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Re: President's Trophy winning/1st Rd Losing Washington Capi

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 02 May 2017, 12:03

Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
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Gregs Kite wrote:Congrats on finally breaking through against the Penguins. :thumbsup:

I mean sure, you had to resort to decapitating Crosby to do it, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

Image

Yeah the penguins are upstanding citizens who neeeeeever hit anyone in the head, let alone someone falling and twisting....

oh already no suspension for Niskanen? But it was a targeted shot! The Caps did it on purpose!!!! IN THEIR TEAM MEETING THEY DELIBERATELY SCHEMED TO KILL CROSBY!!!!!


LOL WE'RE NOT DIRTY YOUR DIRTY SO THERE!

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Bill and Tom are gonna get pissed if you steal all their asterisks


Dammit, that's true. You actually have to win a championship for the asterisk to be applicable.


Tell me which chip Barry Bonds won?

That's ok, I'm sure Chara and Pastrnak and Tuuka and Marchand are dominating in their... ohhh... well at least Isaiah's got a gap in his teeth big enough for your dick to slide through


Focus son. You were taking white hot shots at Bill and Tom and their Super Bowl championships, memba?

Also, LOL at you shitting on the Bruins. Dude, even I can't fake interest in that.

Anyway, good luck the rest of this series. Hopefully Malkin has his head on a swivel!

Why do you insist on being such a lying liar? Bill taught you that didn't he? Or Tom?


A. I don't think you understand what a self proclaimed pink hat fan is.

2. You have lots of free time today. Congrats.

he said, replying in less than 5 minutes to my posts


Replying to a post and searching out SIX different posts to shoehorn into a thread is the exact same thing.


Homer whisper: they're all one right after the other on the same page you nitwit
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Re: President's Trophy winning/1st Rd Losing Washington Capi

Postby Gregs Kite » 02 May 2017, 12:05

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Congrats on finally breaking through against the Penguins. :thumbsup:

I mean sure, you had to resort to decapitating Crosby to do it, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

Image

Yeah the penguins are upstanding citizens who neeeeeever hit anyone in the head, let alone someone falling and twisting....

oh already no suspension for Niskanen? But it was a targeted shot! The Caps did it on purpose!!!! IN THEIR TEAM MEETING THEY DELIBERATELY SCHEMED TO KILL CROSBY!!!!!


LOL WE'RE NOT DIRTY YOUR DIRTY SO THERE!

Image

Bill and Tom are gonna get pissed if you steal all their asterisks


Dammit, that's true. You actually have to win a championship for the asterisk to be applicable.


Tell me which chip Barry Bonds won?

That's ok, I'm sure Chara and Pastrnak and Tuuka and Marchand are dominating in their... ohhh... well at least Isaiah's got a gap in his teeth big enough for your dick to slide through


Focus son. You were taking white hot shots at Bill and Tom and their Super Bowl championships, memba?

Also, LOL at you shitting on the Bruins. Dude, even I can't fake interest in that.

Anyway, good luck the rest of this series. Hopefully Malkin has his head on a swivel!

Why do you insist on being such a lying liar? Bill taught you that didn't he? Or Tom?


A. I don't think you understand what a self proclaimed pink hat fan is.

2. You have lots of free time today. Congrats.

he said, replying in less than 5 minutes to my posts


Replying to a post and searching out SIX different posts to shoehorn into a thread is the exact same thing.


Homer whisper: they're all one right after the other on the same page you nitwit


You would know. You took the time to seek them out. Guess you showed me!

In fact, you just did this to me re: this fun conversation

Image
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Re: President's Trophy winning/1st Rd Losing Washington Capi

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 02 May 2017, 12:09

Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Congrats on finally breaking through against the Penguins. :thumbsup:

I mean sure, you had to resort to decapitating Crosby to do it, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

Image

Yeah the penguins are upstanding citizens who neeeeeever hit anyone in the head, let alone someone falling and twisting....

oh already no suspension for Niskanen? But it was a targeted shot! The Caps did it on purpose!!!! IN THEIR TEAM MEETING THEY DELIBERATELY SCHEMED TO KILL CROSBY!!!!!


