2017-2018 Preview

Re: 2017-2018 Preview

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 04 Oct 2017, 09:56

Washington Capitals O/U 103.5

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So the caps' best SC window has closed. Gone are several key contributors. That sucks

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However, they're still good!

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But they're in the toughest division in the NHL

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Sooooo, take the under

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Re: 2017-2018 Preview

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 04 Oct 2017, 10:11

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Re: 2017-2018 Preview

Postby nova » 04 Oct 2017, 11:27

Last year, I was fortunate to attend a Sharks-Capitals game at the Verizon Center in what is called the Maryland Live Player's Club. It's an all-inclusive club level that lacks the privacy of a suite but has the same amenities. I got pretty loaded on both free food and free beer before settling into my seat. That is when I realized I knew dick about hockey. The home team lost that game 3-0, but the real loser was America. You see, it was November 8 and it was Election Day. I remember standing at the bar during one of the intermissions, drinking a $15 red bull and vodka because beer wasn't getting the job done and seeing that Trump had the lead in Florida without the Panhandle reporting. At that very point, I stopped paying attention and bought another $15 cocktail. Left the game early and watched the election footage at the bar where we started. The bartender, a veteran of the war in Afghanistan, bought me several shots because "we're in Trump's America now, boy". There was also some husky moonbat who was really upset Hillary lost. She had big titties but she was not cute. And I remember a distinct body odor. Anyway, didn't leave until 2 am. Stopped at Wawa on the way home for a hoagie, and went to bed.

This year's Sharks team has a black who used to play for the Capitals. He will stand for the anthem.

Faggot. I wanted to see how kneeling on ice would work.

Take the under.
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Re: 2017-2018 Preview

Postby JT99 » 04 Oct 2017, 11:31

Did you drive home? If so, please stop. Now that I'm local, I'll come get you. I care. [/Farva]
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Re: 2017-2018 Preview

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 04 Oct 2017, 11:33

nova wrote:Last year, I was fortunate to attend a Sharks-Capitals game at the Verizon Center in what is called the Maryland Live Player's Club. It's an all-inclusive club level that lacks the privacy of a suite but has the same amenities. I got pretty loaded on both free food and free beer before settling into my seat. That is when I realized I knew dick about hockey. The home team lost that game 3-0, but the real loser was America. You see, it was November 8 and it was Election Day. I remember standing at the bar during one of the intermissions, drinking a $15 red bull and vodka because beer wasn't getting the job done and seeing that Trump had the lead in Florida without the Panhandle reporting. At that very point, I stopped paying attention and bought another $15 cocktail. Left the game early and watched the election footage at the bar where we started. The bartender, a veteran of the war in Afghanistan, bought me several shots because "we're in Trump's America now, boy". There was also some husky moonbat who was really upset Hillary lost. She had big titties but she was not cute. And I remember a distinct body odor. Anyway, didn't leave until 2 am. Stopped at Wawa on the way home for a hoagie, and went to bed.

This year's Sharks team has a black who used to play for the Capitals. He will stand for the anthem.

Faggot. I wanted to see how kneeling on ice would work.

Take the under.


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Re: 2017-2018 Preview

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 04 Oct 2017, 11:40

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
nova wrote:Last year, I was fortunate to attend a Sharks-Capitals game at the Verizon Center in what is called the Maryland Live Player's Club. It's an all-inclusive club level that lacks the privacy of a suite but has the same amenities. I got pretty loaded on both free food and free beer before settling into my seat. That is when I realized I knew dick about hockey. The home team lost that game 3-0, but the real loser was America. You see, it was November 8 and it was Election Day. I remember standing at the bar during one of the intermissions, drinking a $15 red bull and vodka because beer wasn't getting the job done and seeing that Trump had the lead in Florida without the Panhandle reporting. At that very point, I stopped paying attention and bought another $15 cocktail. Left the game early and watched the election footage at the bar where we started. The bartender, a veteran of the war in Afghanistan, bought me several shots because "we're in Trump's America now, boy". There was also some husky moonbat who was really upset Hillary lost. She had big titties but she was not cute. And I remember a distinct body odor. Anyway, didn't leave until 2 am. Stopped at Wawa on the way home for a hoagie, and went to bed.

This year's Sharks team has a black who used to play for the Capitals. He will stand for the anthem.

Faggot. I wanted to see how kneeling on ice would work.

Take the under.


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Re: 2017-2018 Preview

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 04 Oct 2017, 12:38

Vancouver Canucks -- 72.5

Last season we had the 2nd worst record in the league and got 69 points. I think we will be slightly less bad this year. I need three more wins for that to happen. Can I do it? MAYBE. Trust the process. Take the OVER, but keep your wager low.

Now let's take a tour though Canuck logo history, shall we?

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Re: 2017-2018 Preview

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 04 Oct 2017, 12:39

Nice tour.
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Re: 2017-2018 Preview

Postby JT99 » 04 Oct 2017, 13:10

Dallas Stars

The over / under wasn't supplied, neither was a link. I'm not looking it up.

However, I did look up that they were 34-37 last season which was eleventh in the Western Conference.

Their defense was bad so they brought in Ken Hitchcock (:lol:), a new goalie, some new defenseman, and some shiny Russia free agent.

Give the mad success of Russians in the United States of late, I suspect that he will be a big hit.

I'm saying it's going to go well.

Take the D. You're going to love the D. Take the D all the way.

Bet the OVER and bet it heavy.

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Re: 2017-2018 Preview

Postby jman » 04 Oct 2017, 13:36

Chicago Blackhawks

O/U appears to be in the mid 90s which is probably good, but looking at projections for other teams in their division puts them about in the middle of the pack.

They keep getting rid of guys I know and replacing them with guys I don't know. This year it was the Hjammer being the big name leaving town, so not sure how good the D will be.

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On offense, Toews and Kane keep chugging along so as long as Kane doesn't punch out any more cabbies and get suspended they should always be able to score. And they brought back The Saadfather this year, so noice!

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In the goal, looks like their backup this year is named Forsberg, and Forsbergs are always good at hockey, right? Expecting good things.

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Take the OVAH. And they haven't won a cup in a couple years so book it.

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Re: 2017-2018 Preview

Postby mj3528 » 04 Oct 2017, 13:43

Columbus Blue Jackets 96.5

The CBJ had a 108 points last year, and other than Brandon Saad, the whole gang is back together, and they traded for a good Russian in exchange for Saad, so go for the over.


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Re: 2017-2018 Preview

Postby Dthefritz » 05 Oct 2017, 17:33

Rangers - 95.5

They will somehow hit the OVER despite not being that good, win a fluky first round series and get blown out of the water in Round 2. Uhhh, Lundqvist is looking old. Aren't you glad I'm here?

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