies You've Seen Recently

Postby SouthernYokel » 18 Jan 2018, 10:41

I bet she sucked the skin off Harvey's dick
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Postby the cheese » 18 Jan 2018, 11:02

SouthernYokel wrote:I bet she sucked the skin off Harvey's dick


I always thought Rene was a lesbian?
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Postby SouthernYokel » 18 Jan 2018, 11:04

the cheese wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:I bet she sucked the skin off Harvey's dick


I always thought Rene was a lesbian?


You talk like sucking Harvey's dick is a pleasurable experience for a straight woman
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SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:I bet she sucked the skin off Harvey's dick


I always thought Rene was a lesbian?


You talk like sucking Harvey's dick is a pleasurable experience for a straight woman


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Postby JT99 » 18 Jan 2018, 11:43

ctz31 wrote:I had to get the stink of a robin williams jorn off me, so i decided to watch a light, fluffy, whimsical comedy on home box office go. Who better to go to for that than of According to Jim fame, James Belushi. The film in question: Mr. Destiny

It stars Jim as a 35 year old gent, celebrating his birthday, and reflecting on his miserable life. He relates all his misery back to not hitting the big pitch when he was in high school, and losing the big game. Michael Caine shows up as some sorceror and allows him to live a new density as the guy that hit the big pitch and won the big game. Hilarity ensues, until spoiler alert: he realizes he may actually miss his old life. This film had some big actor/esses in it once again. Jon Lovitz played a prominent role, as did, courtney cock, and once AGAIN renee russo. I liked how in this film, in his alternate 1985, where he is rich and famous, and biff is married to his mom, his hot sexy love interest is.....renee russo? Really? They couldn't get say susanna hoff to play that role? Anyway, good film. Would rec.


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Postby Rodney Farva » 18 Jan 2018, 11:51

new density. noice.
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Re: Movies You've Seen Recently

Postby ctz31 » 19 Jan 2018, 09:57

i purviewed another film last evening. I seem to be on a roll. It was rec'd by the cheese. a tom clancy joint. The sum of all fears. it was about nuclear war. It starred morgan freeman and that sexy beast from the east, ben affleck. In this film a bomb is discovered and turned over to some filthy foriegners, who i never really deciphered where they are from. They use this atom bomb to bomb a stadium in baltimore, and try and blame it on russia, to get those two nations to destroy each other. This was entertaining enough, but some pretty goofy shit happens throughout. I was shocked when the bomb actually went off though. I figured the movie would be affleck and freeman figuring it out and stopping the bombing, so when they actually murked a stadium full of people it was like whoa, something actually happened in this film that wasn't just a basic feel good movie. Of course the president got out alive. :roll: He was played by a familiar looking actor. The warden from the green mile. I was also intrigued by affleck's girlfriend. She was normal person attainable sexy. A hollywood 10 /ball

Oh yuck, it was that faggot tom's ex, moynihan. I withdraw my compliments counselor. there were some other famous people in this. Bookman, sheriff farley, and the black coach from Rudy. I'd rec this for sure, but just don't go in with realistic expectations. A nuclear bomb and barely anyone important in the city died. Ok jan.
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Re: Movies You've Seen Recently

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 19 Jan 2018, 10:28

ctz31 wrote:i purviewed another film last evening. I seem to be on a roll. It was rec'd by the cheese. a tom clancy joint. The sum of all fears. it was about nuclear war. It starred morgan freeman and that sexy beast from the east, ben affleck. In this film a bomb is discovered and turned over to some filthy foriegners, who i never really deciphered where they are from. They use this atom bomb to bomb a stadium in baltimore, and try and blame it on russia, to get those two nations to destroy each other. This was entertaining enough, but some pretty goofy shit happens throughout. I was shocked when the bomb actually went off though. I figured the movie would be affleck and freeman figuring it out and stopping the bombing, so when they actually murked a stadium full of people it was like whoa, something actually happened in this film that wasn't just a basic feel good movie. Of course the president got out alive. :roll: He was played by a familiar looking actor. The warden from the green mile. I was also intrigued by affleck's girlfriend. She was normal person attainable sexy. A hollywood 10 /ball

Oh yuck, it was that faggot tom's ex, moynihan. I withdraw my compliments counselor. there were some other famous people in this. Bookman, sheriff farley, and the black coach from Rudy. I'd rec this for sure, but just don't go in with realistic expectations. A nuclear bomb and barely anyone important in the city died. Ok jan.