LOL WE'RE NOT DIRTY YOUR DIRTY SO THERE!

Image

Bill and Tom are gonna get pissed if you steal all their asterisks


Dammit, that's true. You actually have to win a championship for the asterisk to be applicable.


Tell me which chip Barry Bonds won?

That's ok, I'm sure Chara and Pastrnak and Tuuka and Marchand are dominating in their... ohhh... well at least Isaiah's got a gap in his teeth big enough for your dick to slide through


Focus son. You were taking white hot shots at Bill and Tom and their Super Bowl championships, memba?

Also, LOL at you shitting on the Bruins. Dude, even I can't fake interest in that.

Anyway, good luck the rest of this series. Hopefully Malkin has his head on a swivel!

Why do you insist on being such a lying liar? Bill taught you that didn't he? Or Tom?


A. I don't think you understand what a self proclaimed pink hat fan is.

2. You have lots of free time today. Congrats.

he said, replying in less than 5 minutes to my posts


Replying to a post and searching out SIX different posts to shoehorn into a thread is the exact same thing.


Homer whisper: they're all one right after the other on the same page you nitwit


You would know. You took the time to seek them out. Guess you showed me!

In fact, you just did this to me re: this fun conversation

Image

Hilar and timely, how do you do it?
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Re: President's Trophy winning/1st Rd Losing Washington Capi

Postby Gregs Kite » 02 May 2017, 12:12

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Congrats on finally breaking through against the Penguins. :thumbsup:

I mean sure, you had to resort to decapitating Crosby to do it, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

Image

Yeah the penguins are upstanding citizens who neeeeeever hit anyone in the head, let alone someone falling and twisting....

oh already no suspension for Niskanen? But it was a targeted shot! The Caps did it on purpose!!!! IN THEIR TEAM MEETING THEY DELIBERATELY SCHEMED TO KILL CROSBY!!!!!


LOL WE'RE NOT DIRTY YOUR DIRTY SO THERE!

Image

Bill and Tom are gonna get pissed if you steal all their asterisks


Dammit, that's true. You actually have to win a championship for the asterisk to be applicable.


Tell me which chip Barry Bonds won?

That's ok, I'm sure Chara and Pastrnak and Tuuka and Marchand are dominating in their... ohhh... well at least Isaiah's got a gap in his teeth big enough for your dick to slide through


Focus son. You were taking white hot shots at Bill and Tom and their Super Bowl championships, memba?

Also, LOL at you shitting on the Bruins. Dude, even I can't fake interest in that.

Anyway, good luck the rest of this series. Hopefully Malkin has his head on a swivel!

Why do you insist on being such a lying liar? Bill taught you that didn't he? Or Tom?


A. I don't think you understand what a self proclaimed pink hat fan is.

2. You have lots of free time today. Congrats.

he said, replying in less than 5 minutes to my posts


Replying to a post and searching out SIX different posts to shoehorn into a thread is the exact same thing.


Homer whisper: they're all one right after the other on the same page you nitwit


You would know. You took the time to seek them out. Guess you showed me!

In fact, you just did this to me re: this fun conversation

Image

Hilar and timely, how do you do it?


I Googled Sidney Crosby injury, searched for the image from the vicious hit last night, copied the URL, then in the reply to your post I used the tag and inserted the copied URL into it. Voila!
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Re: President's Trophy winning/1st Rd Losing Washington Capi

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 02 May 2017, 12:16

Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Congrats on finally breaking through against the Penguins. :thumbsup:

I mean sure, you had to resort to decapitating Crosby to do it, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

Image

Yeah the penguins are upstanding citizens who neeeeeever hit anyone in the head, let alone someone falling and twisting....

oh already no suspension for Niskanen? But it was a targeted shot! The Caps did it on purpose!!!! IN THEIR TEAM MEETING THEY DELIBERATELY SCHEMED TO KILL CROSBY!!!!!


