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Re: NHL Random Thoughts

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 04 May 2017, 16:06

JichaelDick wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:I've seen a bunch of stuff on Kenny Albert recently and him working every day. I know a few people that know him and they all say he has zero personality without a mic in front of him.


He's got zero personality WITH a mic in front of him. /BSMB


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Re: NHL Random Thoughts

Postby SouthernYokel » 11 May 2017, 08:37

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:I've seen a bunch of stuff on Kenny Albert recently and him working every day. I know a few people that know him and they all say he has zero personality without a mic in front of him.


He's got zero personality WITH a mic in front of him. /BSMB


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Re: NHL Random Thoughts

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 16 Jun 2017, 09:07

Mock Expansion draft for the Vegas team

The Wild gonna lose either Zucker or Brodin, shitty.

Looks like Vegas could end up with a pretty decent team.
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Re: NHL Random Thoughts

Postby mj3528 » 16 Jun 2017, 09:11

MisterTambourineMan wrote:Mock Expansion draft for the Vegas team

The Wild gonna lose either Zucker or Brodin, shitty.

Looks like Vegas could end up with a pretty decent team.



They have me losing Josh Anderson. I think I will make a trade with Vegas to avoid that and agree to have them take Matt Calvert instead. No one knows what I mean.
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Re: NHL Random Thoughts

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 16 Jun 2017, 10:42

From the 1997 NHL Awards show. Can't beat this hockey humour!





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Re: NHL Random Thoughts

Postby chrisco » 17 Nov 2017, 22:14

Good piece on Kariya. Glad he seems to have his faculties intact.

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/watc ... ul-kariya/
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Re: NHL Random Thoughts

Postby Dthefritz » 23 Dec 2017, 16:01

Anglo Canadian GOATS
Forward - Gretzky
Defenseman - Orr
Goalie - Dryden

French Canadian GOATS:
Forward- Lemeiux
Defenseman - Bourque
Goalie - Roy

American GOATS:
Forward - Kane
Defenseman - Leetch
Goalie - Quick

Scandinavian GOATS:
Forward - Forsberg
Defenseman - Lidstrom
Goalie - Lundqvist

Eastern Bloc GOATS:
Forward - Jagr
Defenseman - Fedorov (he played there! look it up balls)
Goalie - Hasek
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Re: NHL Random Thoughts

Postby mj3528 » 23 Dec 2017, 16:12

Dthefritz wrote:Anglo Canadian GOATS
Forward - Gretzky
Defenseman - Orr
Goalie - Dryden

French Canadian GOATS:
Forward- Lemeiux
Defenseman - Bourque
Goalie - Roy

American GOATS:
Forward - Kane
Defenseman - Leetch
Goalie - Quick

Scandinavian GOATS:
Forward - Forsberg
Defenseman - Lidstrom
Goalie - Lundqvist

Eastern Bloc GOATS:
Forward - Jagr
Defenseman - Fedorov (he played there! look it up balls)
Goalie - Hasek


There is a Ryan Miller on the phone for you. He says he is an American ice hockey goalie and would like a word
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Re: NHL Random Thoughts

Postby Dthefritz » 23 Dec 2017, 16:34

mj3528 wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:Anglo Canadian GOATS
Forward - Gretzky
Defenseman - Orr
Goalie - Dryden

French Canadian GOATS:
Forward- Lemeiux
Defenseman - Bourque
Goalie - Roy

American GOATS:
Forward - Kane
Defenseman - Leetch
Goalie - Quick

Scandinavian GOATS:
Forward - Forsberg
Defenseman - Lidstrom
Goalie - Lundqvist

Eastern Bloc GOATS:
Forward - Jagr
Defenseman - Fedorov (he played there! look it up balls)
Goalie - Hasek


There is a Ryan Miller on the phone for you. He says he is an American ice hockey goalie and would like a word

Miller's damn good, but I still give Quick the edge. It was very hard to talk myself down from Mike Richter, but I'm confident I made the right choice once I did.
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Re: NHL Random Thoughts

Postby Briandong79 » 23 Dec 2017, 21:14

I take it we aren't giving Brett Hull any flexibility with his dual citizenship.
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Re: NHL Random Thoughts

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 26 Dec 2017, 10:07

I wanna complain about Kane > Modano, but I got nothing. Kane isn't fair.
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Re: NHL Random Thoughts

Postby Dthefritz » 26 Dec 2017, 12:05

Briandong79 wrote:I take it we aren't giving Brett Hull any flexibility with his dual citizenship.

He was born in Canada, so that's what I went off. Also, he's a dick.

MisterTambourineMan wrote:I wanna complain about Kane > Modano, but I got nothing. Kane isn't fair.

This was sort of my thought process. My first instinct was "it would be wrong to put Kane ahead of Modano" but I couldn't think of a good reason why that was the case. Modano was perpetually one of the better players in the NHL, but never really in contention for the best. Kane is just in a different class.
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Re: NHL Random Thoughts

Postby mj3528 » 26 Dec 2017, 12:08

Dthefritz wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:I take it we aren't giving Brett Hull any flexibility with his dual citizenship.

He was born in Canada, so that's what I went off. Also, he's a dick.

MisterTambourineMan wrote:I wanna complain about Kane > Modano, but I got nothing. Kane isn't fair.

This was sort of my thought process. My first instinct was "it would be wrong to put Kane ahead of Modano" but I couldn't think of a good reason why that was the case. Modano was perpetually one of the better players in the NHL, but never really in contention for the best. Kane is just in a different class.


One of my favorite Brett Hull stories about him being a dick, was some player on the Red Wings, took a shot, it went wide, and the other team got a break away and scored a goal.

Hull told the guy that his other teammate was better because although they both sucked, the other teammate knew he sucked so he didn't do stupid things that cost the team like the guy just did.
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Re: NHL Random Thoughts

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 26 Jan 2018, 07:42

Anyone else over this stupid "bye" week crap they've had the past 2 seasons now? Just me? Nothing like a week off, 3 games in 4 days, another 4 days to the next game, then an all star break. Really keeps the boys sharp and helps maintain momentum
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Re: NHL Random Thoughts

Postby Goose » 26 Jan 2018, 10:26

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Anyone else over this stupid "bye" week crap they've had the past 2 seasons now? Just me? Nothing like a week off, 3 games in 4 days, another 4 days to the next game, then an all star break. Really keeps the boys sharp and helps maintain momentum


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