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Re: Movies You've Seen Recently

Postby Frank the Tank » 19 Jan 2018, 10:48

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
ctz31 wrote:i purviewed another film last evening. I seem to be on a roll. It was rec'd by the cheese. a tom clancy joint. The sum of all fears. it was about nuclear war. It starred morgan freeman and that sexy beast from the east, ben affleck. In this film a bomb is discovered and turned over to some filthy foriegners, who i never really deciphered where they are from. They use this atom bomb to bomb a stadium in baltimore, and try and blame it on russia, to get those two nations to destroy each other. This was entertaining enough, but some pretty goofy shit happens throughout. I was shocked when the bomb actually went off though. I figured the movie would be affleck and freeman figuring it out and stopping the bombing, so when they actually murked a stadium full of people it was like whoa, something actually happened in this film that wasn't just a basic feel good movie. Of course the president got out alive. :roll: He was played by a familiar looking actor. The warden from the green mile. I was also intrigued by affleck's girlfriend. She was normal person attainable sexy. A hollywood 10 /ball

Oh yuck, it was that faggot tom's ex, moynihan. I withdraw my compliments counselor. there were some other famous people in this. Bookman, sheriff farley, and the black coach from Rudy. I'd rec this for sure, but just don't go in with realistic expectations. A nuclear bomb and barely anyone important in the city died. Ok jan.

german neo-nazis do it, they changed it from the A-RABS the book had causing it


And the book nuked Denver, not Baltimore.
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Re: Movies You've Seen Recently

Postby SouthernYokel » 19 Jan 2018, 10:54

Frank the Tank wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
ctz31 wrote:i purviewed another film last evening. I seem to be on a roll. It was rec'd by the cheese. a tom clancy joint. The sum of all fears. it was about nuclear war. It starred morgan freeman and that sexy beast from the east, ben affleck. In this film a bomb is discovered and turned over to some filthy foriegners, who i never really deciphered where they are from. They use this atom bomb to bomb a stadium in baltimore, and try and blame it on russia, to get those two nations to destroy each other. This was entertaining enough, but some pretty goofy shit happens throughout. I was shocked when the bomb actually went off though. I figured the movie would be affleck and freeman figuring it out and stopping the bombing, so when they actually murked a stadium full of people it was like whoa, something actually happened in this film that wasn't just a basic feel good movie. Of course the president got out alive. :roll: He was played by a familiar looking actor. The warden from the green mile. I was also intrigued by affleck's girlfriend. She was normal person attainable sexy. A hollywood 10 /ball

Oh yuck, it was that faggot tom's ex, moynihan. I withdraw my compliments counselor. there were some other famous people in this. Bookman, sheriff farley, and the black coach from Rudy. I'd rec this for sure, but just don't go in with realistic expectations. A nuclear bomb and barely anyone important in the city died. Ok jan.

german neo-nazis do it, they changed it from the A-RABS the book had causing it


And the book nuked Denver, not Baltimore.