LOL WE'RE NOT DIRTY YOUR DIRTY SO THERE!

Image

Bill and Tom are gonna get pissed if you steal all their asterisks


Dammit, that's true. You actually have to win a championship for the asterisk to be applicable.


Tell me which chip Barry Bonds won?

That's ok, I'm sure Chara and Pastrnak and Tuuka and Marchand are dominating in their... ohhh... well at least Isaiah's got a gap in his teeth big enough for your dick to slide through


Focus son. You were taking white hot shots at Bill and Tom and their Super Bowl championships, memba?

Also, LOL at you shitting on the Bruins. Dude, even I can't fake interest in that.

Anyway, good luck the rest of this series. Hopefully Malkin has his head on a swivel!

Why do you insist on being such a lying liar? Bill taught you that didn't he? Or Tom?


A. I don't think you understand what a self proclaimed pink hat fan is.

2. You have lots of free time today. Congrats.

he said, replying in less than 5 minutes to my posts


Replying to a post and searching out SIX different posts to shoehorn into a thread is the exact same thing.


Homer whisper: they're all one right after the other on the same page you nitwit


You would know. You took the time to seek them out. Guess you showed me!

In fact, you just did this to me re: this fun conversation

Image

Hilar and timely, how do you do it?


I Googled Sidney Crosby injury, searched for the image from the vicious hit last night, copied the URL, then in the reply to your post I used the tag and inserted the copied URL into it. Voila!

Doesn't explain how you are so smart and hilarious and all without talking about your vagina
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Re: President's Trophy winning/1st Rd Losing Washington Capi

Postby Gregs Kite » 02 May 2017, 12:18

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Congrats on finally breaking through against the Penguins. :thumbsup:

I mean sure, you had to resort to decapitating Crosby to do it, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

Image

Yeah the penguins are upstanding citizens who neeeeeever hit anyone in the head, let alone someone falling and twisting....

oh already no suspension for Niskanen? But it was a targeted shot! The Caps did it on purpose!!!! IN THEIR TEAM MEETING THEY DELIBERATELY SCHEMED TO KILL CROSBY!!!!!


LOL WE'RE NOT DIRTY YOUR DIRTY SO THERE!

Image

Bill and Tom are gonna get pissed if you steal all their asterisks


Dammit, that's true. You actually have to win a championship for the asterisk to be applicable.


Tell me which chip Barry Bonds won?

That's ok, I'm sure Chara and Pastrnak and Tuuka and Marchand are dominating in their... ohhh... well at least Isaiah's got a gap in his teeth big enough for your dick to slide through


Focus son. You were taking white hot shots at Bill and Tom and their Super Bowl championships, memba?

Also, LOL at you shitting on the Bruins. Dude, even I can't fake interest in that.

Anyway, good luck the rest of this series. Hopefully Malkin has his head on a swivel!

Why do you insist on being such a lying liar? Bill taught you that didn't he? Or Tom?


A. I don't think you understand what a self proclaimed pink hat fan is.

2. You have lots of free time today. Congrats.

he said, replying in less than 5 minutes to my posts


Replying to a post and searching out SIX different posts to shoehorn into a thread is the exact same thing.


Homer whisper: they're all one right after the other on the same page you nitwit


You would know. You took the time to seek them out. Guess you showed me!

In fact, you just did this to me re: this fun conversation

Image

Hilar and timely, how do you do it?


I Googled Sidney Crosby injury, searched for the image from the vicious hit last night, copied the URL, then in the reply to your post I used the tag and inserted the copied URL into it. Voila!

