2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Goose » 06 May 2016, 14:57

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Than this vision:

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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Goose » 09 May 2016, 10:53

Lightning Win Game 4-0, Win Series 4-1

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They were oushot, outhit, but never outgunned. It wasn't even close.

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It ended kind of like this and we're feeling pretty good about things.
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Next round we face either these guys:
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Or these guys (Penguins not visible):
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At this point I'm pretty delusional and think we can take down this guy:
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The celebration may be premature, but when you're celebrating like this, who cares. No nudity, but probably not safe for work, unless your supervisor is cool with chicks making out.
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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 13 May 2016, 07:27

Really looking forward to the Sharks and the Blues, you guys.
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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 13 May 2016, 08:05

I'm ready to be disappointed. Though I believe the franchise is finally heading the right direction. Seems like this team actually has heart.
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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby JichaelDick » 14 May 2016, 22:26

Gregs Kite wrote:Really looking forward to the Sharks and the Blues, you guys.


Sorry that Bobby Orr Nation and the Gahhden Crowd couldn't will you guys to a Cup, but that was a nice playoff run you guys had thi--------oh. OH. Derek Sanderson Nation couldn't even will you guys into the playoffs.

Between that and the ass whuppin the Hawks put on the C's in Game 6 of Round 1. Y'all need Trump to take over and make the Gahhden Crowd Great Again
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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 15 May 2016, 06:24

I dig the fire son. I mean, I understand sports crowds (ESPECIALLY the Boston Garden for some bizarre reason) are kind of your thing and it gets you rock hard, so explain to me how exactly Trump is going to make a sports crowd great again? I'll hang up and listen.
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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby JichaelDick » 15 May 2016, 13:47

Gregs Kite wrote:I dig the fire son. I mean, I understand sports crowds (ESPECIALLY the Boston Garden for some bizarre reason) are kind of your thing and it gets you rock hard, so explain to me how exactly Trump is going to make a sports crowd great again? I'll hang up and listen.


Look, he's gonna make the Gahhhden crowd great. We don't win anymore, we lose too many home games now. We're gonna get good coaches. We're gonna get people who know how to win. We've got the best people, we're gonna get this working again. It's gonna be great. Once I beat Hillary, I'll let you in on all my plans. We will be great again.
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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Theny » 15 May 2016, 14:02

Once you beat CROOKED Hillary that is. You gotta include the childish nickname.
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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 15 May 2016, 18:16

Yeah cool. So, really looking forward to the Sharks and Blues, you guys.
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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby chrisco » 15 May 2016, 19:26

Gregs Kite wrote:Yeah cool. So, really looking forward to the Sharks and Blues, you guys.

You think its Jumbo Joe's time?
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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 16 May 2016, 08:31

Gregs Kite wrote:Yeah cool. So, really looking forward to the Sharks and Blues, you guys.


UPDATE!

Looks like our Blues took care of business last evening on the ice. Can't stop, will not stop. Seven more wins and we'll have the entire league.........



singing the Blues.
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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Goose » 16 May 2016, 14:08

Game 1 looked really bad, really early for America's Team.

Bishop went down in a heap for no good reason.
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But Killorn, Palat and the prodigal son (and Stamkos' heir after we don't re-sign him) Drouin all scored.

Somewhere in there we lost Tyler Johnson and got him back, thanks to the training staff, some cortisone and maybe a little coke.

We lost our starter in goal, but Vasilevskiy is more than a worthy backup.

There was also talk about suspending Callahan after the 5 minute boarding call. Looks okay to me.
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Anyhow, if your team can kill off a 5 minute penalty any further suspension should be waved.

Bishop may or may not return (x-rays were negative), but sometimes you have to give up your bishop to take their queen.
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Jon Cooper is playing chess while Mike Sullivan is playing checkers.

Unless they take their foot of the gas, Lightning in 4.

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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Goose » 17 May 2016, 10:08

Sad Goose.

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Nothing hurts like an overtime loss.

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We'll get 'em next time.

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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Goose » 19 May 2016, 08:51

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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Rodney Farva » 20 May 2016, 02:38

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You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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