2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Goose » 20 Apr 2016, 08:32

So, the Lightning were in Detroit for Game 4 last night.

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Compared to Game 2:

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and Game 3:

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Game 4 was more of a tickle fight:

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But in the end:

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Detroit lost.

Now it's back to Tampa for Game 5:

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We're ready for this:

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I win Game 5 at home.

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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 20 Apr 2016, 08:35

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It moved. A LOT.
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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Goose » 22 Apr 2016, 09:05

LIGHTNING WIN!

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LIGHTNING WIN!

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Although some of their fans are holding out for Game 6...

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It's not happening this year. Ning clinch the series 4-1 with a 1-0 victory.

Like most rational people we're happy we won't have to see this place again anytime soon.

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This game was supposed to be about the high powered Lightning offense.

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But it turned out to be about one guy:

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Playing like this for three periods:

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Bishop was like a wall, stopping 34 shots.

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Kate how does that make you feel?

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So for now we can only wait for one of the sco/rio squad or the ice thenys to prevail:





Let's Go Lightning! Clap-Clap Clap-Clap-Clap

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See you in the second round:

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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby chrisco » 22 Apr 2016, 09:08

Hey great dane....WSS?

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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 26 Apr 2016, 07:30

Since, nova and bacon aren't here to keep us UTD on black twitter:

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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby mj3528 » 28 Apr 2016, 00:07

mj3528 wrote:Ducks-Preds.

When I had a quarter season ticket package I think I saw over 10 Preds games. No one should have to do that. The games were chippy.

Here is a tidbit for bsmb, which I think is appropriate since he requested the assignment. Former Anaheim Duck defensemen Sheldon Souray is married to WWE diva Kelly Kelly

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Preds player Mike Fisher is married to Carrie Underwood

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The Ducks have 2 goalies that are kind of co-starters and I haven't heard of either. I think there is an axiom in hockey if you have 2 goalies you have none.

The Preds have Pekka Rinne between the pipes. I think he is good. He should steal at least one if not two games by standing on his head.

The Preds also traded the son of Popeye Jones for the Blue Jackets best player Ryan Johansen. He is a #1 center.

Preds in 7


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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Goose » 28 Apr 2016, 14:19

Lightning-Islanders Game 1 Recap

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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Goose » 02 May 2016, 10:01

Weekend NHL Roundup:

I was in Kissimmee, Florida for the weekend watching 12 year old girls (play soccer you dirty minded pedos) and only saw the first period of the Lightning game, but managed to see Pens-Caps and Blues-Stars.

Saturday, Bishop bounced back and the Lightning got the split at home with a pretty decisive 4-1 win. It wasn't a total ass-raping by the Lightning (no nudity, but a little NSFW),

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But more of a consensual, classy rear entry allowed by the Islanders (no nudity, but a little NSFW),

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Although the Caps won game one, losing the second game 2-1 at home has all the critics rolling out their annual analysis of Washington playoff hockey,

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The Blues looked dominant when they were up 3-1 early in Sunday's game, and the St. Louians (?) were out in full force supporting their team (IMS not pictured):

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But, like the Blues did against Chicago, once in charge they tightened up and the Stars came back to tie, which got the home crowd back in it:

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But, St. Louis prevailed 4-3 in OT, which left the Dallas crowd looking more like this,

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But resulted in this,

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There was also a game between two teams called the Nashville Predators and San Jose Sharks, I think they're two teams that play in this league,

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San Jose won, to go up 2-0, so they're on their way to winning this thing,

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Game 3 of Lightning-Islanders isn't

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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Frank the Tank » 02 May 2016, 20:33

Goose wrote:Image


Wait, zoom in...

The first name engraved is that of your goddamn NEW ENGLAND WHALERS!!!

That makes this the bestest trophy in all of history in all of time. I would pay top dollar for it on eFuckingBay.
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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby TheWolf » 02 May 2016, 20:40

I'd pay fifty dollars for one!
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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Frank the Tank » 03 May 2016, 08:18

TheWolf wrote:I'd pay fifty dollars for one!


Shut up Pip.
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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Goose » 04 May 2016, 09:50

So last night the Lightning went to NY to play the Islanders in Game 3 of the EC 2nd Round.

Sources tell me that the Tampa team bus got there and the place was empty.

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For some reason the Islanders no longer play on the Island. They play in fucking Brooklyn.

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The same sources tell me that the Ning got there a little late and that's what attributed to their slow start.

So instead of going into Brooklyn like this:

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It was more like this:

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The Islanders outshot me about 25-0 in the first period. That's a bigger shot disparity than when the NYPD pulls a brother over in Park Slope.

The home team was feeling pretty good after coming back from a 3-2 deficit to go up 4-3. But with less than a minute left Kucherov scored to tie the game.

Islanders fans be like:

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In overtime Brian Boyle started the scoring chance with a high (but legal according to the announcers :beatsme:) hit followed by a crossing pass that generated a shot off the glass that rebounded right onto his stick in front of an open net. Goal Boyle. Lightning win. For good measure he also tried to instigate a fight during warm-ups.

The home fans were not happy about some fucking people coming to their hood and scuffing their kicks.

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But for Tampa fans things are going pretty good.

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Game 4 isn't until Friday because this little girl has two shows at 'Sco Ponzico Arena today and tomorrow.

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Final Note on Lightning-Islanders Game 3: The Islanders have a guy on their team named Cal Clusterfuck, and he scored a goal.


ETA in an effort to not double post: Last night was also an important night. I saw something rare in nature, something many people are skeptical of, but I have proof.

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Or this: Image

I saw the Sharks playing the Predators on television, yes American television. Not some grainy, illegal internet feed from Jitzistan.

Preds won 4-1. Sharks lead the series 2-1.

No pics of this, but the Blues killed the Stars 6-1 and lead the series 2-1.
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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 04 May 2016, 10:25

The Barclay Center looks weird during hockey games, stands are too dark or something, looks like they're playing in an empty arena
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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby OJ8871440 » 04 May 2016, 13:56

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:The Barclay Center looks weird during hockey games, stands are too dark or something, looks like they're playing in an empty arena


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At least the car (nicknamed Honky) has a good view

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Re: 2016 NHL Playoffs Thread

Postby Frank the Tank » 05 May 2016, 20:54

Goddamnit Goose now I have Fight the Power going through my head. I can't sleep when I'm having visions of Flavor Flav.
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