Bond. James Bond.

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Postby the cheese » 25 Nov 2014, 09:53

Briandong79 wrote:Rumors have been going around for a couple weeks now that Christoph Waltz is going to be playing Blofeld in the next James Bond movie.


Do you think he sends Tarantino a fruit basket for Christmas? Or like, a gift certificate for a night with an Asian foot model? Because he owes Tarantino big time.
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Re: Bond. James Bond.

Postby Rodney Farva » 25 Nov 2014, 09:59

he's a great actor the first 2 times you see him. then you start to realize he just does the same thing every time.
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Re: Bond. James Bond.

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 25 Nov 2014, 10:07

You think Tarantino sends Waltz a fruit basket or gift certificate to a German Schiesse brothel? Because he was the only good/entertaining part of Inglorious
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Re: Bond. James Bond.

Postby SouthernYokel » 25 Nov 2014, 10:11

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:You think Tarantino sends Waltz a fruit basket or gift certificate to a German Schiesse brothel? Because he was the only good/entertaining part of Inglorious


:/ that's just not true, sir.
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Re: Bond. James Bond.

Postby Briandong79 » 22 Jul 2015, 08:39

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Re: Bond. James Bond.

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 22 Jul 2015, 08:47

They're still milking this franchise? Should have been putout to pasture 20 years ago.
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Re: Bond. James Bond.

Postby Briandong79 » 22 Jul 2015, 10:30

Bautista as one of the bad guys seems like a good choice.
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Re: Bond. James Bond.

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 22 Jul 2015, 11:43

You shut your whore mouth, IMS
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Postby Mario Speedwagon » 22 Jul 2015, 14:20

That looked awesome, more of a SMERSH man, personally, doe.
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Re: Bond. James Bond.

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 05 Aug 2015, 11:07

CourtesyFlush wrote:Ass MTM--top 10 Bond girls (with pics OF COURSE) in the Bond thread


10. Britt Ekland
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9. Sophie Marceau
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8. Jane Seymour
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7. Denise Richards, "I thought Christmas only came once a year."
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6. Famke Janssen
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5. Ursula Andrews
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4. Teri Hatcher
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3. Halle Berry
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2. Eva Green
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1. Pussy Galore, the OG
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Re: Bond. James Bond.

Postby the cheese » 05 Aug 2015, 11:09

I did not realize that A.) Dr. Quinn, medicine woman was a Bond girl, and B.) that she was such a babe back in the day.
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Postby Colonel Angus » 05 Aug 2015, 11:11

MisterTambourineMan wrote:1. Pussy Galore, the OG
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Definitely hot but her forehead looks like Roger Moore's in this pic.
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Re: Bond. James Bond.

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 05 Aug 2015, 11:19

Colonel Angus wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:1. Pussy Galore, the OG
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Definitely hot but her forehead looks like Roger Moore's in this pic.


Ha! Yeah, couldn't find the one in the blue sweater. Got lazy.
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Re: Bond. James Bond.

Postby CourtesyFlush » 05 Aug 2015, 12:07

the cheese wrote:I did not realize that A.) Dr. Quinn, medicine woman was a Bond girl, and B.) that she was such a babe back in the day.

Jane Seymour still looks mighty damn fine today. Big fan of her work in Wedding Crashers.
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Re: Bond. James Bond.

Postby Colonel Angus » 05 Aug 2015, 12:10

CourtesyFlush wrote:
the cheese wrote:I did not realize that A.) Dr. Quinn, medicine woman was a Bond girl, and B.) that she was such a babe back in the day.

Jane Seymour still looks mighty damn fine today. Big fan of her work in Wedding Crashers.


She was definitely fine in Wedding Crashers, but it's not exactly "today" - that movie came out 10 years ago.

Here's Jane at this year's Grammys:

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