2014-15 NHL Season

2014-15 NHL Season

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 08 Oct 2014, 07:48

It begins today. The quest for this:

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No, wait. The quest for this.... THE BEST TROPHY IN SPORTS:

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My predictions are as follows....

Division winners:

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I think these teams will be in the mix, but not quite good enough:

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Your scoring champ is Sidney Crosby, OF COURSE.
Your MVP is Steven Stamkos.

Anaheim over Boston in the finals, keeping the cup in southern California, where it belongs. Enjoy the ride.
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Re: 2014-15 NHL Season

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 08 Oct 2014, 08:39

I predict the Blues will win a lot of regular season games and lose in either the first or second round of the playoffs. This will be my first year in a while I haven't been a season ticket holder.
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Re: 2014-15 NHL Season

Postby Gregs Kite » 08 Oct 2014, 09:08

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:I predict the Blues will win a lot of regular season games and lose in either the first or second round of the playoffs. This will be my first year in a while I haven't been a season ticket holder.


You spelt Bruins wrong.
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Re: 2014-15 NHL Season

Postby Dthefritz » 09 Oct 2014, 00:09

Clayton Bigsby wrote:Your scoring champ is Sidney Crosby, OF COURSE.
Your MVP is Steven Stamkos.

I thought the MVP went to the scoring champ so long as he isn't Euro?
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Re: 2014-15 NHL Season

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 09 Oct 2014, 00:30

Dthefritz wrote:
Clayton Bigsby wrote:Your scoring champ is Sidney Crosby, OF COURSE.
Your MVP is Steven Stamkos.

I thought the MVP went to the scoring champ so long as he isn't Euro?


Back to the drawing board

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Re: 2014-15 NHL Season

Postby Dthefritz » 09 Oct 2014, 00:37

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:
Clayton Bigsby wrote:Your scoring champ is Sidney Crosby, OF COURSE.
Your MVP is Steven Stamkos.

I thought the MVP went to the scoring champ so long as he isn't Euro?


Back to the drawing board

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Russians aren't Euros, they're inbred Mongols who were raped by Vikings here and there.
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Re: 2014-15 NHL Season

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 09 Oct 2014, 09:09

Dthefritz wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:
Clayton Bigsby wrote:Your scoring champ is Sidney Crosby, OF COURSE.
Your MVP is Steven Stamkos.

I thought the MVP went to the scoring champ so long as he isn't Euro?


Back to the drawing board

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Russians aren't Euros, they're inbred Mongols who were raped by Vikings here and there.

......

Or inbred Vikings raped by Mongols since Vikings (probably) helped found Rus (modern day Kiev! THE UKRAINE IS NOT WEAK) in 879 and the Mongol invasion wasn't until the early/mid 1200s.

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Re: 2014-15 NHL Season

Postby SouthernYokel » 09 Oct 2014, 09:20

this is what happens when i come wandering into the NHL thread. Russian genetic origin vortexes. OK! See you in 2015!
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Re: 2014-15 NHL Season

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 09 Oct 2014, 09:38

SouthernYokel wrote:this is what happens when i come wandering into the NHL thread. Russian genetic origin vortexes. OK! See you in 2015!

Is this what you were hoping to find?

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Re: 2014-15 NHL Season

Postby the cheese » 09 Oct 2014, 11:07

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:this is what happens when i come wandering into the NHL thread. Russian genetic origin vortexes. OK! See you in 2015!

Is this what you were hoping to find?

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Re: 2014-15 NHL Season

Postby Gregs Kite » 09 Oct 2014, 11:48

#GDIC
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Re: 2014-15 NHL Season

Postby Dthefritz » 09 Oct 2014, 22:38

I apologize for my tangent, but I was genuinely curious as to why Bix picked a split Hart Ross, which is usual.

Anyways, here are my belated predictions for the season:

Hart - Martaaa Saaa-loo-eee
Art Ross - Rick Nash
Norris - Ryan McDonagh
Vezina - Henrik (clap-clap) Henrik (clap-clap)
Selke - Carl Hagelin
Comeback Player (whatever the fuck it's called) - Ryan Malone
Conne Smythe - Mats Zuccarello

I'm also predicting a yooge, YOOGE season for my fantasy team. It's called "I have a raging Ryan Malone-r and it can do a spin-o-rama right in your girlfriend's pussy" and I have Staal, Stepan plus every player listed above. Like the NHL season, the rest of the games will be a mere formality.

(Note: Predictions subject to revision at 15:30 of first period of next game).
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Re: 2014-15 NHL Season

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 10 Oct 2014, 06:45

You forgot the Lady Bing Award for biggest pussy in the league.
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Re: 2014-15 NHL Season

Postby Gregs Kite » 16 Oct 2014, 11:31

Donovan McNabb is apparently running the NHL on NBC Twitter account:

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Re: 2014-15 NHL Season

Postby Gregs Kite » 28 Oct 2014, 12:49

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