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Postby jack_daniels » 26 Nov 2005, 23:34

What do you think are the biggest crocks of shit in Oscar history?

These are mine from my lifetime

Dances With Wolves winning best picture over Goodfellas, and the fact that Goodfellas only won one award.

Forrest Gump winning over Shawshank Redemption and Pulp Fiction

Titanic winning over LA Confidential

Shakespeare in Love winning over Private Ryan, what the fuck?
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Postby fatty » 26 Nov 2005, 23:39

Oscar DeLaHoya is the biggest crock of shit in history. End of discussion. Mods can now lock this thread.
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Postby TheWolf » 26 Nov 2005, 23:41

Stop creating threads just for the sake of creating threads. No one fucking cares about who won the Oscar for best supporting actor in 1997. Fuck the fucking Oscars, and fuck this thread.
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Postby fatty » 26 Nov 2005, 23:50

TheWolf wrote:Stop creating threads just for the sake of creating threads. No one fucking cares about who won the Oscar for best supporting actor in 1997. Fuck the fucking Oscars, and fuck this thread.


I stand corrected. NOW the mods can lock this thread. Nice job wolf :-D
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Postby jack_daniels » 26 Nov 2005, 23:53

Real productive guys....oh well.
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Postby theken » 27 Nov 2005, 00:25

I think I should have been nominated for "Best Supporting Actor" for my role in a pornographic movie filmed in the back alley of my school.
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Postby TheWolf » 27 Nov 2005, 00:26

theken wrote:I think I should have been nominated for "Best Supporting Actor" for my role in a pornographic movie filmed in the back alley of my school.


I hope that's a true story, because it's funny if it is. Especially picturing you as your avatar.
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Postby theken » 27 Nov 2005, 00:32

Yes, I'm a 16 year old, "Chinadian", that looks like Mr Bean in a porn movie. Exactly. I'd like to thank the academy.
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Postby fatty » 27 Nov 2005, 00:41

theken wrote:Yes, I'm a 16 year old, "Chinadian", that looks like Mr Bean in a porn movie. Exactly. I'd like to thank the academy.


So help me, if work makes me replace the computer I just ruined spitting coffee all over it, I'm sending you the bill.

That was awesome ken.
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Postby theken » 27 Nov 2005, 00:42

What the hell are you doing at work so late?
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Postby fatty » 27 Nov 2005, 00:50

I work from 2 to midnight. And by work, I mean "sit at my desk, surf the net, and harass ___ on SOTSG". It's good work if you can get it.
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Postby theken » 27 Nov 2005, 00:51

Was that what the newspaper ad asked for?
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Postby TheWolf » 27 Nov 2005, 00:52

Fatty, I had no idea we were in the same line of work. I wouldn't mind switching to the night shift though. God I fucking hate mornings.
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Postby jack_daniels » 27 Nov 2005, 00:53

fatty wrote:I work from 2 to midnight. And by work, I mean "sit at my desk, surf the net, and harass ___ on SOTSG". It's good work if you can get it.


you seem to be doing a fine job of it :lol: :cry: .
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Postby fatty » 27 Nov 2005, 00:57

TheWolf wrote:Fatty, I had no idea we were in the same line of work. I wouldn't mind switching to the night shift though. God I fucking hate mornings.


As luck would have it, we just had someone leave for a more "productive" position. From the looks of your resume', we could bring you in a manager level, with a minimal amount of training.

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