Sonz of Fake Tim Thomas: The Bruins

Re: Sonz of Fake Tim Thomas: The Bruins

Postby Goose » 15 Nov 2016, 09:29

TheWolf wrote:I'm not gonna go back and do the legwork, but I'm going to make the assumption that every time Goose mentions the Patriots outside of the Patriots thread it's a dtf-level shoehorn.


I would like to contest this assertion. I brought up the Pats in the context of the board's biggest Pats fan/apologist posting in another Boston sports thread. I stand by my earlier post.

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Re: Sonz of Fake Tim Thomas: The Bruins

Postby Gregs Kite » 18 Nov 2016, 09:04

My B's lost a heart-breaker last night against Short Bus' Minnesota, uh, they still the North Stars? Anyway, B's had a goal disallowed for some bullcrap offsides reason. Thanks, Drumpf!
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Re: Sonz of Fake Tim Thomas: The Bruins

Postby TheWolf » 18 Nov 2016, 16:14

Gregs Kite wrote:My B's lost a heart-breaker last night against Short Bus' Minnesota, uh, they still the North Stars? Anyway, B's had a goal disallowed for some bullcrap offsides reason. Thanks, Drumpf!


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Re: Sonz of Fake Tim Thomas: The Bruins

Postby Gregs Kite » 28 Nov 2016, 09:40

Really nice win over the Tampa Bay Lightning yesterday. Pasternak is a really good player, I enjoy watching him play hockey. And I felt happy for Jimmy Hayes, netting his first point in almost nine months. He has taken a lot of guff around here so I enjoyed seeing him score a goal.
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Re: Sonz of Fake Tim Thomas: The Bruins

Postby Goose » 28 Nov 2016, 10:56

Gregs Kite wrote:Really nice win over the Tampa Bay Lightning yesterday. Pasternak is a really good player, I enjoy watching him play hockey. And I felt happy for Jimmy Hayes, netting his first point in almost nine months. He has taken a lot of guff around here so I enjoyed seeing him score a goal.


Nice game by the B's. Tampa fell apart during the second period. Probably not focused and overexcited about being in Ogieville and having an open night on the town.
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Re: Sonz of Fake Tim Thomas: The Bruins

Postby mj3528 » 28 Nov 2016, 10:57

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Gregs Kite wrote:Really nice win over the Tampa Bay Lightning yesterday. Pasternak is a really good player, I enjoy watching him play hockey. And I felt happy for Jimmy Hayes, netting his first point in almost nine months. He has taken a lot of guff around here so I enjoyed seeing him score a goal.


Nice game by the B's. Tampa fell apart during the second period. Probably not focused and overexcited about being in Ogieville and having an open night on the town.


Probably also smarting from the beating Torts and I administered to them in their previous game as well.
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Re: Sonz of Fake Tim Thomas: The Bruins

Postby Goose » 28 Nov 2016, 11:11

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Gregs Kite wrote:Really nice win over the Tampa Bay Lightning yesterday. Pasternak is a really good player, I enjoy watching him play hockey. And I felt happy for Jimmy Hayes, netting his first point in almost nine months. He has taken a lot of guff around here so I enjoyed seeing him score a goal.


Nice game by the B's. Tampa fell apart during the second period. Probably not focused and overexcited about being in Ogieville and having an open night on the town.


Probably also smarting from the beating Torts and I administered to them in their previous game as well.


Yeah this road trip has not gone well. Hopefully CBJ appreciates the good times with Torts, because they won't last long, and it will start getting ugly.
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Re: Sonz of Fake Tim Thomas: The Bruins

Postby Gregs Kite » 02 Dec 2016, 08:04

Huge, gritty won against Fulsh's Former Whalers last night. Despite not having that big goofy stuff Chara, our defence has been relatively locked down the last couple of games.
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Re: Sonz of Fake Tim Thomas: The Bruins

Postby Frank the Tank » 02 Dec 2016, 08:54

Gregs Kite wrote:Huge, gritty won against Fulsh's Former Whalers last night. Despite not having that big goofy stuff Chara, our defence has been relatively locked down the last couple of games.


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Re: Sonz of Fake Tim Thomas: The Bruins

Postby CourtesyFlush » 02 Dec 2016, 09:09

Frank the Tank wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Huge, gritty won against Fulsh's Former Whalers last night. Despite not having that big goofy stuff Chara, our defence has been relatively locked down the last couple of games.


DON'T USE THE WORD "WHALERS" WHEN REFERRING TO THAT DICKBAG KARMANOS'S FRANCHISE!!!

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Re: Sonz of Fake Tim Thomas: The Bruins

Postby Frank the Tank » 02 Dec 2016, 09:22

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Gregs Kite wrote:Huge, gritty won against Fulsh's Former Whalers last night. Despite not having that big goofy stuff Chara, our defence has been relatively locked down the last couple of games.


DON'T USE THE WORD "WHALERS" WHEN REFERRING TO THAT DICKBAG KARMANOS'S FRANCHISE!!!

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Re: Sonz of Fake Tim Thomas: The Bruins

Postby Gregs Kite » 09 Dec 2016, 07:38

Someone named David Pastrnak scored his league leading 18th goal last night, tying him with that big, wide, soppy Canadian cunt Sidney Crosby. I think that's good. I am rooting for him to have continued success and good fortune.



David.....Pastrnak.
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Re: Sonz of Fake Tim Thomas: The Bruins

Postby CourtesyFlush » 09 Dec 2016, 08:34

Gregs Kite wrote:Pastrnak.

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Re: Sonz of Fake Tim Thomas: The Bruins

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 09 Dec 2016, 08:40

Gregs Kite wrote:Someone named David Pastrnak scored his league leading 18th goal last night, tying him with that big, wide, soppy Canadian cunt Sidney Crosby. I think that's good. I am rooting for him to have continued success and good fortune.



David.....Pastrnak.

I hate how he (or at least announcers) say his name, Pah-ster-nahhhk

It is entirely possible/probable that's how it's supposed to be pronounced but just sounds like a douchey cunty way of pronouncing it to seem refined and shit

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Re: Sonz of Fake Tim Thomas: The Bruins

Postby Gregs Kite » 16 Dec 2016, 08:22

Tough loss last night, especially coming off the previous night's L to that queer Sidney Crosby and the Penguins, to the California Ducks. Ducks? That's for real? Kooky.

ANYWAY, these back to backs seem to be the Achilles heel for our Bs and it highlights just how valuable Tooka is. Our back-up goalie is a poopfest, to quote well spoken negro Richard Sherman.

We'll regroup and put forth a mediocre to solid effort against, um, whoever we play next.
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