Dthefritz wrote:Hey, nonhockey fans: do you ever wish that Steph Curry played a sport where being a whiny soft pussy is actually looked down upon and had the added sense of entitlement of being anointed the future of the sport whilst a teenager? Then you're going to love Sidney Crosby!!! Everything is there: the phenomenal talent, the adolescent facial hair, the mouth guard chewing, the looking like he's about to cry when things don't go his way. And nut punching. Hard for me to determine whether sburgh will win another cup bc I've yet to work whether God is nonexistent or malevolent. Give me some time.
Sadly, for the purposes of this series, I think the injuries to mcdonagh, Girardi et al. will cripple the blueline and they can I'll afford that against these guys. Lundqvisthero will push this series to 7, and maybe they can steal it, but they'll be sitting ducks in round 2. Zuccarello for president of Norway-Italy.
Jesus mothercockfuckingsucking tittymohammedjesusbuddha fuck. Way to jinx these assholes. Of course Lundqvist gets hurt. Of fucking course. When everybody else was hurt and was our only hope of even eliminating these assholes (for the third year in a row, I know I fucking know I should be happy we eliminated them the last two years) he gets hurt. And now I get to feel guilty about it because you less stupid than me assholes but still stupid assholes guilted me into making a post about it.
Speaking of stupid assholes, it's Rick Nash! Fucking up a line change. A line change. On the power play. Letting Fiveburgh (get it their called 6burgh in football, but they scored 5 goals tonight. not my best work, but my best work still sucks so cut me some slack) go up by 2 and basically pull away.
Rick nash needs to die. You could score 78 goals a season by screening the goalie and using your spider sense on deflections that no other human being could possibly even see coming. Or just getting garbage rebound goals. And you know, every once in a while doing a nifty move and burying a slapshot in the back of the net. But noooooo...you have to unleash your inner Kovalev and do fancy stickhandling tricks 70,000 feet from the net so you can hopefully get on the front page of nhl.com with your sweet highlight goal. And then give up a goal by fucking up a line change.
I swear...if there was a single athlete in all of sports who was as goddamn talented and goddamn retarded as Rick Nash, but you know, black, then Greg's Kite would have a Pulitzer prize winning 90,000 word collection of all his posts about said talented retarded black athlete. But he's white. And a retard. And goddamn I hate him so much. Fuck the universe and everybody who breathes during the day. Fuck.