2 Cups, 1 Goal...2013 Stanley Cup Champ Chicago Blackhawks

Re: 2 Cups, 1 Goal...2013 Stanley Cup Champ Chicago Blackhaw

Postby jman » 23 Jul 2014, 14:40

ctz31 wrote:http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/eye-on-hockey/24633094/photo-patrick-kane-plays-in-buffalo-mens-league-shows-no-mercy

MB Pat Kane showed up and played in a beer league hockey contest in Buffalo the other night. What a man of the people.


any cabbie punching?
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Re: 2 Cups, 1 Goal...2013 Stanley Cup Champ Chicago Blackhaw

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 23 Jul 2014, 14:43

I'd like to know more about this Dave Lafko goon.
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Re: 2 Cups, 1 Goal...2013 Stanley Cup Champ Chicago Blackhaw

Postby Colonel Angus » 24 Jul 2014, 14:38

Kane's causing quite a stir up CTZ way: http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/07/24/ ... rick-kane/
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Re: 2 Cups, 1 Goal...2013 Stanley Cup Champ Chicago Blackhaw

Postby BigJohnStudd » 26 Jun 2015, 10:15

Remember that time the Blackhawks played the Sesame Street gang? Jike? Anyone?

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Re: 2 Cups, 1 Goal...2013 Stanley Cup Champ Chicago Blackhaw

Postby jman » 20 Apr 2016, 08:36

Hawks go down 3 games to 1, Shaw sent off with 2:04 left in the game and down one goal, then calls ref a faggot from the box.

#notagoodlook
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Re: 2 Cups, 1 Goal...2013 Stanley Cup Champ Chicago Blackhaw

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 20 Apr 2016, 08:59

jman wrote:Hawks go down 3 games to 1, Shaw sent off with 2:04 left in the game and down one goal, then calls ref a faggot from the box.

#notagoodlook


and somehow a Blues player will get suspended for that instead.
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Re: 2 Cups, 1 Goal...2013 Stanley Cup Champ Chicago Blackhaw

Postby Goose » 20 Apr 2016, 09:18

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:
jman wrote:Hawks go down 3 games to 1, Shaw sent off with 2:04 left in the game and down one goal, then calls ref a faggot from the box.

#notagoodlook


and somehow a Blues player will get suspended for that instead.


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They've talked it over and the call on the Blues is INSTIGATING and will come with a one game suspension to Blues star Vladimir Tarasenko.

NHL Deputy Commissioner Bill Daly ruled that Vladimir Tarasenko did give Shaw a "come-hither" look which could have been construed as an invitation for gay sex (also sometimes referred to as a "Kite's Beard").

Daly was quoted as saying "Mr. Shaw's comments were perfectly in line with Mr. Tarasenko's instigating the invitation of gay sex. Mr. Shaw will not be suspended."

Chicgago is expected to win the next three games, even if that means the NHL suspending additional Blues players mid-game on Thursday.
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Re: 2 Cups, 1 Goal...2013 Stanley Cup Champ Chicago Blackhaw

Postby jman » 20 Apr 2016, 10:11

Goose wrote:
Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:
jman wrote:Hawks go down 3 games to 1, Shaw sent off with 2:04 left in the game and down one goal, then calls ref a faggot from the box.

#notagoodlook


and somehow a Blues player will get suspended for that instead.


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They've talked it over and the call on the Blues is INSTIGATING and will come with a one game suspension to Blues star Vladimir Tarasenko.

NHL Deputy Commissioner Bill Daly ruled that Vladimir Tarasenko did give Shaw a "come-hither" look which could have been construed as an invitation for gay sex (also sometimes referred to as a "Kite's Beard").

Daly was quoted as saying "Mr. Shaw's comments were perfectly in line with Mr. Tarasenko's instigating the invitation of gay sex. Mr. Shaw will not be suspended."