Doesn't explain how you are so smart and hilarious and all without talking about your vagina


All of that is explained in detail in the Hall of Sand. ;)
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Re: President's Trophy winning/1st Rd Losing Washington Capi

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 02 May 2017, 12:28

Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Congrats on finally breaking through against the Penguins. :thumbsup:

I mean sure, you had to resort to decapitating Crosby to do it, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

Image

Yeah the penguins are upstanding citizens who neeeeeever hit anyone in the head, let alone someone falling and twisting....

oh already no suspension for Niskanen? But it was a targeted shot! The Caps did it on purpose!!!! IN THEIR TEAM MEETING THEY DELIBERATELY SCHEMED TO KILL CROSBY!!!!!


LOL WE'RE NOT DIRTY YOUR DIRTY SO THERE!

Image

Bill and Tom are gonna get pissed if you steal all their asterisks


Dammit, that's true. You actually have to win a championship for the asterisk to be applicable.


Tell me which chip Barry Bonds won?

That's ok, I'm sure Chara and Pastrnak and Tuuka and Marchand are dominating in their... ohhh... well at least Isaiah's got a gap in his teeth big enough for your dick to slide through


Focus son. You were taking white hot shots at Bill and Tom and their Super Bowl championships, memba?

Also, LOL at you shitting on the Bruins. Dude, even I can't fake interest in that.

Anyway, good luck the rest of this series. Hopefully Malkin has his head on a swivel!

Why do you insist on being such a lying liar? Bill taught you that didn't he? Or Tom?


A. I don't think you understand what a self proclaimed pink hat fan is.

2. You have lots of free time today. Congrats.

he said, replying in less than 5 minutes to my posts


Replying to a post and searching out SIX different posts to shoehorn into a thread is the exact same thing.


Homer whisper: they're all one right after the other on the same page you nitwit


You would know. You took the time to seek them out. Guess you showed me!

In fact, you just did this to me re: this fun conversation

Image

Hilar and timely, how do you do it?


I Googled Sidney Crosby injury, searched for the image from the vicious hit last night, copied the URL, then in the reply to your post I used the tag and inserted the copied URL into it. Voila!

Doesn't explain how you are so smart and hilarious and all without talking about your vagina


All of that is explained in detail in the Hall of Sand. ;)

Knew it was sand in the vag
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Re: President's Trophy winning/1st Rd Losing Washington Capi

Postby SouthernYokel » 02 May 2017, 14:08

that hit was fine. pittsburgh fans are the worst. maybe if crosby wasn't held together with bubble gum and toothpicks he could take a hit during a professional hockey playoff game.
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Re: President's Trophy winning/1st Rd Losing Washington Capi

Postby Gregs Kite » 04 May 2017, 07:16

Guess we need to decapitate Malkin, too. :/
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Re: President's Trophy winning/1st Rd Losing Washington Capi

Postby Goose » 04 May 2017, 09:38

The refs did a great job on those two phantom calls against the Caps to make sure that the Pens won that game. They called roughing right after the Caps made it 2-2 and never showed a replay, so I didn't see how egregious it was until this morning. The guy went down like a soccer player after minimal contact. The high stick with <2 minutes left was also an NBA-worthy flop. My guess is that they want to give them plenty of rest in case they have to go to the conference finals without Crosby.

ETA: Looks like Ziggy's back at the complaint department...

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Re: President's Trophy winning/1st Rd Losing Washington Capi

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 10 May 2017, 21:38

Condolences.
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Re: President's Trophy winning/1st Rd Losing Washington Capi

Postby Frank the Tank » 11 May 2017, 06:21

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Condolences.


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Re: President's Trophy winning/1st Rd Losing Washington Capi

Postby Gregs Kite » 11 May 2017, 06:34

Death, taxes and second round Ovi. :?
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Re: President's Trophy winning/1st Rd Losing Washington Capi

Postby JichaelDick » 11 May 2017, 07:29

Uncle Tom got more mercy from Simon Legree than the Caps have from Pittsburgh.
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Re: President's Trophy winning/1st Rd Losing Washington Capi

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 11 May 2017, 07:46

I'd like to say it's not funny anymore, but, well... it really, really is.
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