Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 27 Oct 2017, 07:14

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:+/- is as useful as wins in baseball, but yeah, prove an individual is better because he has better teammates, #science


Your entire team was -4 last night. Does that mean anything?
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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby TheWolf » 27 Oct 2017, 07:15

Clayton Bigsby wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:+/- is as useful as wins in baseball, but yeah, prove an individual is better because he has better teammates, #science


Your entire team was -4 last night. Does that mean anything?


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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 27 Oct 2017, 07:18

TheWolf wrote:
Clayton Bigsby wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:+/- is as useful as wins in baseball, but yeah, prove an individual is better because he has better teammates, #science


Your entire team was -4 last night. Does that mean anything?


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Yup, means a thin (and crappy) defense and front line losing the best defender and a top 6 forward means the team is a dumpster fire and since the team is bad, obviously Alexander Ovechkin is horrible and hoc-key
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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby Goose » 08 Nov 2017, 10:08

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
Clayton Bigsby wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:+/- is as useful as wins in baseball, but yeah, prove an individual is better because he has better teammates, #science


Your entire team was -4 last night. Does that mean anything?


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Yup, means a thin (and crappy) defense and front line losing the best defender and a top 6 forward means the team is a dumpster fire and since the team is bad, obviously Alexander Ovechkin is horrible and hoc-key


Don't make excuses, if you remember correctly you asked for the @.

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Psssh, Ovechkin has 9 in 7 games

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Points Leaders - All Players through 10/7/17

RK PLAYER GP G A PTS +/- PIM PTS/G SOG PCT GWG G A G A
1 Steven Stamkos, C TB 15 7 18 25 6 6 1.67 48 14.6 1 5 6 0 0
2 Nikita Kucherov, RW TB 15 14 9 23 5 16 1.53 58 24.1 3 3 6 0 0
3 Jaden Schwartz, LW STL 16 9 12 21 13 4 1.31 37 24.3 2 2 1 0 0
Blake Wheeler, RW WPG 14 5 16 21 7 14 1.50 46 10.9 2 1 7 0 1
5 Auston Matthews, C TOR 16 10 9 19 14 2 1.19 53 18.9 2 1 2 0 0
Anze Kopitar, C LA 15 8 11 19 5 0 1.27 39 20.5 2 0 5 0 1
Vlad Tarasenko, RW STL 16 8 11 19 14 4 1.19 67 11.9 1 2 4 0 0
Phil Kessel, RW PIT 17 5 14 19 0 20 1.12 71 7.0 2 2 9 0 0
J. Gaudreau, LW CGY 15 4 15 19 1 2 1.27 38 10.5 1 2 5 0 0
10 Alex Ovechkin, LW WSH 16 13 5 18 0 6 1.13 78 16.7 1 4 1 0 0

For the record that's 7 goals in Games 1-2 and 6 goals/5 assists in Games 3-16.

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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby TheWolf » 08 Nov 2017, 10:11

Goose wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
Clayton Bigsby wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:+/- is as useful as wins in baseball, but yeah, prove an individual is better because he has better teammates, #science


Your entire team was -4 last night. Does that mean anything?


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Yup, means a thin (and crappy) defense and front line losing the best defender and a top 6 forward means the team is a dumpster fire and since the team is bad, obviously Alexander Ovechkin is horrible and hoc-key


Don't make excuses, if you remember correctly you asked for the @.

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Psssh, Ovechkin has 9 in 7 games

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Points Leaders - All Players through 10/7/17

RK PLAYER GP G A PTS +/- PIM PTS/G SOG PCT GWG G A G A
1 Steven Stamkos, C TB 15 7 18 25 6 6 1.67 48 14.6 1 5 6 0 0
2 Nikita Kucherov, RW TB 15 14 9 23 5 16 1.53 58 24.1 3 3 6 0 0
3 Jaden Schwartz, LW STL 16 9 12 21 13 4 1.31 37 24.3 2 2 1 0 0
Blake Wheeler, RW WPG 14 5 16 21 7 14 1.50 46 10.9 2 1 7 0 1
5 Auston Matthews, C TOR 16 10 9 19 14 2 1.19 53 18.9 2 1 2 0 0
Anze Kopitar, C LA 15 8 11 19 5 0 1.27 39 20.5 2 0 5 0 1
Vlad Tarasenko, RW STL 16 8 11 19 14 4 1.19 67 11.9 1 2 4 0 0
Phil Kessel, RW PIT 17 5 14 19 0 20 1.12 71 7.0 2 2 9 0 0
J. Gaudreau, LW CGY 15 4 15 19 1 2 1.27 38 10.5 1 2 5 0 0
10 Alex Ovechkin, LW WSH 16 13 5 18 0 6 1.13 78 16.7 1 4 1 0 0

For the record that's 7 goals in Games 1-2 and 6 goals/5 assists in Games 3-16.

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FTR, Baldwin is not referring to the formatting of your data.
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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 08 Nov 2017, 10:19

2nd in the league in goals, 1 behind the leader, so yeah, he good.

What, you want more assists? His center passes up chances like this

Oh yeah and the blue liners are still flaming garbage.

But Ovi's still the best

still have 3/4ths of a season to go
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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby Goose » 08 Nov 2017, 10:20

TheWolf wrote:
Goose wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
Clayton Bigsby wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:+/- is as useful as wins in baseball, but yeah, prove an individual is better because he has better teammates, #science


Your entire team was -4 last night. Does that mean anything?


