Whatever happened to. . .Movie edition.

Postby Gaylord » 01 Nov 2005, 00:00

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Postby TheWolf » 01 Nov 2005, 00:31

I had been slowly working my way up to the big revelation that Tiff and I are actually the same person. But __ ruined the surprise. Damn you!
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Re: Whatever happened to. . .Movie edition.

Postby firstborn » 16 Nov 2005, 16:04

Rodney Farva wrote:I would be willing to wager a ton of cash that FB thinks Mia Sara is migh-T-fine, she has the look that seems right in his wheelhouse.


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Re: Whatever happened to. . .Movie edition.

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 08 Oct 2012, 15:13

Did you ever wonder what happened to Tim Burton as an elite director?

No one else either?

Well, buckle up as Grantland breaks down the topic that no one cared about in the first place.

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8462672/what-happened-tim-burton-career-how-did-all-go-wrong-fast

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Re: Whatever happened to. . .Movie edition.

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 08 Oct 2012, 15:19

Next in their "Why do these one-trick ponies only have one trick?" series: M Night Shamylamy
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Re: Whatever happened to. . .Movie edition.

Postby SouthernYokel » 08 Oct 2012, 15:30

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Did you ever wonder what happened to Tim Burton as an elite director?

No one else either?

Well, buckle up as Grantland breaks down the topic that no one cared about in the first place.

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8462672/what-happened-tim-burton-career-how-did-all-go-wrong-fast

"tim-burton-career-how-did-all-go-wrong-fast"


i kind of agree with the premise of this article. not gonna read it, but i did love burton movies back in the day and have watched most of his new stuff and the new stuff is not good. :burtonhipster?:
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Re: Whatever happened to. . .Movie edition.

Postby mj3528 » 08 Oct 2012, 15:32

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Next in their "Why do these one-trick ponies only have one trick?" series: M Night Shamylamy


I vaguely recall that they all ready did that one.
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Re: Whatever happened to. . .Movie edition.

Postby Dthefritz » 09 Oct 2012, 22:54

mj3528 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Next in their "Why do these one-trick ponies only have one trick?" series: M Night Shamylamy


I vaguely recall that they all ready did that one.

IDK if that's really a fair comparison. Shyamalan was a mediocre talent who randomly hit paydirt, while Burton was a consistently good director who either ran out of ideas or got incredibly lazy. Since this is a Grantland article, a contrived sports analogy: Shyamalan is Trent Dilfer, a guy who had a couple of good years and managed to win a title in spite of himself, and Burton is Brett Favre: embarrassing to watch later on, and fruitlessly trying to hang on with old methods that clearly don't work anymore, but at least he had a legit early-career resume to hang his career on.
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Re: Whatever happened to. . .Movie edition.

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 11 Oct 2012, 15:03

We actually rented a new Tim Burton movie last night, starring John Depp. Called Dark Shadows. I have to say, I didnt mind it. I fell asleep early on, but it seemed fine. I might watch it tonite. (probably not).
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Re: Whatever happened to. . .Movie edition.

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 13 Nov 2012, 12:41

the cheese wrote:
Mario Speedwagon wrote:Regardless of what it was called, it was pretty awful. Two thumbs down, wouldn't watch again.


Is the crazy blonde welsh guy who plays the liverpool supporter / drug kingpin a big star in the UK, or is he confined to playing crazy generic british guys in american movies?


Who? This fucking guy?

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Didn't he show up in one of the Harry Potter films? No idea what he's doing now, he's not a big star in the UK / Europe, though.
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Re: Whatever happened to. . .Movie edition.

Postby SouthernYokel » 13 Nov 2012, 13:02

that's a different dood than cheese was asking about (the guy in Formula 51/whatever you guys call it over there is robert carlyle, this guy is Rhys Ifans).

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Re: Whatever happened to. . .Movie edition.

Postby Briandong79 » 28 Nov 2012, 10:28

The chick who was Brendan Fraser's girlfriend in School Ties & Airheads:
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Re: Whatever happened to. . .Movie edition.

Postby SouthernYokel » 28 Nov 2012, 13:23

we only needed 1 christina applegate anyway.
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Re: Whatever happened to. . .Movie edition.

Postby nova » 28 Nov 2012, 13:26

SouthernYokel wrote:we only needed 1 christina applegate anyway.


Might have been good to keep the one with two breasts, though.
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Re: Whatever happened to. . .Movie edition.

Postby SouthernYokel » 28 Nov 2012, 13:27

nova wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:we only needed 1 christina applegate anyway.


Might have been good to keep the one with two breasts, though.


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