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Re: Movies You've Seen Recently

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 19 Jan 2018, 10:55

Frank the Tank wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
ctz31 wrote:i purviewed another film last evening. I seem to be on a roll. It was rec'd by the cheese. a tom clancy joint. The sum of all fears. it was about nuclear war. It starred morgan freeman and that sexy beast from the east, ben affleck. In this film a bomb is discovered and turned over to some filthy foriegners, who i never really deciphered where they are from. They use this atom bomb to bomb a stadium in baltimore, and try and blame it on russia, to get those two nations to destroy each other. This was entertaining enough, but some pretty goofy shit happens throughout. I was shocked when the bomb actually went off though. I figured the movie would be affleck and freeman figuring it out and stopping the bombing, so when they actually murked a stadium full of people it was like whoa, something actually happened in this film that wasn't just a basic feel good movie. Of course the president got out alive. :roll: He was played by a familiar looking actor. The warden from the green mile. I was also intrigued by affleck's girlfriend. She was normal person attainable sexy. A hollywood 10 /ball

Oh yuck, it was that faggot tom's ex, moynihan. I withdraw my compliments counselor. there were some other famous people in this. Bookman, sheriff farley, and the black coach from Rudy. I'd rec this for sure, but just don't go in with realistic expectations. A nuclear bomb and barely anyone important in the city died. Ok jan.

german neo-nazis do it, they changed it from the A-RABS the book had causing it


And the book nuked Denver, not Baltimore.

Was this also the one with the very unwoke set up where he gets "drunk" and makes a scene calling a gay congressman "queer" at a party?
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Re: Movies You've Seen Recently

Postby the cheese » 19 Jan 2018, 11:00

ctz31 wrote:i purviewed another film last evening. I seem to be on a roll. It was rec'd by the cheese. a tom clancy joint. The sum of all fears. it was about nuclear war. It starred morgan freeman and that sexy beast from the east, ben affleck. In this film a bomb is discovered and turned over to some filthy foriegners, who i never really deciphered where they are from. They use this atom bomb to bomb a stadium in baltimore, and try and blame it on russia, to get those two nations to destroy each other. This was entertaining enough, but some pretty goofy shit happens throughout. I was shocked when the bomb actually went off though. I figured the movie would be affleck and freeman figuring it out and stopping the bombing, so when they actually murked a stadium full of people it was like whoa, something actually happened in this film that wasn't just a basic feel good movie. Of course the president got out alive. :roll: He was played by a familiar looking actor. The warden from the green mile. I was also intrigued by affleck's girlfriend. She was normal person attainable sexy. A hollywood 10 /ball

Oh yuck, it was that faggot tom's ex, moynihan. I withdraw my compliments counselor. there were some other famous people in this. Bookman, sheriff farley, and the black coach from Rudy. I'd rec this for sure, but just don't go in with realistic expectations. A nuclear bomb and barely anyone important in the city died. Ok jan.


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Re: Movies You've Seen Recently

Postby Goose » 19 Jan 2018, 11:11

the cheese wrote:
ctz31 wrote:i purviewed another film last evening. I seem to be on a roll. It was rec'd by the cheese. a tom clancy joint. The sum of all fears. it was about nuclear war. It starred morgan freeman and that sexy beast from the east, ben affleck. In this film a bomb is discovered and turned over to some filthy foriegners, who i never really deciphered where they are from. They use this atom bomb to bomb a stadium in baltimore, and try and blame it on russia, to get those two nations to destroy each other. This was entertaining enough, but some pretty goofy shit happens throughout. I was shocked when the bomb actually went off though. I figured the movie would be affleck and freeman figuring it out and stopping the bombing, so when they actually murked a stadium full of people it was like whoa, something actually happened in this film that wasn't just a basic feel good movie. Of course the president got out alive. :roll: He was played by a familiar looking actor. The warden from the green mile. I was also intrigued by affleck's girlfriend. She was normal person attainable sexy. A hollywood 10 /ball

Oh yuck, it was that faggot tom's ex, moynihan. I withdraw my compliments counselor. there were some other famous people in this. Bookman, sheriff farley, and the black coach from Rudy. I'd rec this for sure, but just don't go in with realistic expectations. A nuclear bomb and barely anyone important in the city died. Ok jan.


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