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Yup, means a thin (and crappy) defense and front line losing the best defender and a top 6 forward means the team is a dumpster fire and since the team is bad, obviously Alexander Ovechkin is horrible and hoc-key


Don't make excuses, if you remember correctly you asked for the @.

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Psssh, Ovechkin has 9 in 7 games

Image


Points Leaders - All Players through 10/7/17

RK PLAYER GP G A PTS +/- PIM PTS/G SOG PCT GWG G A G A
1 Steven Stamkos, C TB 15 7 18 25 6 6 1.67 48 14.6 1 5 6 0 0
2 Nikita Kucherov, RW TB 15 14 9 23 5 16 1.53 58 24.1 3 3 6 0 0
3 Jaden Schwartz, LW STL 16 9 12 21 13 4 1.31 37 24.3 2 2 1 0 0
Blake Wheeler, RW WPG 14 5 16 21 7 14 1.50 46 10.9 2 1 7 0 1
5 Auston Matthews, C TOR 16 10 9 19 14 2 1.19 53 18.9 2 1 2 0 0
Anze Kopitar, C LA 15 8 11 19 5 0 1.27 39 20.5 2 0 5 0 1
Vlad Tarasenko, RW STL 16 8 11 19 14 4 1.19 67 11.9 1 2 4 0 0
Phil Kessel, RW PIT 17 5 14 19 0 20 1.12 71 7.0 2 2 9 0 0
J. Gaudreau, LW CGY 15 4 15 19 1 2 1.27 38 10.5 1 2 5 0 0
10 Alex Ovechkin, LW WSH 16 13 5 18 0 6 1.13 78 16.7 1 4 1 0 0

For the record that's 7 goals in Games 1-2 and 6 goals/5 assists in Games 3-16.

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FTR, Baldwin is not referring to the formatting of your data.


I'm not sure what the problem is, it looks fine to me.

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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby Briandong79 » 08 Nov 2017, 11:41

Goose wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
Goose wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
Clayton Bigsby wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:+/- is as useful as wins in baseball, but yeah, prove an individual is better because he has better teammates, #science


Your entire team was -4 last night. Does that mean anything?


Image

Yup, means a thin (and crappy) defense and front line losing the best defender and a top 6 forward means the team is a dumpster fire and since the team is bad, obviously Alexander Ovechkin is horrible and hoc-key


Don't make excuses, if you remember correctly you asked for the @.

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Psssh, Ovechkin has 9 in 7 games

Image




Points Leaders - All Players through 10/7/17

RK PLAYER GP G A PTS +/- PIM PTS/G SOG PCT GWG G A G A
1 Steven Stamkos, C TB 15 7 18 25 6 6 1.67 48 14.6 1 5 6 0 0
2 Nikita Kucherov, RW TB 15 14 9 23 5 16 1.53 58 24.1 3 3 6 0 0
3 Jaden Schwartz, LW STL 16 9 12 21 13 4 1.31 37 24.3 2 2 1 0 0
Blake Wheeler, RW WPG 14 5 16 21 7 14 1.50 46 10.9 2 1 7 0 1
5 Auston Matthews, C TOR 16 10 9 19 14 2 1.19 53 18.9 2 1 2 0 0
Anze Kopitar, C LA 15 8 11 19 5 0 1.27 39 20.5 2 0 5 0 1
Vlad Tarasenko, RW STL 16 8 11 19 14 4 1.19 67 11.9 1 2 4 0 0
Phil Kessel, RW PIT 17 5 14 19 0 20 1.12 71 7.0 2 2 9 0 0
J. Gaudreau, LW CGY 15 4 15 19 1 2 1.27 38 10.5 1 2 5 0 0
10 Alex Ovechkin, LW WSH 16 13 5 18 0 6 1.13 78 16.7 1 4 1 0 0

For the record that's 7 goals in Games 1-2 and 6 goals/5 assists in Games 3-16.

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FTR, Baldwin is not referring to the formatting of your data.


I'm not sure what the problem is, it looks fine to me.

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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby ctz31 » 08 Nov 2017, 13:00

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:2nd in the league in goals, 1 behind the leader, so yeah, he good.

What, you want more assists? His center passes up chances like this

Oh yeah and the blue liners are still flaming garbage.

But Ovi's still the best

still have 3/4ths of a season to go


You loss to the sabres last night? :lol:
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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 08 Nov 2017, 14:27

ctz31 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:2nd in the league in goals, 1 behind the leader, so yeah, he good.

What, you want more assists? His center passes up chances like this

Oh yeah and the blue liners are still flaming garbage.

But Ovi's still the best

still have 3/4ths of a season to go


You loss to the sabres last night? :lol:

2nd night of a back to back home then away, and yeah, caps stink this year, P U
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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby Goose » 09 Nov 2017, 13:15

Nice little tic-tac-toe as the 'Ning went on to beat the Sharks 5-1.

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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 09 Nov 2017, 14:46

Goose wrote:Nice little tic-tac-toe as the 'Ning went on to beat the Sharks 5-1.

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Re: Show Me Your Lightning Bolt!

Postby Goose » 15 Nov 2017, 15:17

2017-2018 NHL Points Leaders - Goals, Assists, Points, +/-

1 Stamkos, Steven TB - 8, 23, 31, +10

2 Kucherov, Nikita TB - 16, 14, 30, +9
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17 Ovechkin, Alex WSH - 13, 6, 19, -1

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