Chicgago is expected to win the next three games, even if that means the NHL suspending additional Blues players mid-game on Thursday.


wouldn't matter, Tarasenko could be suspended and still find a way to fucking score on these guys.
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Re: 2 Cups, 1 Goal...2013 Stanley Cup Champ Chicago Blackhaw

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 26 Apr 2016, 10:01

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Re: 2 Cups, 1 Goal...2013 Stanley Cup Champ Chicago Blackhaw

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 26 Apr 2016, 10:25

Say what you will, the Hawks no how to get it done. Last six years: three Cups won, and three first round losses. If you ain't gonna win it all, hit the golf course early.
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Re: 2 Cups, 1 Goal...2013 Stanley Cup Champ Chicago Blackhaw

Postby jman » 29 Apr 2016, 13:20

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Say what you will, the Hawks no how to get it done. Last six years: three Cups won, and three first round losses. If you ain't gonna win it all, hit the golf course early.

no they lost in the conference finals a couple years ago OT in Game 7. That fucking sucked.

And speaking of fucking sucking...

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Re: 2 Cups, 1 Goal...2013 Stanley Cup Champ Chicago Blackhaw

Postby ctz31 » 06 Jan 2017, 09:01

I have a hockey thought. I was perusing that junior hockey OT and i seen on the scroll thing that the 'bres were beating the blackhawks 3-2 i believe, IN CHICAGO, with like 4 min left. So what the hey, i'll flip back and forth between games. It took like 2 minutes for pat kane to make an amazing play, i think a pass, to some dude maybe taves for a tying goal. Then in OT the dude just wrecked em, and scored the winner w ease. Every time i watch him play he scores or does something uniquely amazing in minutes. I've probably watched him for like 10 to 12 minutes in his career and he does it every time. I'm pretty sure he's the greatest player of all time. And he's FROM HERE. And was acquitted of all charges as an american white man in that bs rapey case. My hero.
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Re: 2 Cups, 1 Goal...2013 Stanley Cup Champ Chicago Blackhaw

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 06 Jan 2017, 13:40

ctz31 wrote:I have a hockey thought. I was perusing that junior hockey OT and i seen on the scroll thing that the 'bres were beating the blackhawks 3-2 i believe, IN CHICAGO, with like 4 min left. So what the hey, i'll flip back and forth between games. It took like 2 minutes for pat kane to make an amazing play, i think a pass, to some dude maybe taves for a tying goal. Then in OT the dude just wrecked em, and scored the winner w ease. Every time i watch him play he scores or does something uniquely amazing in minutes. I've probably watched him for like 10 to 12 minutes in his career and he does it every time. I'm pretty sure he's the greatest player of all time. And he's FROM HERE. And was acquitted of all charges as an american white man in that bs rapey case. My hero.


Kane is great to watch. When my country faces your country in international matches, I am always terrified that he will go off. I also enjoyed that year when he couldn't grow a playoff beard, so he grew a mullet instead. Good hero to have.

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Re: 2 Cups, 1 Goal...2013 Stanley Cup Champ Chicago Blackhaw

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 06 Jan 2017, 13:59

ctz31 wrote:I have a hockey thought. I was perusing that junior hockey OT and i seen on the scroll thing that the 'bres were beating the blackhawks 3-2 i believe, IN CHICAGO, with like 4 min left. So what the hey, i'll flip back and forth between games. It took like 2 minutes for pat kane to make an amazing play, i think a pass, to some dude maybe taves for a tying goal. Then in OT the dude just wrecked em, and scored the winner w ease. Every time i watch him play he scores or does something uniquely amazing in minutes. I've probably watched him for like 10 to 12 minutes in his career and he does it every time. I'm pretty sure he's the greatest player of all time. And he's FROM HERE. And was acquitted of all charges as an american white man in that bs rapey case. My hero.


That is almost word for word my thoughts on Kane. Every time I turn on a Wild/Hawks game for even a second he scores without fail.
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Re: 2 Cups, 1 Goal...2013 Stanley Cup Champ Chicago Blackhaw

Postby jman » 21 Apr 2017, 08:10

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Say what you will, the Hawks no how to get it done. Last six years: three Cups won, and three first round losses. If you ain't gonna win it all, hit the golf course early.


whelp, they held true to form again this year. Swept in the first round by Nashville. Fucking Nashville. At least I think it was Nashville, I don't really care.

They scored 3 goals the entire fucking series. 3. In 13 periods of play. In 2013 they scored 2 goals in 17 seconds against Baaahstan to win the cup.

Tee it up you fuckers.
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