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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby Goose » 27 May 2016, 08:32

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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby JT99 » 27 May 2016, 08:36

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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby Goose » 30 Jun 2016, 08:00

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We may have overpaid for him a little bit, but keeping him out of Montreal or Detroit may have been worth it.

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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby ctz31 » 30 Jun 2016, 08:38

What a trader. In my head, he was already here.
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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby Goose » 24 Oct 2016, 09:14

81-1 still on the table. Only blemish is a blowout (4-0) loss to the 'lanche. Probably a good thing. Don't want the perfect record thing getting in their heads when the playoffs start in seven months.

Great post.

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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby Briandong79 » 24 Oct 2016, 11:57

According to espn THE magazine, they are the best franchise in all of pro sports.
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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby Goose » 25 Oct 2016, 10:42

Briandong79 wrote:According to espn THE magazine, they are the best franchise in all of pro sports.


That's high praise from a magazine that published legends like Bill Simpson, Jason Whitlock, Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith.

I can only imagine that the franchise rankings were in some kind of format resembling the Budweiser Hot Seat or Coors Light Cold Hard Facts.

"The Lightning are as pure as a cold mountain stream and their potentials is as high as the Rockies*."

*Not the baseball team

Ignoring all of the snark, it's hard to argue with them. They've fit a lot of talent under the cap and make a lot of money.
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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby ctz31 » 25 Oct 2016, 11:34

Briandong79 wrote:According to espn THE magazine, they are the best franchise in all of pro sports.


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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby mj3528 » 25 Oct 2016, 11:35

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I guess they lost points for cheating.
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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby Goose » 26 Oct 2016, 09:11

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Briandong79 wrote:According to espn THE magazine, they are the best franchise in all of pro sports.


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I guess they lost points for cheating.


Probably strength of schedule, too. Winning a division that involves the Phins, Bills and Jets is like getting that gold medal at the Special Olympics. It's nice to be the best at something, but in the end you only beat a bunch of retards.

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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby ctz31 » 26 Oct 2016, 09:18

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Briandong79 wrote:According to espn THE magazine, they are the best franchise in all of pro sports.


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I guess they lost points for cheating.


Probably strength of schedule, too. Winning a division that involves the Phins, Bills and Jets is like getting that gold medal at the Special Olympics. It's nice to be the best at something, but in the end you only beat a bunch of retards.

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Agree. We typically like to beat up on the bills, dolphins and jets and then call it a day.

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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby Briandong79 » 26 Oct 2016, 09:20

They factor shit like cost of attendance to games, accessibility of athletes to fans, etc. It's not just the success of the franchise.
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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby Goose » 26 Oct 2016, 09:25

Briandong79 wrote:They factor shit like cost of attendance to games, accessibility of athletes to fans, etc. It's not just the success of the franchise.


Isn't that just like a Dong, brings the facts to a GIF fight.

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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby Gregs Kite » 26 Oct 2016, 10:27

Dong is fun, he has fun. Anyway, heres your goalie:

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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby Prez » 26 Oct 2016, 10:51

Gregs Kite wrote:Dong is fun, he has fun. Anyway, heres your goalie:



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