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Re: Upcoming movies

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 07 Dec 2016, 09:57

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BigJohnStudd wrote:Red-Band (aka NSFW language) trailer for Key and Peele's upcoming movie "Keanu".



I'm in.


Apparently the SXSW hipsters hated it. Shucks.


I peeped this last night. But it was not easy. I was in a partial BO, and D literally talked over the entire effing movie. Like didnt stop once. Anyway, from what i could make out of the film, it seemed funny! I LOL'd 4 or 5 times. Some stupid black humor that made me have some cats. Eazy E from NWA was in it, fwiw. So was Tandy.

I dunno. I give it a rec, but I cant strongly recommend it since she made it impossible to pay attention.
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Re: Upcoming movies

Postby Briandong79 » 08 Dec 2016, 09:48

Some naughty language, probably NSFW
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Re: Upcoming movies

Postby SouthernYokel » 08 Dec 2016, 09:51

it doesn't look awful, but why?
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Re: Upcoming movies

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 08 Dec 2016, 10:19

SouthernYokel wrote:it doesn't look awful, but why?

tits and ass?
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Re: Upcoming movies

Postby SouthernYokel » 08 Dec 2016, 10:20

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SouthernYokel wrote:it doesn't look awful, but why?

tits and ass?


surely they can think of a plot that includes tits and ass without invoking Baywatch
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Re: Upcoming movies

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 08 Dec 2016, 10:23

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The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:it doesn't look awful, but why?

tits and ass?


surely they can think of a plot that includes tits and ass without invoking Baywatch

yeah but that requires, y'know, thought
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Re: Upcoming movies

Postby SouthernYokel » 08 Dec 2016, 10:26

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:it doesn't look awful, but why?

tits and ass?


surely they can think of a plot that includes tits and ass without invoking Baywatch

yeah but that requires, y'know, thought


like...it could have even been this exact same thing but without the red one pieces and they could have called it Beach Boys or Shrinkage or some other dumb name. I am out of touch with 'merica obviously but i feel like most people will see a Baywatch reboot and go "nah what else is showing"
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Re: Upcoming movies

Postby mj3528 » 08 Dec 2016, 10:29

SouthernYokel wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:it doesn't look awful, but why?

tits and ass?


surely they can think of a plot that includes tits and ass without invoking Baywatch

yeah but that requires, y'know, thought


like...it could have even been this exact same thing but without the red one pieces and they could have called it Beach Boys or Shrinkage or some other dumb name. I am out of touch with 'merica obviously but i feel like most people will see a Baywatch reboot and go "nah what else is showing"


It has the Rock in it. People will go. I saw some article where his movies make a ton of money. He is also a terrible actor, so a Baywatch reboot works for him. I saw most of San Andreas on HBO and it was amazing how bad he was in that.
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Re: Upcoming movies

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 08 Dec 2016, 10:31

Uh, 21 Jump Street was a freaking smash. People will watch this.
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Re: Upcoming movies

Postby SouthernYokel » 08 Dec 2016, 10:36

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Uh, 21 Jump Street was a freaking smash. People will watch this.


21 jump street was very good though. if this is very good it doesn't matter what the name is
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Re: Upcoming movies

Postby Briandong79 » 08 Dec 2016, 10:57

SouthernYokel wrote:
Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Uh, 21 Jump Street was a freaking smash. People will watch this.


21 jump street was very good though. if this is very good it doesn't matter what the name is


Right, we Americans are always very picky about the quality of our entertainment options.

I think it looks entertaining.
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Re: Upcoming movies

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Re: Upcoming movies

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 14 Dec 2016, 13:33

Briandong79 wrote:

Sign me up.


Got you signed up.

Ima pass. Hard pass.
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Re: Upcoming movies

Postby SouthernYokel » 14 Dec 2016, 14:32

i don't think i'm ready for a Nolan movie without a big twist.
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Re: Upcoming movies

Postby Goose » 14 Dec 2016, 14:39

SouthernYokel wrote:i don't think i'm ready for a Nolan movie without a big twist.


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