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Re: Movies You've Seen Recently

Postby SouthernYokel » 11 May 2017, 07:40

that's a good ass for traveling SOTSG members. check the hotel tv to see if you can still get porn on it. i haven't looked in years. generally i get upset when the tv automatically goes to the hotel movies screen every time it turns on because then i have to go find the stupid channel listing again
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Re: Movies You've Seen Recently

Postby TheWolf » 11 May 2017, 07:42

Hotel TV is one of my biggest GRRRRRs. How fucking hard is it to get a useful channel guide like we all have in our homes? And stop going back to your goddamn "home" screen every time I turn the TV off. No one gives a fuck; we just want to watch TV.
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Re: Movies You've Seen Recently

Postby SouthernYokel » 11 May 2017, 07:45

TheWolf wrote:Hotel TV is one of my biggest GRRRRRs. How fucking hard is it to get a useful channel guide like we all have in our homes? And stop going back to your goddamn "home" screen every time I turn the TV off. No one gives a fuck; we just want to watch TV.


the delay in response between the remote and the hotel TV is probably my #1 hotel complaint. "FUCK, i didn't want to go 6 channels up, i just wanted to go 1 but it took so long i pressed the button 5 more times and now we're up here on Animal Planet, i just want to see how many runs the Braves lost by today goddammit"
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Re: Movies You've Seen Recently

Postby ctz31 » 11 May 2017, 07:51

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MisterTambourineMan wrote:Got a couple. They both had good casts and a couple moments and I recommend neither: office christmas party and keeping up with the jones.

Wait, Gadot wears lingerie in Jones, that was a nice scene. Otherwise, eh.


I have to be honest. I'm starting to get "irked" at this office christmas party hate. It was good!

Anyway, I forgot, when i was in Charlotte last week I perused a film in my room called Fist Fight, starring Iced Cube and some white nerdy dude that is proly sotsg famous. It was pretty lame. I remember maybe chuckling a few times. Probably not though. It involves a surly negro teacher getting peeved at the white teacher for snitching on him about something, and tells him he is going to fight him after school. They end up fighting and hilarity ensues? I don't think i would rec. I look forward to submitting my expenses and everyone assuming the movie i watched is pornography.


The white nerdy dude is, in fact, SOTSG famous for his role in a little show called It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Maybe you've heard of it?

Does your company pay for your hotel movies? That would not fly with the cheap fucks at WolfCo. Do hotels even still offer porn? Who the fuck pays for porn in our lord's two thousand and seventeenth year?


The room is on the corporate account, and i put the movie on the room, so i'm not sure how that will work with the expenses. We shall see.
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Re: Movies You've Seen Recently

Postby chrisco » 11 May 2017, 08:01

ctz31 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:Got a couple. They both had good casts and a couple moments and I recommend neither: office christmas party and keeping up with the jones.

Wait, Gadot wears lingerie in Jones, that was a nice scene. Otherwise, eh.


I have to be honest. I'm starting to get "irked" at this office christmas party hate. It was good!



It was not.
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Re: Movies You've Seen Recently

Postby Rodney Farva » 11 May 2017, 08:41

ctz31 wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:Got a couple. They both had good casts and a couple moments and I recommend neither: office christmas party and keeping up with the jones.

Wait, Gadot wears lingerie in Jones, that was a nice scene. Otherwise, eh.


I have to be honest. I'm starting to get "irked" at this office christmas party hate. It was good!

Anyway, I forgot, when i was in Charlotte last week I perused a film in my room called Fist Fight, starring Iced Cube and some white nerdy dude that is proly sotsg famous. It was pretty lame. I remember maybe chuckling a few times. Probably not though. It involves a surly negro teacher getting peeved at the white teacher for snitching on him about something, and tells him he is going to fight him after school. They end up fighting and hilarity ensues? I don't think i would rec. I look forward to submitting my expenses and everyone assuming the movie i watched is pornography.


The white nerdy dude is, in fact, SOTSG famous for his role in a little show called It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Maybe you've heard of it?

Does your company pay for your hotel movies? That would not fly with the cheap fucks at WolfCo. Do hotels even still offer porn? Who the fuck pays for porn in our lord's two thousand and seventeenth year?


The room is on the corporate account, and i put the movie on the room, so i'm not sure how that will work with the expenses. We shall see.


pro tip: when you check out, ask to pay for the movie (or whatever else you want to hide) in cash, and for it to be moved off your room bill to a separate invoice.

ETA something called Wrecker just came on my tv and i'm more than halfway through it. two smoking hot chicks road tripping through the southwest or california or somewhere deserty in the middle of nowhere end up in some twisted cat and mouse game with a sicko driving a tow truck. i think this movie has been made about 700 times before. tension builds and builds, the evil driver is never shown, the girls get scared and angry and scared and look hot, they are constantly undone by the absence of a cell phone signal. it's exactly as good or bad as you would think it should be. i don't now if there are opportunities for nudity here because it would be edited out. can't wait to see how it ends. great decision to call it Wrecker instead of The Wrecker, makes it edgier.
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Re: Movies You've Seen Recently

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 15 May 2017, 08:34

Doctor Strange.

Never read the comics as a kid. This movie wasn't bad at all. Probably somewhere in the middle of the Marvel pack. Better than the first two Thor movies, the Marvel Hulk movie, Ultron, and Iron Man 3 for sure.
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Re: Movies You've Seen Recently

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 15 May 2017, 16:19

I watched The Comedian, starring Robert De Niro. It is about an actor that was on a huge sitcom 30 years ago, trying to make it in stand-up today. but everyone just wants him to do lines from his show 3 decades ago.

It's Rated R, so the humor is mostly blue. I think De Niro does a good job in this. Felt like a good character for him. There are a lot of cameos, and snippets of other stand-up acts that are very funny. The movie drags a little - the co-star is Leslie Mann, so of course it drags. prob coulda cut like 20-25 mins.

I give it a semi-rec.
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Re: Movies You've Seen Recently

Postby God Shamgod » 15 May 2017, 20:34

I warched Sully about the pilot. Haunting, powerful. Cameos by Turtle and Michael Rappaport.
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